Surgeries I predict Jordan Barrett had

you forgot his nose job.

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he used to have a bit of a bulb.
 
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Not one molecule of wrinkles on this mans face at 28 years old, pheromonal
he had botox his face can barely emote on videos
 
@Iblamejordan Wassup you lurking homo, there hasnt been enough threads to satisfy your ego so here you go


I predict barrett had most of his work done between 2022-2023 when he was most absent from social media.
His big reveal (first media presence in a while was the milan fashion week)

Honestly looked unreal here (summer 2023)
1.
Facelift
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This is not how skin naturally looks (28 years old btw) and look at the fold on his ear @Orc noticed this






2. Neck lift
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You just cant have this submental tightness without a neck lift, whether it was traditional or elastic threads. (his mouth is open in image 2 and mewing in image 1).






3. Genioplasty
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Similar angle, + he was in turkey in late 2022 on his instagram story. Would explain why. His mentolabial fold is deeper in the recent photo. Maybe it got disintegrated by cumshots tho @Iblamejordan fuck you.





4. Zygomatic Implants
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Now im the most skeptical about this one, but the curve at the top of his zygo under the lateral orbital rim curve looks more pronounced but it could just be the angle. This ones a reach tbf.









5. Limb lengthening
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Pic with Opry who is confirmed 6 feet and hes about 1-2 inches shorter.
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Now barrett is 190cm + ???, I doubt he could fraud THIRTEEN cm with lifts without it being Giga obvious.

JK lol hes just wearing lifts prob but theres about a 1% chance he got it.




6. Buccal fat removal
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most obvious one tbh, if you look at him in downlighting it perfectly shadows a large chunk of his buccal pads missing. JFL based blackpill hardmaxxer

Im not very good at judging this, but I believe he got gonial implants.

Im sure most ppl have seen this clip of him, and this is the first time I've seen someone's jaw flare to the side BEHIND THE MASSETER.
 

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rhino, jaw implants and maybe stroma
 
People really think he had buccal fat removal?
This is how lean he got:
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No shit his face is gonna look gaunt and fatless
 
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He had a chin implant too
 
Retard alert
 
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he didn’t get LL lol he’s 6’0 he just wears huge boots all the time so he’s coming across as 6’2
 
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Necklift and Facelift fosho, genio and the rest defo not
 
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crazy how fucking jordan barret thinks he needed surgery
 
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you mean insecure and retarded? he didnt need anything unnatural done to him
Cope, he looks better now. Its all about looks
 
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No way this is him. He might as well be stroking to his own edits on TikTok

Would line up with Calvicle's theory of him getting most of his work done 2023 in Turkey considering one of the threads insinuated he ate kebab and was drinking :feelshah::feelshah::feelshah:
 
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bump
 
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This would be the longest thread in .org history if you actually named all of them
 
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He def got face/neck lift 100% chance the rest are speculations.

@RealSurgerymax thoughts?
He def got buccal fat removed too, but idk abt the rest
 
I do believe he got a rhinoplasty early on too, his nose used to have a bump I think
 
His brain is beyond cooked if he got anything done. That mofo was one in a billion main character before, now he looks like some uncanny psl morph. I've seen some other ppls saying he got surgery done, and yea, his cheekbones definitely got more mass, even his jaw is bigger. I'd say he got some implants alongside BFR.
And who the fuck would agree to perform a facelift on a dude who's 27? Brainrot 3000, he's completely autistic.
 
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He just took the ozempic bro
 
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How can you not see it?
He went from bloated coke head alcoholic to HIV patient who doesn't take his meds. He tried to make himself look as homosexual as possible and succeeded. :blackpill:
 
i really don't think he got zygo implants, he was quite bloated before. Since he's debloated i think his zygo's are just more prominent
 
Tbh I don‘t think he had any surgieries. Maybe some Botox but nothing more than that
 
Clavicular enters, eyes sharp as a blade,
A self-proclaimed "Chad" in the looksmax parade.
With a critical gaze and a knowing smirk,
He studies each model, each frame of work.

Jordan Barrett, a face to behold,
But to Clavicular, the truth must unfold.
"See that jawline? Too weak, too thin,
A little contouring would make it win."

"Those cheekbones? Too flat, not high enough,
Fillers would fix them, make them more tough."
He inspects the nose, the lips, the chin,
Every flaw that needs to be thinned.

A master of surgery, or so it would seem,
In his eyes, every feature must gleam.
But behind the advice, the critique so pure,
Lies a man seeking the perfect allure.

For Clavicular, the "Chad" he's become,
Still looks in the mirror, feeling undone.
He points to others, their beauty to find,
Yet in the reflection, he's trapped in his mind.
 
I need to know which surgeon did his Buccal fat removal
 
he fr went from 10/10 decile to 7/10 decile
 

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