MasterEscapist
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I visited Amsterdam back in October and I can confidently say that it mogs the concrete jungle I live in to the Andromeda Galaxy and back. Very safe, great transport, and the Dutch were generally very affable all around.
My hotel was situated closely to the Red Light District and was within walking distance - it would only take me about 5 minutes to get to De Wallen.
The whole place felt incredibly surreal. Ethereally beautiful women clad in lingerie at every turn. We’re talking near prime Adriana Lima levels of attractiveness here.
I sauntered around the entire district a total of 5 times. Each time I had passed, there was one hooker in particular that was tapping her window and beckoning for me to approach her with her finger.
I ignored her until she finally opened her window and said “I’ve called you five times”.
She had a heavy Eastern European accent and was dirty blonde, great figure too. I tried my best to not sperg out and maintain my composure and she made some small talk with me before inviting me inside one again.
I told her it was my last night in Amsterdam and that I had depleted my reservoir of Euros. She smiled and reassured me -“ It’s no problem, I can take card payment. Come in!”
I stood there for about 5 seconds and felt my heart rate climb. I told her I would think about it and bolted out of there. I’m filled with regrets now, as it’s illegal where I reside.
Long story short - I missed out on a shot to live out a porn fantasy for 50 euros with a stacy and i’m still punching the fucking air for not taking her offer. It’s unbearable having such a high sex drive when you’re autistic. I’ll likely end up losing my virginity to one if I return.
My hotel was situated closely to the Red Light District and was within walking distance - it would only take me about 5 minutes to get to De Wallen.
The whole place felt incredibly surreal. Ethereally beautiful women clad in lingerie at every turn. We’re talking near prime Adriana Lima levels of attractiveness here.
I sauntered around the entire district a total of 5 times. Each time I had passed, there was one hooker in particular that was tapping her window and beckoning for me to approach her with her finger.
I ignored her until she finally opened her window and said “I’ve called you five times”.
She had a heavy Eastern European accent and was dirty blonde, great figure too. I tried my best to not sperg out and maintain my composure and she made some small talk with me before inviting me inside one again.
I told her it was my last night in Amsterdam and that I had depleted my reservoir of Euros. She smiled and reassured me -“ It’s no problem, I can take card payment. Come in!”
I stood there for about 5 seconds and felt my heart rate climb. I told her I would think about it and bolted out of there. I’m filled with regrets now, as it’s illegal where I reside.
Long story short - I missed out on a shot to live out a porn fantasy for 50 euros with a stacy and i’m still punching the fucking air for not taking her offer. It’s unbearable having such a high sex drive when you’re autistic. I’ll likely end up losing my virginity to one if I return.
