The time I almost got shot to death by a cop

[Vermilioncore]

When I was 14 I was at the flea market and I was kneeling down, hunched over for some reason, and I saw a cop walking by and I nodded at him like “hello”. And he nodded back. Then he came up to me and said “what you got there?” And I said “what?” And he said “no, tell me. Tell me what you have under your shirt” and I was confused and then my dad had to say “sir he has nothing.” And the cop was like “oh haha okay. Thought you were hiding a big knife under your shirt or something”

 

[Vermilioncore]

Bump

 

[Bomber517]

Are you black?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Are you black?

Nope I’m Snow White

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

When I was 14 I was at the flea market and I was kneeling down, hunched over for some reason, and I saw a cop walking by and I nodded at him like “hello”. And he nodded back. Then he came up to me and said “what you got there?” And I said “what?” And he said “no, tell me. Tell me what you have under your shirt” and I was confused and then my dad had to say “sir he has nothing.” And the cop was like “oh haha okay. Thought you were hiding a big knife under your shirt or something”

Tales

 

[Vermilioncore]

Tales

Nah it happened. It was 2007

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

Nah it happened. It was 2007

Molecule

 

[Narcissus🥀]

You should have told him to go fuck himself and then flipped him off, there is nothing he can legally do about it

 

[Vermilioncore]

H

You should have told him to go fuck himself and then flipped him off, there is nothing he can legally do about it

Then i wouldn’t be posting today

 

[Narcissus🥀]

Then i wouldn’t be posting today

Why dumbass, he can't shoot you without your consent smh

 

[Vermilioncore]

Why dumbass, he can't shoot you without your consent smh

Nah bro said consent “hey is it okay if I bust a cap in your faggot ass”

 

[mog222]

When I was 14 I was at the flea market and I was kneeling down, hunched over for some reason, and I saw a cop walking by and I nodded at him like “hello”. And he nodded back. Then he came up to me and said “what you got there?” And I said “what?” And he said “no, tell me. Tell me what you have under your shirt” and I was confused and then my dad had to say “sir he has nothing.” And the cop was like “oh haha okay. Thought you were hiding a big knife under your shirt or something”

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