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Introduction
Welcome to the ULTIMATE guide for BLACK men on this site, today I will be unveiling everything you need to know as a BLACK man if you want to be successful in the United States, for whatever reason you may need it, whether that is to slay foids, fuel your ego, or become whatever idea of "Tyrone" you have in your head. In this guide there will be advice for all tones of BLACK American, no cooning, and certainly no autism, as this is coming from a real ass nigga.
Who is the target audience?
This post is made for young, BLACK American men from ages 14-19. I will make a guide for older black men soon.
Who are you as an "ETHNIC"
First of all you need to understand that when people are referring to "ETHNICS", typically #thosepeople (whites) on this site, they are usually referring to east and/or south asians, and of course they will mention you every now and then, but its rare. It's rare for a reason, and I'm about to reveal to you why.
If you are reading this I am assuming you have the standard genetic makeup of a BLACK American (70-90% West African 10-30% European), as a BLACK man, you need to understand that you are THE ETHNIC, not just "an ethnic", you are the closest fucking thing to a social superhuman that exists. Pretty much every other male cultural group besides the BLACK american man has completely submit to whiteness being the standard, and what gives you so much power is the fact that throughout the constant troubles your ancestors faced, and numerous attempts of feminizing us, our masculinity not only prevailed, but surpassed everyone else.
What I am really getting at here is that in the midst of becoming a real ass nigga, you have to stop viewing yourself as an ethnic, but as an individual, this is one of the gifts of being born a BLACK man, viewing yourself as an ethnic is some indian or east asian shit, or something that has nothing the fuck to do with you, as I continue you will realize most of the shit you have been taught doesnt even apply to you anyway.
Ignoring, but understanding the WHITE man (Also includes encountering WHITE chads, and living in WHITE society)
Since you are a BLACK man reading this, I know that you are probably a brainwashed, autist, token ass nigga. so in order to ascend you, I first need you to dismantle any thoughts of WHITE men, their standards, or their woman that you have in your head. I am about to completely tear down all of the bullshit you have been fed and unveil the truth of becoming your best self.
First of all, most of the rating scales, hypergamy (especially hypergamy), and harsh standards that every other race has to deal with does not apply to you. You cannot relate with white men and their struggles, and even if you tried to, you actively have to change yourself to be more like them, which in doing so you will become an even worse version of them, not only do you become a fucking loser, but you become a loser that thinks he's a white loser! Even more pathetic.
Now you are probably wondering, "how the fuck are you gonna prove that this shit doesn't apply to me?" Nigga... have you seen yourself? I'm telling you that HYPERGAMY doesn't exist when you are born BLACK, and you will find out for yourself when you are done reading this and apply it to your life. Once you start utilizing SWAG, using stereotypes to your advantage, embracing your natural energy, inner light, and centering every move around yourself, you will find yourself twisting hypergamy into a washcloth and wiping your own ass with it. Drop that shit nigga, you ain't one of them.
Lastly, I know that you are wondering what you will do post ascension when you do encounter WHITE chads, and how to deal with them. Well, its actually simple.. don't, you don't need to. WHITE chads have nothing to do with you, they live in a completely different world, and once you are actually at the final stage of becoming a BLACK male, when you do run into one, you will find yourself exchanging mutual respect with them.
It's unlikely, but you may even befriend one (you wont be the one initiating the friendship). They have a completely different set of obstacles to tackle than you, and even if you do end up slaying, or dating one of their WHITE foids, they act completely different with you than they would with a WHITE chad. I am only acknowledging the peak men of the white race because all other men of their color will be so fucking insignificant to you that it isn't even worth talking about lmao.
I wish I didn't even have to say this, but for the love of god please don't become a snowbunny specialist post ascension either. I mean seriously lmfao, wtf is wrong with you niggas? I wouldn't include this if the target audience of this wasn't yall.
The last thing you want is to look like you are walking around drooling over any palm colored foid pussy you can get your hands on. Being a "if it aint snowing I aint going" ass nigga is gonna get you socially crucified and completely explode any of the inner light you spent building up. Even if you are the type of nigga who loves white bitches, just relax, they end up flocking to you anyway just like every other race of woman once you reach the final stage of becoming a BLACK male. (and no I ain't talking about BBC fetishizing mudsharks.)
Destroy anything left in your mind that has anything to do with other races, they don't matter, you are an individual, you are different, reset and cleanse your brain if you want to escape being whatever the fuck led you to click on this thread.
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[Aight, I've cleansed my mind, now lets ascend.]
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You must do a sport (what if I encounter other BLACK men?)
If you aren't already in a sport, go ahead and hop in one. Since you are a BLACK man, you have been blessed with rare, hyperathletic West African genetics. (thank our ancestors for that) However, you cant just do any sport, you need to do one that actually utilizes the genetics you were born with, if you are the average BLACK man, you should have a fairly high concentration of fast twitch fibers, and will naturally excel at sports that require them, especially basketball, football, track, MMA, and sort of wrestling. I have done all four and can give personal advice for each.
Now with this being said, don't suck your own cock. You DO have an advantage, but having a god complex ego will get you slammed on the ground by some cornfed white linebacker and leave you wondering where you went wrong. Don't be discouraged if you aren't immediately dominating your sport immediately after you start. What you need is a decent gym, or a weight room if your school provides one, and within 8-10 months of intense training you will be well above average in whatever you are pursuing, even though you probably already were above average before.
Don't think you can skip the weights nigga, I know how y'all are, you can get pretty fucking athletic without them but it won't nearly be as good as weights will be for you. Resisted training is like fucking super serum for BLACK men, don't ignore it.
Alright, now this is the tricky part, because once you actually have reached an athletic prime, you are going to begin entering what I used to jokingly call "IRL Ranked lobbies", this is when you are going to start seeing other black males, DO NOT PANIC. It is okay to lose, you are going to get pinned on the mat by some monster, some nigga is going to blow past you in a track meet and make it look like you're running in place, and yeah, some Zion tier nigga is going to drop 30 on your head just from driving in the paint and windmilling on your ass.
In this guide for you, a BLACK male, losing is absolutely a part of winning. You will know that you demolished this stage of the guide once you see yourself competing somewhere that makes you question if you are good enough to belong there, most of those niggas who beat you aren't put onto game anyway, they're just athletic as hell and don't know how to control or utilize their inner light.
And of course for some of you niggas reading this that don't even know your freakish genetic potential, you will just end up being that person and never lose, but for the vast majority of you, you will probably make it to the state level, or maybe low national level. This is good enough, as long as you become a serious athletic outlier among men you have completed this part of the guide.
You need to grow your hair, and facial hair.
Alot of #thosepeople have probably brainwashed you into thinking you need to become some mukasa ass nigga, but hair for BLACK men is our lions mane. The reason why you have been brainwashed into thinking growing your hair instantly makes you a THUG or a YN is because BLACK male hair is intimidating, it holds energy, character, and lets everyone in a room know you aren't ashamed to be yourself.
Keep your hair well groomed, clean, and NEVER leave the house without a lineup. I'm not actually going to tell you what hairstyle to get, that's something that you will decide for yourself whilst building your energy, and finding your inner light. However, I am going to tell you what NOT to do.
First of all nigga, this aint the 70s. If you are rocking any sort of fucking high top I want you to personally take the nearest guardless clippers and sheer your entire scalp like a sheep. Afros are fine, if you are a pro black, malcom x type of guy.. but if you're going to do that you need to present yourself like Denzel Washington, and not Urkel. This means utilizing the part of the guide where I teach you how to use your masculine energy as a BLACK male the most. And yes, no white bitches if you're rocking the afro, sorry nigga. Last thing on the afro, never have it nappy.
Now I'm about to piss some of yall dreadheads off. Listen, having dreads is a huge halo, but you cannot be walking around with no retwist. Every day of my life I have to see you nappy noodle headed niggas walking around with your roots grown 2 inches out of your head. If you want to hold the energy of having dreads, act like it and take care of them, you won't regret it. Semi feeforms are also fine, I'd actually say they might hold the strongest energy as a BLACK male hair wise, but they carry a lot of weight if you want them. They MUST be clean, you MUST be lined up, and never let your individual locs get matted up.
All of you also need to grow out your facial hair, at this age I would recommend choosing some style of goatee, just never have a no mustache goatee you fucking psychopath. If you can't grow it yet, that's fine. Leave the beard to when you have kids nigga lol, by then you can get a buzzcut too.
Again, I'm not gonna tell you which hairstyle to get, every BLACK man must pick his own style, its a part of your own unique SWAG, but you must grow it out, choose wisely.
Dealing with "13/50" blacks
You already know who I'm talking about, them niggas who steadily ruin our image, constantly starting some shit, and never contribute to anything we build. Listen, I hate them too, but if you take this the wrong way you might end up cooning out with tanner and brad pretending to be apart of a new age nazi germany.
The truth is, they always are going to be here, but if you use this guide properly they won't be in your way, and if they do, I'm going to tell you how to deal with them.
Most of these niggas are attention seeking, have no father, and have nothing to lose. If you get approached or are pressed by one, keep your composure, maintain your energy, and conversate with them in an assertive but respectful manner. You have to remember, these niggas have NOTHING to lose! They will fight you over anything, so being aggressive with them is just going to make you look like one of them. The last thing any of them expect is a smart, sensible, and high energy BLACK man holding his ground infront of them. Being a final stage BLACK male will make their persona completely collapse infront of you. They might be used to seeing the fear in white people who succumb to their bullshit, or first stage low vibrational BLACKs, but with you, they will end up treating you like the father figure that they never had.
With that being said, be smart. You ain't superman, some of these goofies will actually pop you if you try to hold your ground with the wrong one, read the room before you apply any of this knowledge, if it ain't safe then find the nearest exit instead of confrontation.
You need to pack on some muscle
I'm gonna start this one out with a wrecking ball, cause I know some of you short ass niggas have been reading through this whole thing finally waiting for me to mention height. Guess what? That shit don't matter either.
Whether you 5'1, or 6'10, as a BLACK man I need you to crumble up all of the small white male heightism bullshit you have learned into a ball of garbage and dunk it into the nearest trashcan like Dwade. I'm really gonna double down on this one because this is probably the hardest one to reprogram your brain to accept. YOU. AINT. ONE. OF. THEM. Fuck your height, when you're BLACK you can always carry the most masculine energy in the room. Now that all you tall BLACK men have gotten your laughs out, and my fellow short ones have accepted that it doesn't matter, lets actually get into your body.
If you are the average BLACK American reading this, you probably have good muscle insertions (again thank your west african ancestors), but most of you don't even know that you do, because you sit around reading threads like this and have never picked up a weight in your life. If you actually utilized this guide properly you may even be able to skip past this part from building a decent body after making it to the state/national level in whatever sport you decided to pick and dominate.
I'm not your personal trainer nigga, I'm not about to fill this shit up with weightlifting and muscle gain advice, there's already plenty threads on here that will further this step for you, the only difference is that you'll likely progress twice as fast as your non BLACK counterparts. One thing I will say though is that if you are still competing in a sport, especially track, you may not want to gain too much muscle mass as it can negatively affect your performance. Waiting until post highschool is okay for this step, just make sure you are never skinny or fat.
Gaining a noticeable amount of muscle is one of the core physical steps to becoming a final stage BLACK male, you will literally feel the energy radiating from you when you pop out in a compression shirt and you are busting out the seams, foids love that shit, but more importantly it will naturally make YOU more confident because everyone sees the work you've put in, and you know that they do. a chiseled BLACK physique will always be a massive gain for you. They literally make porn about us fucking their woman when we're ripped, come on now that should say enough.
You must always be well dressed (why SWAG is always masculine)
So you've found a hairstyle, packed on some muscle, and reached your athletic peak, by now you're starting to reach the FINAL stage of a black male. (physically of course) similarly to how I told you to wear certain hairstyles I am not going to tell you how to dress, I believe us BLACK men are naturally creative, and will sway towards what looks the best on us. But I am going to tell your wonky ass what not to wear.
The worst thing you can wear as a black man is anything that emphasizes a style that has a passive stigma to it. No you can't be the sweater wearing, book reading, cute introvert in the library, that's white people shit and you will look like a fucking goofy. Unless you're lightskin as fuck the foids aren't gonna dig that shit, but I honestly would even recommend lightskins stay away from shit like this. You can argue that you aren't doing it for the bitches, which is good, I don't want you to ever do anything for the bitches, but even then I can promise that you will feel stronger in your energy and presence when you drop your passive style.
I know we already talked about 13/50 BLACKs, but I'd avoid dressing like them to a certain degree. Even I can admit some of these niggas got SWAG, but you need to know how to dress that way without doing too much, don't do no "thugmaxxing" I'm pretty sure that term was invented by #thosepeople and its completely retarded. Just dont have your ass hanging out, or have a massive fake chain dangling from your neck, a designer belt is cool, and I'd say sagging is pushing it to an extent but if you can rock it without looking like you have 70 iq, go for it. I'll just provide some examples of how you can utilize this style without looking retarded.
Still clean, still SWAG, just doesn't look dumb as fuck.
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[I look good, now how do I carry myself?]
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Never do too much
Once you look good, you are already carrying a massive amount of energy as a BLACK male, the only way you can fuck it up is by acting like a complete retard. Its good to be funny, for all of you trolling ass niggas reading this shit I'm not telling you to change yourself, but you need to constantly read the room and be smart about when to make a joke.
Don't ever drag some shit if people are already laughing at you, and don't have childish humor. If you are always joking you will actually make people take you less seriously, and it will completely diminish any inner light that you had showing. Make your humor witty, precise, and always at the right moment. Being a jester with no other traits is social suicide for a BLACK male, although some of you niggas will end up giggling your way into some panties. It isn't optimal, just be cool.
Consider yourself first
Alot of these idiots are going to try to tell you to be nonchalant, acting nonchalant is completely cringe and will leave you looking desperate to be validated. What you need to do instead is always be focused on your goals. When your entire mind is locked onto completing a list of tasks you have made for yourself, it will appear that you are "nonchalant".
There is no need to force your voice, act like you have no feelings, or pretend you are better than everyone else. Just be cool, answer questions, be social, and don't be robotic. You don't have to go throughout your entire day constantly acting like you need to find the next thing to do. You shouldn't be leaving the house if you aren't leaving to do something important or time consuming anyway.
Never get offended
Always keep your composure, if appropriate you can even laugh at something disrespectful towards you (assuming it was made by a friend, and it is purely jokes). On a different note, whether that be someone judging your SWAG, calling you the N word, or just flat out calling you ugly, ignore it.
Be confident in your energy, laugh it off, nothing can pierce deeply into your ego if you are a final stage BLACK male, allow the world to be yours and it will reward you.
Embrace your accent
Always sound distinguished and well spoken, but using AAVE will always be a show of cultural pride. Don't be afraid to let your accent show when you speak, and never try to replicate another cultures language patterns unless you grew up around them.
If you are a Memphis nigga or speak in gee money language I would recommend just trying to speak more clearly without destroying your southern twang, if everyone in your area speaks that way then it doesn't even matter, just be mindful when you travel.
Be well educated, on a number of different topics
Most of these dumb ass niggas are walking around with knowledge on completely nothing outside of what they are interested in. If you want to be a final stage BLACK male, you need to appear intelligent even if you aren't. Find atleast one topic a month that you have no interest in and research it, you never know when you might have the chance to use it in conversation.
A final stage BLACK male will always be able to hang with almost every social group there is. We already are (usually) naturally charming, but if you want to emphasize this to the highest degree, you need to master code switching, experiment socially by hanging out with people who you typically would see as lame. Remember that connections are everything in the modern world, that loser might get you a job in 10 years.
In doing this you will almost certainly find yourself hanging out with #thosepeople. I dislike that I have to keep talking about them, but they are impossible to ignore in our predominantly white country. White people are often good people, I don't advise going around hating them or assuming they are all racist because they usually aren't, you can even date them if you want. You need to be cautious around large groups of them. Tokens get spent, don't be a token black.
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[Thank you.]
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Conclusion
If you have made it this far into the guide, and completed it, I congratulate you. It is likely you have made a full transformation. I cannot include every single thing that you learned through the process, but it will stick with you for the rest of your life.
If you were a seething virgin before this, and now wake up to notifications of foids blowing up your phone...
Or if you were some lame ass nigga with no friends, and now are respected and invited often to functions...
Or if you just wanted to learn how to look better, and now hold pride in the image in the mirror...
You are now, a real ass nigga.
Welcome to the ULTIMATE guide for BLACK men on this site, today I will be unveiling everything you need to know as a BLACK man if you want to be successful in the United States, for whatever reason you may need it, whether that is to slay foids, fuel your ego, or become whatever idea of "Tyrone" you have in your head. In this guide there will be advice for all tones of BLACK American, no cooning, and certainly no autism, as this is coming from a real ass nigga.
Who is the target audience?
This post is made for young, BLACK American men from ages 14-19. I will make a guide for older black men soon.
Who are you as an "ETHNIC"
First of all you need to understand that when people are referring to "ETHNICS", typically #thosepeople (whites) on this site, they are usually referring to east and/or south asians, and of course they will mention you every now and then, but its rare. It's rare for a reason, and I'm about to reveal to you why.
If you are reading this I am assuming you have the standard genetic makeup of a BLACK American (70-90% West African 10-30% European), as a BLACK man, you need to understand that you are THE ETHNIC, not just "an ethnic", you are the closest fucking thing to a social superhuman that exists. Pretty much every other male cultural group besides the BLACK american man has completely submit to whiteness being the standard, and what gives you so much power is the fact that throughout the constant troubles your ancestors faced, and numerous attempts of feminizing us, our masculinity not only prevailed, but surpassed everyone else.
What I am really getting at here is that in the midst of becoming a real ass nigga, you have to stop viewing yourself as an ethnic, but as an individual, this is one of the gifts of being born a BLACK man, viewing yourself as an ethnic is some indian or east asian shit, or something that has nothing the fuck to do with you, as I continue you will realize most of the shit you have been taught doesnt even apply to you anyway.
Ignoring, but understanding the WHITE man (Also includes encountering WHITE chads, and living in WHITE society)
Since you are a BLACK man reading this, I know that you are probably a brainwashed, autist, token ass nigga. so in order to ascend you, I first need you to dismantle any thoughts of WHITE men, their standards, or their woman that you have in your head. I am about to completely tear down all of the bullshit you have been fed and unveil the truth of becoming your best self.
First of all, most of the rating scales, hypergamy (especially hypergamy), and harsh standards that every other race has to deal with does not apply to you. You cannot relate with white men and their struggles, and even if you tried to, you actively have to change yourself to be more like them, which in doing so you will become an even worse version of them, not only do you become a fucking loser, but you become a loser that thinks he's a white loser! Even more pathetic.
Now you are probably wondering, "how the fuck are you gonna prove that this shit doesn't apply to me?" Nigga... have you seen yourself? I'm telling you that HYPERGAMY doesn't exist when you are born BLACK, and you will find out for yourself when you are done reading this and apply it to your life. Once you start utilizing SWAG, using stereotypes to your advantage, embracing your natural energy, inner light, and centering every move around yourself, you will find yourself twisting hypergamy into a washcloth and wiping your own ass with it. Drop that shit nigga, you ain't one of them.
Lastly, I know that you are wondering what you will do post ascension when you do encounter WHITE chads, and how to deal with them. Well, its actually simple.. don't, you don't need to. WHITE chads have nothing to do with you, they live in a completely different world, and once you are actually at the final stage of becoming a BLACK male, when you do run into one, you will find yourself exchanging mutual respect with them.
It's unlikely, but you may even befriend one (you wont be the one initiating the friendship). They have a completely different set of obstacles to tackle than you, and even if you do end up slaying, or dating one of their WHITE foids, they act completely different with you than they would with a WHITE chad. I am only acknowledging the peak men of the white race because all other men of their color will be so fucking insignificant to you that it isn't even worth talking about lmao.
I wish I didn't even have to say this, but for the love of god please don't become a snowbunny specialist post ascension either. I mean seriously lmfao, wtf is wrong with you niggas? I wouldn't include this if the target audience of this wasn't yall.
The last thing you want is to look like you are walking around drooling over any palm colored foid pussy you can get your hands on. Being a "if it aint snowing I aint going" ass nigga is gonna get you socially crucified and completely explode any of the inner light you spent building up. Even if you are the type of nigga who loves white bitches, just relax, they end up flocking to you anyway just like every other race of woman once you reach the final stage of becoming a BLACK male. (and no I ain't talking about BBC fetishizing mudsharks.)
Destroy anything left in your mind that has anything to do with other races, they don't matter, you are an individual, you are different, reset and cleanse your brain if you want to escape being whatever the fuck led you to click on this thread.
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[Aight, I've cleansed my mind, now lets ascend.]
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You must do a sport (what if I encounter other BLACK men?)
If you aren't already in a sport, go ahead and hop in one. Since you are a BLACK man, you have been blessed with rare, hyperathletic West African genetics. (thank our ancestors for that) However, you cant just do any sport, you need to do one that actually utilizes the genetics you were born with, if you are the average BLACK man, you should have a fairly high concentration of fast twitch fibers, and will naturally excel at sports that require them, especially basketball, football, track, MMA, and sort of wrestling. I have done all four and can give personal advice for each.
Now with this being said, don't suck your own cock. You DO have an advantage, but having a god complex ego will get you slammed on the ground by some cornfed white linebacker and leave you wondering where you went wrong. Don't be discouraged if you aren't immediately dominating your sport immediately after you start. What you need is a decent gym, or a weight room if your school provides one, and within 8-10 months of intense training you will be well above average in whatever you are pursuing, even though you probably already were above average before.
Don't think you can skip the weights nigga, I know how y'all are, you can get pretty fucking athletic without them but it won't nearly be as good as weights will be for you. Resisted training is like fucking super serum for BLACK men, don't ignore it.
Alright, now this is the tricky part, because once you actually have reached an athletic prime, you are going to begin entering what I used to jokingly call "IRL Ranked lobbies", this is when you are going to start seeing other black males, DO NOT PANIC. It is okay to lose, you are going to get pinned on the mat by some monster, some nigga is going to blow past you in a track meet and make it look like you're running in place, and yeah, some Zion tier nigga is going to drop 30 on your head just from driving in the paint and windmilling on your ass.
In this guide for you, a BLACK male, losing is absolutely a part of winning. You will know that you demolished this stage of the guide once you see yourself competing somewhere that makes you question if you are good enough to belong there, most of those niggas who beat you aren't put onto game anyway, they're just athletic as hell and don't know how to control or utilize their inner light.
And of course for some of you niggas reading this that don't even know your freakish genetic potential, you will just end up being that person and never lose, but for the vast majority of you, you will probably make it to the state level, or maybe low national level. This is good enough, as long as you become a serious athletic outlier among men you have completed this part of the guide.
You need to grow your hair, and facial hair.
Alot of #thosepeople have probably brainwashed you into thinking you need to become some mukasa ass nigga, but hair for BLACK men is our lions mane. The reason why you have been brainwashed into thinking growing your hair instantly makes you a THUG or a YN is because BLACK male hair is intimidating, it holds energy, character, and lets everyone in a room know you aren't ashamed to be yourself.
Keep your hair well groomed, clean, and NEVER leave the house without a lineup. I'm not actually going to tell you what hairstyle to get, that's something that you will decide for yourself whilst building your energy, and finding your inner light. However, I am going to tell you what NOT to do.
First of all nigga, this aint the 70s. If you are rocking any sort of fucking high top I want you to personally take the nearest guardless clippers and sheer your entire scalp like a sheep. Afros are fine, if you are a pro black, malcom x type of guy.. but if you're going to do that you need to present yourself like Denzel Washington, and not Urkel. This means utilizing the part of the guide where I teach you how to use your masculine energy as a BLACK male the most. And yes, no white bitches if you're rocking the afro, sorry nigga. Last thing on the afro, never have it nappy.
Now I'm about to piss some of yall dreadheads off. Listen, having dreads is a huge halo, but you cannot be walking around with no retwist. Every day of my life I have to see you nappy noodle headed niggas walking around with your roots grown 2 inches out of your head. If you want to hold the energy of having dreads, act like it and take care of them, you won't regret it. Semi feeforms are also fine, I'd actually say they might hold the strongest energy as a BLACK male hair wise, but they carry a lot of weight if you want them. They MUST be clean, you MUST be lined up, and never let your individual locs get matted up.
All of you also need to grow out your facial hair, at this age I would recommend choosing some style of goatee, just never have a no mustache goatee you fucking psychopath. If you can't grow it yet, that's fine. Leave the beard to when you have kids nigga lol, by then you can get a buzzcut too.
Again, I'm not gonna tell you which hairstyle to get, every BLACK man must pick his own style, its a part of your own unique SWAG, but you must grow it out, choose wisely.
Dealing with "13/50" blacks
You already know who I'm talking about, them niggas who steadily ruin our image, constantly starting some shit, and never contribute to anything we build. Listen, I hate them too, but if you take this the wrong way you might end up cooning out with tanner and brad pretending to be apart of a new age nazi germany.
The truth is, they always are going to be here, but if you use this guide properly they won't be in your way, and if they do, I'm going to tell you how to deal with them.
Most of these niggas are attention seeking, have no father, and have nothing to lose. If you get approached or are pressed by one, keep your composure, maintain your energy, and conversate with them in an assertive but respectful manner. You have to remember, these niggas have NOTHING to lose! They will fight you over anything, so being aggressive with them is just going to make you look like one of them. The last thing any of them expect is a smart, sensible, and high energy BLACK man holding his ground infront of them. Being a final stage BLACK male will make their persona completely collapse infront of you. They might be used to seeing the fear in white people who succumb to their bullshit, or first stage low vibrational BLACKs, but with you, they will end up treating you like the father figure that they never had.
With that being said, be smart. You ain't superman, some of these goofies will actually pop you if you try to hold your ground with the wrong one, read the room before you apply any of this knowledge, if it ain't safe then find the nearest exit instead of confrontation.
You need to pack on some muscle
I'm gonna start this one out with a wrecking ball, cause I know some of you short ass niggas have been reading through this whole thing finally waiting for me to mention height. Guess what? That shit don't matter either.
Whether you 5'1, or 6'10, as a BLACK man I need you to crumble up all of the small white male heightism bullshit you have learned into a ball of garbage and dunk it into the nearest trashcan like Dwade. I'm really gonna double down on this one because this is probably the hardest one to reprogram your brain to accept. YOU. AINT. ONE. OF. THEM. Fuck your height, when you're BLACK you can always carry the most masculine energy in the room. Now that all you tall BLACK men have gotten your laughs out, and my fellow short ones have accepted that it doesn't matter, lets actually get into your body.
If you are the average BLACK American reading this, you probably have good muscle insertions (again thank your west african ancestors), but most of you don't even know that you do, because you sit around reading threads like this and have never picked up a weight in your life. If you actually utilized this guide properly you may even be able to skip past this part from building a decent body after making it to the state/national level in whatever sport you decided to pick and dominate.
I'm not your personal trainer nigga, I'm not about to fill this shit up with weightlifting and muscle gain advice, there's already plenty threads on here that will further this step for you, the only difference is that you'll likely progress twice as fast as your non BLACK counterparts. One thing I will say though is that if you are still competing in a sport, especially track, you may not want to gain too much muscle mass as it can negatively affect your performance. Waiting until post highschool is okay for this step, just make sure you are never skinny or fat.
Gaining a noticeable amount of muscle is one of the core physical steps to becoming a final stage BLACK male, you will literally feel the energy radiating from you when you pop out in a compression shirt and you are busting out the seams, foids love that shit, but more importantly it will naturally make YOU more confident because everyone sees the work you've put in, and you know that they do. a chiseled BLACK physique will always be a massive gain for you. They literally make porn about us fucking their woman when we're ripped, come on now that should say enough.
You must always be well dressed (why SWAG is always masculine)
So you've found a hairstyle, packed on some muscle, and reached your athletic peak, by now you're starting to reach the FINAL stage of a black male. (physically of course) similarly to how I told you to wear certain hairstyles I am not going to tell you how to dress, I believe us BLACK men are naturally creative, and will sway towards what looks the best on us. But I am going to tell your wonky ass what not to wear.
The worst thing you can wear as a black man is anything that emphasizes a style that has a passive stigma to it. No you can't be the sweater wearing, book reading, cute introvert in the library, that's white people shit and you will look like a fucking goofy. Unless you're lightskin as fuck the foids aren't gonna dig that shit, but I honestly would even recommend lightskins stay away from shit like this. You can argue that you aren't doing it for the bitches, which is good, I don't want you to ever do anything for the bitches, but even then I can promise that you will feel stronger in your energy and presence when you drop your passive style.
I know we already talked about 13/50 BLACKs, but I'd avoid dressing like them to a certain degree. Even I can admit some of these niggas got SWAG, but you need to know how to dress that way without doing too much, don't do no "thugmaxxing" I'm pretty sure that term was invented by #thosepeople and its completely retarded. Just dont have your ass hanging out, or have a massive fake chain dangling from your neck, a designer belt is cool, and I'd say sagging is pushing it to an extent but if you can rock it without looking like you have 70 iq, go for it. I'll just provide some examples of how you can utilize this style without looking retarded.
Still clean, still SWAG, just doesn't look dumb as fuck.
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[I look good, now how do I carry myself?]
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Never do too much
Once you look good, you are already carrying a massive amount of energy as a BLACK male, the only way you can fuck it up is by acting like a complete retard. Its good to be funny, for all of you trolling ass niggas reading this shit I'm not telling you to change yourself, but you need to constantly read the room and be smart about when to make a joke.
Don't ever drag some shit if people are already laughing at you, and don't have childish humor. If you are always joking you will actually make people take you less seriously, and it will completely diminish any inner light that you had showing. Make your humor witty, precise, and always at the right moment. Being a jester with no other traits is social suicide for a BLACK male, although some of you niggas will end up giggling your way into some panties. It isn't optimal, just be cool.
Consider yourself first
Alot of these idiots are going to try to tell you to be nonchalant, acting nonchalant is completely cringe and will leave you looking desperate to be validated. What you need to do instead is always be focused on your goals. When your entire mind is locked onto completing a list of tasks you have made for yourself, it will appear that you are "nonchalant".
There is no need to force your voice, act like you have no feelings, or pretend you are better than everyone else. Just be cool, answer questions, be social, and don't be robotic. You don't have to go throughout your entire day constantly acting like you need to find the next thing to do. You shouldn't be leaving the house if you aren't leaving to do something important or time consuming anyway.
Never get offended
Always keep your composure, if appropriate you can even laugh at something disrespectful towards you (assuming it was made by a friend, and it is purely jokes). On a different note, whether that be someone judging your SWAG, calling you the N word, or just flat out calling you ugly, ignore it.
Be confident in your energy, laugh it off, nothing can pierce deeply into your ego if you are a final stage BLACK male, allow the world to be yours and it will reward you.
Embrace your accent
Always sound distinguished and well spoken, but using AAVE will always be a show of cultural pride. Don't be afraid to let your accent show when you speak, and never try to replicate another cultures language patterns unless you grew up around them.
If you are a Memphis nigga or speak in gee money language I would recommend just trying to speak more clearly without destroying your southern twang, if everyone in your area speaks that way then it doesn't even matter, just be mindful when you travel.
Be well educated, on a number of different topics
Most of these dumb ass niggas are walking around with knowledge on completely nothing outside of what they are interested in. If you want to be a final stage BLACK male, you need to appear intelligent even if you aren't. Find atleast one topic a month that you have no interest in and research it, you never know when you might have the chance to use it in conversation.
A final stage BLACK male will always be able to hang with almost every social group there is. We already are (usually) naturally charming, but if you want to emphasize this to the highest degree, you need to master code switching, experiment socially by hanging out with people who you typically would see as lame. Remember that connections are everything in the modern world, that loser might get you a job in 10 years.
In doing this you will almost certainly find yourself hanging out with #thosepeople. I dislike that I have to keep talking about them, but they are impossible to ignore in our predominantly white country. White people are often good people, I don't advise going around hating them or assuming they are all racist because they usually aren't, you can even date them if you want. You need to be cautious around large groups of them. Tokens get spent, don't be a token black.
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[Thank you.]
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Conclusion
If you have made it this far into the guide, and completed it, I congratulate you. It is likely you have made a full transformation. I cannot include every single thing that you learned through the process, but it will stick with you for the rest of your life.
If you were a seething virgin before this, and now wake up to notifications of foids blowing up your phone...
Or if you were some lame ass nigga with no friends, and now are respected and invited often to functions...
Or if you just wanted to learn how to look better, and now hold pride in the image in the mirror...
You are now, a real ass nigga.
