Spiders are such nimble little cunts

[Deleted member 18244]

I check my room for spiderwebs regularly, but despite this I just discovered a huge web with two little fuckers in it.

Wtf?

True enough, I leave my window open for airing, but how can they sneak in and make a web network thing so quickly?

JFL Imagine if I had fallen asleep with two spiders next to my head. Unironically over.

 

[Deleted member 18694]

i have a fear one day i'll wake up and see this face close up

 

[Deleted member 18244]

i have a fear one day i'll wake up and see this face close up


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Nightmare fuel. Edit it out tbh

 

[Detona]

They can carry 100x their own bidyweight vertically up a wall.


Long legs theory

 

[Deleted member 18244]

They can carry 100x their own bidyweight vertically up a wall.


Long legs theory

They cant carry shit when I lay the slipper on em.

 

[Detona]

Imagine what they could do if human sized

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Imagine what they could do if human sized

What the fuck dude. Thats hideous get it out of here

 

[Deleted member 18244]

F U C C there’s probably a spider near me right now

 

[TUSSELEIF]

I fucking hate spiders, I regularly have nightmares about them and always wake up sweaty af and feeling like they are everywhere. Thank fuck I don’t live in an area where they are small and aren’t many

 

[Deleted member 18244]

I fucking hate spiders, I regularly have nightmares about them and always wake up sweaty af and feeling like they are everywhere

They are. I’m certain of it. My spider senses are tingling

 

[Deleted member 18694]

F U C C there’s probably a spider near me right now

you should just give in open your mouth and let them all in

 

[Deleted member 18244]

you should just give in open your mouth and let them all in

It’s all equally bad if they touch you. The feeling of disgust stays forever

 

[Deleted member 18694]

It’s all equally bad if they touch you. The feeling of disgust stays forever

makes u wonder why there are freaks out there who keep them as pets...

 

[Tom Jones]

Even though the spiders that live here aren’t harmful to humans they are still fucking disturbing. Especially the largest one, it does pack a solid bite. Once layed down in my bed on top of one big fucker and it but my back. Cunts. Would rather have a Viper living in my apartment than those fucks

 

[Deleted member 7580]

Cope
Babowski mogs

 

[Deleted member 18244]

makes u wonder why there are freaks out there who keep them as pets...

Even though the spiders that live here aren’t harmful to humans they are still fucking disturbing. Especially the largest one, it does pack a solid bite. Once layed down in my bed on top of one big fucker and it but my back. Cunts. Would rather have a Viper living in my apartment than those fucks

The worst ones are not the daddy long legs, although they are quite disgusting, they are slow and docile.

The true enemy are the robust warrior house spider breed, the ones with shorter legs and way larger body. Fuck, those little fuckers will run you down in 0.2 seconds on sight if they see you looking at them, and just JFL if you think you’re gonna kill them with the napkin like some low class pricks. They will dodge and LEAP at your ass with demonic velocity.

If you see them, rope immediately.

 

[Tom Jones]

The worst ones are not the daddy long legs, although they are quite disgusting, they are slow and docile.

The true enemy are the robust warrior house spider breed, the ones with shorter legs and way larger body. Fuck, those little fuckers will run you down in 0.2 seconds on sight if they see you looking at them, and just JFL if you think you’re gonna kill them with the napkin like some low class pricks. They will dodge and LEAP at your ass with demonic velocity.

If you see them, rope immediately.

True. And when they crawl on the ceiling and they fall to the ground and impact is clearly audible and then pounce on you

 

[Deleted member 18694]

The worst ones are not the daddy long legs, although they are quite disgusting, they are slow and docile.

The true enemy are the robust warrior house spider breed, the ones with shorter legs and way larger body. Fuck, those little fuckers will run you down in 0.2 seconds on sight if they see you looking at them, and just JFL if you think you’re gonna kill them with the napkin like some low class pricks. They will dodge and LEAP at your ass with demonic velocity.

If you see them, rope immediately.

lmao dude have you heard of doc spiders? THose spiders are so damn disgusting. I remember my grandpa was tying the boat next to the doc and the spider lifted its 2 legs up and i could literally hear the HISSING while protecting its eggs. I've never heard of a spider making noise but I could hear it perfectly. Somehow my grandpa didn't even care and continued his work so close to it.

 

[buckchadley31]

Fucking faggot cunts spiders are good.
Esp in the summer they catch lots of annoying bastard mosquitoes

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Fucking faggot cunts spiders are good.
Esp in the summer they catch lots of annoying bastard mosquitoes

Dnr; babowski mogs

 

[Deleted member 9670]

they'e cute

 

[Deleted member 18244]

they'e cute

Beyond disgusting.like legit over

 

[Deleted member 9670]

Beyond disgusting.like legit over

do you get big ones like that

those are harmless btw

 

[Kingcel32]

You consume 5 spiders a day while you sleep ngl

 

[Deleted member 18244]

do you get big ones like that

those are harmless btw

You consume 5 spiders a day while you sleep ngl

Just cause they’re not venomous or poisonous doesn’t mean they’re not disgusting. It’s fine to leave a few daddy longlegs out to catch insects but the warrior ones should be exterminated