pandamonium
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every dating app in a nutshell
Wizz:
“Im some depressed obese landwhale and j need a boyfriend!!!”
You - “ill date you”
Her - Ghosts and ignores you
Btw idk if thats actually how landwhales act since i dknt even talk to them but thats how the atttractive ones act and i cant imagine its much different
Tinder:
You: *tries to establish a meetup*
Her: “no imma be busy the next 12 weeks cuz i got 8 chad linkups and 4 chadlite linkups. U can get ur turn after i been piped down though
Yubo:
You: *swipes right on 500+ girls
Yubo: you got a match
You: yay who is it
Yubo: some obese depressed emo landwhale who doesnt even text you first you gotta make the first move take it or leave it nigga
You: ight whatever
You: wsp
: heyy
You: where you from
: Delaware
Hinge:
You: tinder is trash!!! Hinge is better imma use it to get girls!!!
Hinge after 5 weeks: youve received 2 new likes
You: *buys hinge premium out of desperation*
Hinge: Emily 60 miles away has kids not looking for kids bio: “need a man who not afraid to pay the bills” favorite song sexy redd smoker drinker
Bumble:
You: ight fuck hinge and tinder lets try bumble
You: swipes right 5 times
Bumble: niga pay for gold
You: ight fuck this shit *proceeds to give credit card info*
Bumble: boosts your acc
Bumble: youve received one match
You: one match for buying a boost? Ight whatever lemme see her
Bumble: name: Stacy 18 no kids single bio: “submissive snd loyal”
You: Finally yes
Bumble: she has 24 hours to respond
Bumble: your conversation has expired
Pof/any other shitty app:
You: i aint paying for this shit already got scammed by tinder and bumble
Pof: its ight nigga here
Pof: 0 matches
You: ight im fina delete this shit
Pof: you received one like
You: ight bet
Pof: unlock pof gold to see
You: deletes
Wizz:
“Im some depressed obese landwhale and j need a boyfriend!!!”
You - “ill date you”
Her - Ghosts and ignores you
Btw idk if thats actually how landwhales act since i dknt even talk to them but thats how the atttractive ones act and i cant imagine its much different
Tinder:
You: *tries to establish a meetup*
Her: “no imma be busy the next 12 weeks cuz i got 8 chad linkups and 4 chadlite linkups. U can get ur turn after i been piped down though
Yubo:
You: *swipes right on 500+ girls
Yubo: you got a match
You: yay who is it
Yubo: some obese depressed emo landwhale who doesnt even text you first you gotta make the first move take it or leave it nigga
You: ight whatever
You: wsp
: heyyYou: where you from
: Delaware Hinge:
You: tinder is trash!!! Hinge is better imma use it to get girls!!!
Hinge after 5 weeks: youve received 2 new likes
You: *buys hinge premium out of desperation*
Hinge: Emily 60 miles away has kids not looking for kids bio: “need a man who not afraid to pay the bills” favorite song sexy redd smoker drinker
Bumble:
You: ight fuck hinge and tinder lets try bumble
You: swipes right 5 times
Bumble: niga pay for gold
You: ight fuck this shit *proceeds to give credit card info*
Bumble: boosts your acc
Bumble: youve received one match
You: one match for buying a boost? Ight whatever lemme see her
Bumble: name: Stacy 18 no kids single bio: “submissive snd loyal”
You: Finally yes
Bumble: she has 24 hours to respond
Bumble: your conversation has expired
Pof/any other shitty app:
You: i aint paying for this shit already got scammed by tinder and bumble
Pof: its ight nigga here
Pof: 0 matches
You: ight im fina delete this shit
Pof: you received one like
You: ight bet
Pof: unlock pof gold to see
You: deletes
