The reality of Dating Apps (gtfih)

[pandamonium]

every dating app in a nutshell

Wizz:
“Im some depressed obese landwhale and j need a boyfriend!!!”
You - “ill date you”
Her - Ghosts and ignores you

Btw idk if thats actually how landwhales act since i dknt even talk to them but thats how the atttractive ones act and i cant imagine its much different

Tinder:
You: *tries to establish a meetup*
Her: “no imma be busy the next 12 weeks cuz i got 8 chad linkups and 4 chadlite linkups. U can get ur turn after i been piped down though

Yubo:
You: *swipes right on 500+ girls
Yubo: you got a match
You: yay who is it
Yubo: some obese depressed emo landwhale who doesnt even text you first you gotta make the first move take it or leave it nigga
You: ight whatever
You: wsp
: heyy
You: where you from
: Delaware


Hinge:
You: tinder is trash!!! Hinge is better imma use it to get girls!!!
Hinge after 5 weeks: youve received 2 new likes
You: *buys hinge premium out of desperation*
Hinge: Emily 60 miles away has kids not looking for kids bio: “need a man who not afraid to pay the bills” favorite song sexy redd smoker drinker


Bumble:
You: ight fuck hinge and tinder lets try bumble
You: swipes right 5 times
Bumble: niga pay for gold
You: ight fuck this shit *proceeds to give credit card info*
Bumble: boosts your acc
Bumble: youve received one match
You: one match for buying a boost? Ight whatever lemme see her
Bumble: name: Stacy 18 no kids single bio: “submissive snd loyal”
You: Finally yes
Bumble: she has 24 hours to respond
Bumble: your conversation has expired

Pof/any other shitty app:
You: i aint paying for this shit already got scammed by tinder and bumble
Pof: its ight nigga here
Pof: 0 matches
You: ight im fina delete this shit
Pof: you received one like
You: ight bet
Pof: unlock pof gold to see
You: deletes

 

[idk7777]

go outsite and get some woman then

 

[Roge]

Caught in 4k as dating app premium buyer

 

[hilley]

That's because you're ugly

 

[alprazolam11mg]

dating app are only meant for lonely people that want to fuck

 

[BecomingHuman]

women is scarse resource in 2024, you probably won't be able to find any using internet as the only tool as a normie

 

[pandamonium]

Caught in 4k as dating app premium buyer

Never bought any premium only bought tinder premium since i had like 50 matches. But they all were like 25 miles away

 

[mathis]

every dating app in a nutshell

Wizz:
“Im some depressed obese landwhale and j need a boyfriend!!!”
You - “ill date you”
Her - Ghosts and ignores you

Btw idk if thats actually how landwhales act since i dknt even talk to them but thats how the atttractive ones act and i cant imagine its much different

Tinder:
You: *tries to establish a meetup*
Her: “no imma be busy the next 12 weeks cuz i got 8 chad linkups and 4 chadlite linkups. U can get ur turn after i been piped down though

Yubo:
You: *swipes right on 500+ girls
Yubo: you got a match
You: yay who is it
Yubo: some obese depressed emo landwhale who doesnt even text you first you gotta make the first move take it or leave it nigga
You: ight whatever
You: wsp
: heyy
You: where you from
: Delaware


Hinge:
You: tinder is trash!!! Hinge is better imma use it to get girls!!!
Hinge after 5 weeks: youve received 2 new likes
You: *buys hinge premium out of desperation*
Hinge: Emily 60 miles away has kids not looking for kids bio: “need a man who not afraid to pay the bills” favorite song sexy redd smoker drinker


Bumble:
You: ight fuck hinge and tinder lets try bumble
You: swipes right 5 times
Bumble: niga pay for gold
You: ight fuck this shit *proceeds to give credit card info*
Bumble: boosts your acc
Bumble: youve received one match
You: one match for buying a boost? Ight whatever lemme see her
Bumble: name: Stacy 18 no kids single bio: “submissive snd loyal”
You: Finally yes
Bumble: she has 24 hours to respond
Bumble: your conversation has expired

Pof/any other shitty app:
You: i aint paying for this shit already got scammed by tinder and bumble
Pof: its ight nigga here
Pof: 0 matches
You: ight im fina delete this shit
Pof: you received one like
You: ight bet
Pof: unlock pof gold to see
You: deletes

Its common knowledge that dating apps are a scam for men.

 

[ascension124]

Such facts

 

[castizo_ascender]

aka dating apps as a sub high mtn

 

[ascension124]

aka dating apps as a sub high mtn

More like Low tier gigachad

 

[Va-qoh]

This is so real

 

[BadLuck7892]

I got an 8 month relationship on POF in 2013.

I also got dates from various other websites in my early 20s (I'm currently 33)

From age 25 onwards, I've never managed to get any dates or sex online.

 

[jflkiefmaxxing]

go outsite and get some woman then

As if pua works nigga

 

[DyingHope]

I've been trying tinder again, it's a shitshow of single mothers 20s to 50s wanting a guy with it all. Or women from Nigeria, Kenya and Thai ones looking for a white guy. Of course I'm rejected but Why do they think some handsome childless guy with a great job would be like "wow dream 3/10 babe, I'd love to bring up your kids also!"