Taking away her vibrators is making her beg me for sex

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Apparently taking away her vibrators was the best decision I ever made. I was just gonna head to the gym and she said "do you wanna have sex instead of going to the gym? Please?" I told her we could fuck after and that my pre-workout would still be in my system which means insane NO and boners.

@Amnesia @OOGABOOGA @stewiegriffin sex havers take note. Vibrators must be under your strict control and you need to only allow them sparingly
 
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Emnesi thots on this xd? @emneis
 
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nitric oxide bad
 
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Another day another anecdote from chaddullah
 
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Are you in a Muslim arranged relationship or something? You seem to have your girl on a leash.
 
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Are you in a Muslim arranged relationship or something? You seem to have your girl on a leash.
She's actually Jewish jfl. But I take my controlling personality from my Muslim dad which is a good thing
 
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already masc
just lacking the muscular
but another day where I starved myself and went to the gym :hnghn:
Honestly you have no idea how much of a difference steroids can make
 
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Honestly you have no idea how much of a difference steroids can make
I'm not gonna do roids
especially not at 17

I dont care about a body that much
my face halos me more than enough
 
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She's actually Jewish jfl. But I take my controlling personality from my Muslim dad which is a good thing
Just ethnically jewish or religiously too? I tought jews only dated jews
 
I'm not gonna do roids
especially not at 17

I dont care about a body that much
my face halos me more than enough
If you take steroids between 17 and 22 you're guaranteed to have your clavicles get longer
 
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She's actually Jewish jfl. But I take my controlling personality from my Muslim dad which is a good thing
Does she care that your family is Muslim?
 
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Blasphemy, Calling Maryam the mother of Isa such despicable things Jesus is still a prophet in Islam yk
see it as the jesus of christians who said im god not isa
 

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