Speedrun into heaven

[Psychophilly]

Tell your friend to forgive you after you killed him and then kill yourself. you will be fast forward to doomsday and judgement day or whatever. he forgives you and tells god "it's ok that he killed me, i was fine with it".
do bunch of charity shit before aswell to make sure you go to heaven.

 

[Psychophilly]

Oops, guys i think we need to add a rule about suicide otherwise everyone will die.

 

[Psychophilly]

Thats how "suicide is the worst sin" thing was invented in all religions.

 

[Psychophilly]

Ok guys there is a work around. if we all line up and kill each other until one last person remains, we all forgive each other. and the last person dies of natural cause. this whole god test thing will be over.

 

[Deleted member 33108]

Tell your friend to forgive you after you killed him and then kill yourself. you will be fast forward to doomsday and judgement day or whatever. he forgives you and tells god "it's ok that he killed me, i was fine with it".
do bunch of charity shit before aswell to make sure you go to heaven.

This assumes the criteria for being granted Heaven or salvation is that you "do good things" before you die, even if you die in mortal sin. It also assumes that someone else's forgiveness has some bearing on your ultimate judgement according to any of the Abrahamic religions (and others). Neither of these are true. Is your view of religion from a 5 second read on the wiki? lol.

 

[Psychophilly]

This assumes the criteria for being granted Heaven or salvation is that you "do good things" before you die, even if you die in mortal sin. It also assumes that someone else's forgiveness has some bearing on your ultimate judgement according to any of the Abrahamic religions (and others). Neither of these are true. Is your view of religion from a 5 second read on the wiki? lol.

my knowledge of religion is 100x yours. post is satire and you are clueless