Superman is being played by a 6'5 chad (over for DCcucks)

[Deleted member 24586]

The person who posted this is a woman who is very well known for leaking things and being correct most of the time. How can I cope with capeshit when I get giga heightmogged into the shadow realm?

Over.

6ft manlet Batman (Robert Pattinson) is the only capeshit character I don't mind cos he doesn't heightmog me.

 

[Frank Jack]

Elordi is too low trust looking to be Superman but the height is correct. Cavill was way too fuckin' short to be Superman. Superman is supposed to be a 6'4 monster, not 6'0 with small ass woman hands

 

[Deleted member 24586]

Elordi is too low trust looking to be Superman but the height is correct. Cavill was way too fuckin' short to be Superman. Superman is supposed to be a 6'4 monster, not 6'0 with small ass woman hands

He's far too tall to play superman. Superman is 6'3 not 6'5 barefoot, they need someone smaller than elordi but taller than Cavill. Also Cavill would've been a good superman if he had good writers for his movies.

 

[Deleted member 24444]

O'Pry would be a perfect Superman if he was a good actor

 

[Deleted member 24586]

O'Pry would be a perfect Superman if he was a good actor

He's way too small (5'10)

 

[Frank Jack]

He's far too tall to play superman. Superman is 6'3 not 6'5 barefoot, they need someone smaller than elordi but taller than Cavill. Also Cavill would've been a good superman if he had good writers for his movies.

Superman is 6'4 and he's consistently drawn that way.

 

[Alexanderr]

He’d have the height and frame for it but the face? They’d likely have to dye his hair black too.

 

[Alexanderr]

He's far too tall to play superman. Superman is 6'3 not 6'5 barefoot, they need someone smaller than elordi but taller than Cavill. Also Cavill would've been a good superman if he had good writers for his movies.

Cavil (in his prime) was a really fitting Superman, just a little short. But his arms/hands are too small. Once you notice it you see it everywhere.

 

[Deleted member 17872]

He’d have the height and frame for it but the face? They’d likely have to dye his hair black too.

Brown eyed on the top of that

 

[Alexanderr]

Brown eyed on the top of that

They’ll probably end up going with some unknown Chad with the correct phenotype.

 

[Deleted member 17872]

They’ll probably end up going with some unknown Chad with the correct phenotype.

Young Gary Cooper would have made a good Superman back in the day plus he had the everyman charisma needed fir the role. Hair could be darker though

 

[Deleted member 24586]

Superman is 6'4 and he's consistently drawn that way.

In the comics (main source of canon) he's almost always listed as 6'3 which makes that height the standard for his character.

Cavil (in his prime) was a really fitting Superman, just a little short. But his arms/hands are too small. Once you notice it you see it everywhere.

He would've been the goat but he got screwed over.

 

[RetardSubhuman]

superman is asian btw I saw this on r/aziandentity

 

[Chinacurry]

Cavill was perfect, they just fucked him cos he's based and refused to work for female director and made life difficult and played games in his trailer all day.人

So obv WBD decided to cancel him.

Would have liked to see Michelle morrone given a go, fuck the pheno

 

[phookmumb]

Will he wear blue contacts

 

[MoggerChad]

Andres Eriksen would be a perfect superman

 

[Gonthar]

 

[cytoplasm]

His face isn't good enough

 

[oldcell]

Superman should be 5 9 with a beard liem Tom Hardy

 

[Truecel14]

He's subhuman with a shit eye area. He's literally just a tall mtn maybe htn. His height halos him so hard