The real reason why "Just Own It" doesn't work for baldcels

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We can still see your pitiful hairline even with it all shaved off lol:


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Even if you wax your head, every few days the outline of your crowning former glory will appear to remind everyone that the only reason you "owned it" is because you were literally given no choice. Compare to David Beckhams
or Russian Chadmogger, you can clearly see their hairlines even shaved so its okay:

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But you are neither Becks or Russian Chadmogger, so if you shave just come off as insecure manlet who was forced into a look (and thus personality) he had no choice in accepting.

Fucking brutal for baldcels.
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P.S: Freddie Ljungberg would literally sacrifice his left testicle just to have his hair return to his head
 
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We can still see your pitiful hairline even with it all shaved off lol:


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Even if you wax your head, every few days the outline of your crowning former glory will appear to remind everyone that the only reason you "owned it" is because you were literally given no choice. Compare to David Beckhams
or Russian Chadmogger, you can clearly see their hairlines even shaved so its okay:

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But you are neither Becks or Russian Chadmogger, so if you shave just come off as insecure manlet who was forced into a look (and thus personality) he had no choice in accepting.

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It's quite simple to get scalp pigmentation to give the illusion of a hairline for bald people.

But normies are too low IQ to do it.

 
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It's quite simple to get scalp pigmentation to give the illusion of a hairline for bald people.

But normies are too low IQ to do it.


that still looks like shit it doesn't really matter where your hairline is, bald = death for most men
 
You can get rid of the bald 'shadow' by using a good razor, shaving cream, and after that you polish and wax your head until it's smooth and shiny.
There's also laser hair removal, you can destroy your hair follicles and you're done with hair forever.
 

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