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thecel
narrow-orbits brachy-skull ogre
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Barbie’s boyfriend Ken went to the doctor. Took a T test. Results come back negative. No, not a measurement in nanograms per deciliter. The result is just “negative.” He has zero detectable testosterone molecules in his body. Well, who can blame him? He’s full of plastic, which is estrogenic.
I dislike that Ken’s look is so feminine and soy. I’d like it if Barbie replaced Ken with a new boyfriend named David. Here’s what I think David should look like:
Fuck Ken dolls; I’d rather buy a rubber Gandy.