Teenagers are becoming Crypto millionaires over night. What the hell are you doing with your life?

[RICO]

You’ve missed literally every opportunity to make money, aren't you constantly filled with dread when you see how easily everyone else is making it? 4% of the working population has quit their jobs from crypto gains for God’s sake, the stock market is up 100% in like 2 years.

Everyone else your age is so wealthy and successful from these Bullruns. Everyone is making it except you.

 

[RICO]

I'm just in 7 fig hell right now. All I can tell you is this bull run is all about stacking bags and getting ready for the real bullrun 2025/2026. That's when Fagbook goes crazy with META and all the normies are gonna get on-boarded with that virtual world gimmick. So stop bitching and start investing in solid projects

 

[RICO]

just learn to follow the memes and autism

Buy DOBO fren

Don't say you missed this boat later

 

[Deleted member 15895]

Don't say you missed this boat later

oh they will

 

[ETO]

fuck

 

[ETO]

I don't even know how crypto works

 

[Deleted member 2733]

I don't even know how crypto works

You don't even need to know how crypto works, that's how so many people make a lot of money.

They're retards just following hype and lucking out.

Most of them lose, some of them win

 

[ETO]

You don't even need to know how crypto works, that's how so many people make a lot of money.

They're retards just following hype and lucking out.

Most of them lose, some of them win

I made a coinbase like 2 years back but those faggots blocked me from buying bitcoin on a dip maybe I should head back got any recommendations?

 

[RICO]

I made a coinbase like 2 years back but those faggots blocked me from buying bitcoin on a dip maybe I should head back got any recommendations?

Lmfao to using cuckbase.

 

[ETO]

Lmfao to using cuckbase.

laugh me at now but I'll be the first crypto trillonaire this is my last year as a teenager tho so i gotta be quick

 

[Deleted member 5786]

@Thompsonz become a millionaire bro

 

[Deleted member 13332]

@Thompsonz become a millionaire bro

I will slavemax in mcdonalds for couple months then invest in crypto

 

[Deleted member 13332]

@Thompsonz become a millionaire bro

Have you thought of starting onlyfans?

 

[Deleted member 5786]

Have you thought of starting onlyfans?

I need to get ripped first and i can show my penile and nice feminine butt

 

[Deleted member 13332]

I need to get ripped first and i can show my penile and nice feminine butt

Keep grinding bruh

 

[Lihito]

No such thing as quick buck

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Majority of that money was probably made at the end of 2021 and at the start of the year

 

[Deleted member 2733]

I made a coinbase like 2 years back but those faggots blocked me from buying bitcoin on a dip maybe I should head back got any recommendations?

Don't take money advice from autists like me on a forum like this.

 

[wristcel]

i'll get in next week for the next major up move

 

[one job away]

I don't even know how crypto works

It’s literally just a pot gamble. It has abolsuelty no trading aspect behind it. Or any technical aspect. It’s 100% pure gamble.

people buy into the pot. The more people buy into the pot the more the pot is worth.
At some point people will cash out of the pot resulting in the pot crashing.

only a few people who cashed out early will get the contains of the pot and the others lose all their Money.

Make a new pot (aka coin) and repeat

you could do the same concept on a gambling site where people join with 10€ and can leave at any point in time. The more people are in the more you get when leaving. It’s a risk vs reward. Do I stay to get more in hopes people join, but I risk others cashing out and I lose my money? Or do I secure the wins I can have now

 

[TITUS]

Im trying to ascend so i can, get a few girls pregnant, put them all in the same house, claim goverment benefits for all the single moms, and make them an onlifans on the side, then invest all the earnings on crypto, it's a solid plan.

 

[Deleted member 4106]

Jfl if you don't invest in crypto

 

[Deleted member 6403]

frencoin is going to moon and reach shiba levels, mark my words, it's showing signs of it already

 

[Deleted member 8244]

idk how to buy shitcoins

 

[ChristianChad]

Guys just understand these concepts about economy, technology and society guys open a bank account guys

 

[Amexmaxx]

I should’ve gotten into crypto in 2015. Id most likely be rich by now instead of waging.

 

[Whaddup]

Bro is $OPCAT only 2 days old, less than 2m Mcap and almost a 1000 holders with a good community and strong website it's the next 100x. Look up https://optimuscat.com/ for more info about the coin.

 

[ChristianChad]

Bro is $OPCAT only 2 days old, less than 2m Mcap and almost a 1000 holders with a good community and strong website it's the next 100x. Look up https://optimuscat.com/ for more info about the coin.

Guys sorry for the shameless shill but I legitimately think this might be the next big thing. You all know dog meme coins are hot right now but so are cat coins this coin is only 2 days old and just hit 1000 holders. they have a strong dev team good website and a active telegram right now its only at 1,9M marketcap it can easily 100x. This might be your oppurtinity to get out of this damn rat race.

 

[eduardkoopman]

Everyone else your age is so wealthy and successful

Everyone. True that.
Now join the fomo, so you are one of the everyone

 

[Deleted member 14543]

yeah a couple guys made a lot of money... but most of you will lose money. its literally a lottery. no one really knows whether a stock is ogoing to go up or down. fugazzi fugazzi shit. pixie dust. doesnt exist. keep the money below the belt,. how many times a day u jack off? theyre rookie numbers. youll be stroking it and thinking about money

 

[Deleted member 8856]

yeah a couple guys made a lot of money... but most of you will lose money. its literally a lottery. no one really knows whether a stock is ogoing to go up or down. fugazzi fugazzi shit. pixie dust. doesnt exist. keep the money below the belt,. how many times a day u jack off? theyre rookie numbers. youll be stroking it and thinking about money

But @whatamIdoinwithmylyf told me I will 100x off Floki?

 

[Chinacurry]

It’s literally just a pot gamble. It has abolsuelty no trading aspect behind it. Or any technical aspect. It’s 100% pure gamble.

people buy into the pot. The more people buy into the pot the more the pot is worth.
At some point people will cash out of the pot resulting in the pot crashing.

only a few people who cashed out early will get the contains of the pot and the others lose all their Money.

Make a new pot (aka coin) and repeat

you could do the same concept on a gambling site where people join with 10€ and can leave at any point in time. The more people are in the more you get when leaving. It’s a risk vs reward. Do I stay to get more in hopes people join, but I risk others cashing out and I lose my money? Or do I secure the wins I can have now

Good explanation, it applies to shitcoins, but I think proper coins function differently

 

[BrownBoy]

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You’ve missed literally every opportunity to make money, aren't you constantly filled with dread when you see how easily everyone else is making it? 4% of the working population has quit their jobs from crypto gains for God’s sake, the stock market is up 100% in like 2 years.

Everyone else your age is so wealthy and successful from these Bullruns. Everyone is making it except you.

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How tf did he do it

 

[pouetpouet]

But @whatamIdoinwithmylyf told me I will 100x off Floki?

Stop following guys without using your brain

 

[pouetpouet]

But @whatamIdoinwithmylyf told me I will 100x off Floki?

Stop following guys without using your brain

 

[one job away]

Good explanation, it applies to shitcoins, but I think proper coins function differently

Yes that was an explanation for shit coins. The other coined work differently

 

[Deleted member 8856]

Stop following guys without using your brain

Thanks for the wise words, greycel.

 

[Chinacurry]

It’s literally just a pot gamble. It has abolsuelty no trading aspect behind it. Or any technical aspect. It’s 100% pure gamble.

people buy into the pot. The more people buy into the pot the more the pot is worth.
At some point people will cash out of the pot resulting in the pot crashing.

only a few people who cashed out early will get the contains of the pot and the others lose all their Money.

Make a new pot (aka coin) and repeat

you could do the same concept on a gambling site where people join with 10€ and can leave at any point in time. The more people are in the more you get when leaving. It’s a risk vs reward. Do I stay to get more in hopes people join, but I risk others cashing out and I lose my money? Or do I secure the wins I can have now

Good explanation, it applies to shitcoins, but I think proper coins function differently

 

[pouetpouet]

Thanks for the wise words, greycel.

Yw

 

[wristcel]

my friend got pretty rich on crypto last few years. To make it even worse he's a giga chad. The rich get richer!!

 

[ageistheblackestpill]

Money can’t make me 6’4”. Inb4 LL cope

 

[RICO]

Money can’t make me 6’4”. Inb4 LL cope

Yes it can

Man undergoes limb-lengthening surgery to go from 5ft11 to 6ft2

Alfonso Flores, 28, from Dallas, Texas, has wanted to be taller from the age of 12 - like his basketball heroes - but his family and friends had all warned him against the 'unnecessary' treatment.

www.google.com

 

[khvirgin]

Bro I can't even get my account verified on binance

 

[Deleted member 6403]

I’m worth 3 million now

 

[Deleted member 2095]

How do I access all these shitcoins? Metamask? Pancakeswap? What the fuck are these names son?

 

[Baldingman1998]

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Lmfao to using cuckbase.

@Chad1212

 

[Baldingman1998]

I will slavemax in mcdonalds for couple months then invest in crypto

If I make good money I can give you a little in exchange for russian stacy + be my loyal lap dog+ give me 1% if you become crypto millionaire one day. I think that's a fair deal

 

[Chad69]

@Chad1212

Lifefuel for me

 

[pouetpouet]

my friend got pretty rich on crypto last few years. To make it even worse he's a giga chad. The rich get richer!!

Kill him

 

[pouetpouet]

If I make good money I can give you a little in exchange for russian stacy + be my loyal lap dog+ give me 1% if you become crypto millionaire one day. I think that's a fair deal

Slave x2