the types of messages girls send to me

[romanstock]

"i just want someone that i can talk to me keep company while i do the same for them , share my thoughts and feelings. it's gonna sound kinda weird but my dad wasn't around much & i have awful daddy issues lol"

and by me i mean my fake chad profile

 

[Deleted member 28691]

Brutal when even chads get used as emotional tampons.

 

[Deleted member 11097]

Brutal when even chads get used as emotional tampons.

Let me translate that for you since you didn’t understand shit :

“Please fuck my brains out and be my daddy”

 

[Deleted member 28691]

Let me translate that for you since you didn’t understand shit :

“Please fuck my brains out and be my daddy”

Nah, chad would just get sent an ass pic.

 

[romanstock]

Let me translate that for you since you didn’t understand shit :

“Please fuck my brains out and be my daddy”

i cant do that tho so i am being her emotional tampon. plus it's allowed me to complain about my dad to her. we're gonna be besties, then after like 6 months i'll reveal i've been fake all along and once she gets a bf she'll stop talking to me completely. ive done this routine like 50+ times sigh

 

[cytoplasm]

Which chad