the ultimate way to get bitches on instagram or snap (onlinecels gtfih)

[ascendedd]

the ultimate way to get bitches on sites like insta,fb,tinder or snap is
TAKING PICS WITH A GUITAR

honestly, i cant stress this enough, girls will always go for a guy with a guitar compared to a guy with nothing. Guitars are romantic. Just guitars.
Pose with a guitar.
It will add extra SMV.

A guy with guitar will always steal a girl from a guy with no guitar.

 

[Deleted member 23017]

Greycel moment

 

[Verse]

cope it's all about the voice just sent voice messages and take vids with you talking

 

[ascendedd]

Greycel moment

literally says the greycel

 

[ascendedd]

cope it's all about the voice just sent voice messages and take vids with you talking

no, trust me, its all about guitar, put that shit in ur lap and take photos, borrow it from a friend or rent it for $1/hr lol

 

[CyprusGD]

Greycel moment

The irony

 

[khvirgin]

I honestly feel like girls don't care about guitars anymore because rock music isn't mainstream

 

[ascendedd]

I honestly feel like girls don't care about guitars anymore because rock music isn't mainstream

its not about rock music, its about showing to girls that u can sing and shit. Girls love to gobble that stuff up

 

[Deleted member 8365]

No with cat lol

 

[TeenAscender]

Blue pill moment

 

[Deleted member 23017]

literally says the greycel

lol im a long time lookism OG but i shant reveal my identity

 

[Deleted member 19798]

Make sure you take a shower and get a haircut before taking the pic

 

[Deleted member 17997]

Just Shawn Mendes maxx theory

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Typical dogshit greycel thread

 

[szolliontaraelis]

cope it's all about the voice just sent voice messages and take vids with you talking

ye girls really like it but you have to have a voice that doesn’t belong to a chipmunk

 

[Verse]

ye girls really like it but you have to have a voice that is not resembling a chipmunk

yes bro british accent + corpse husband pitch mogs

 

[szolliontaraelis]

yes bro british accent + corpse husband pitch mogs

brb gonna gargle with dht gel

 

[Verse]

brb gonna gargle with dht gel

nah bro I am just gonna get voice deepening surgery already way above average so should turn me into ultimate mogger voice

 

[szolliontaraelis]

nah bro I am just gonna get voice deepening surgery already way above average so should turn me into ultimate mogger voice

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