Vermilioncore
god make my life great inc
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When I was 14 I was at the flea market and I was kneeling down, hunched over for some reason, and I saw a cop walking by and I nodded at him like “hello”. And he nodded back. Then he came up to me and said “what you got there?” And I said “what?” And he said “no, tell me. Tell me what you have under your shirt” and I was confused and then my dad had to say “sir he has nothing.” And the cop was like “oh haha okay. Thought you were hiding a big knife under your shirt or something”