The Truth

[thecel]

https://looksmax.org/threads/shooting-my-shot-with-my-crush-in-freshman-year-hs.177820/

FYI, this story was a larp.

Everything is true except for the pickup line and the part where I accidentally pulled her chair and she fell down on her ass.

IRL I was too high inhib to trip, so I used a different pickup line — “Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see!”

 

[Subhuman trash]

jfl i dont even talk to roasts