Theory on why Caffeine is making everyone BALD

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Let's look at what happens when you consume caffeine

Caffeine is a poison produced by plants as a defence mechanism so the plant doesn't get eaten by an animal.(a small amount of caffeine is enough to kill any animal.....). Since its a poison, your adrenals pump inhumane amounts of adrenaline which is otherwise known as the fight or fight response. This releases stupid amounts of cortisol(stress) through your body and we all know what that does. Low T, Shit skin, shit hair and so on. Not only are you under constant stress, but with time you will begin to experience adrenal fatigue from your adrenals being constantly overworked. And you wonder why you feel like shit all the time?

Hair is always first to go under stress, your body doesn't care about vanity and hair is not that important for it. It has other priorities.

The jews have tricked all of us into consuming caffeine every day with the numerous bullshit fake studies proving how healthy and good it is for you. Keep coping.

JFL

Now why do you think this will never get ''Studied'' ? Look at how much money these jews are printing in the caffeine industry. Even if it has been studied and proven, it will never get published due to fear of getting sued by caffeine companies.

But what the fuck do I know?:soy:
 
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cope you just have shit hair genetics
 
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Let's look at what happens when you consume caffeine

Caffeine is a poison produced by plants as a defence mechanism so the plant doesn't get eaten by an animal.(a small amount of caffeine is enough to kill any animal.....). Since its a poison, your adrenals pump inhumane amounts of adrenaline which is otherwise known as the fight or fight response. This releases stupid amounts of cortisol(stress) through your body and we all know what that does. Low T, Shit skin, shit hair and so on. Not only are you under constant stress, but with time you will begin to experience adrenal fatigue from your adrenals being constantly overworked. And you wonder why you feel like shit all the time?

Hair is always first to go under stress, your body doesn't care about vanity and hair is not that important for it. It has other priorities.

The jews have tricked all of us into consuming caffeine every day with the numerous bullshit fake studies proving how healthy and good it is for you. Keep coping.

JFL

Now why do you think this will never get ''Studied'' ? Look at how much money these jews are printing in the caffeine industry. Even if it has been studied and proven, it will never get published due to fear of getting sued by caffeine companies.

But what the fuck do I know?:soy:

Dn read shit, brb downing 800 mg caffeine before my next fucking workout​

 
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Let's look at what happens when you consume caffeine

Caffeine is a poison produced by plants as a defence mechanism so the plant doesn't get eaten by an animal.(a small amount of caffeine is enough to kill any animal.....). Since its a poison, your adrenals pump inhumane amounts of adrenaline which is otherwise known as the fight or fight response. This releases stupid amounts of cortisol(stress) through your body and we all know what that does. Low T, Shit skin, shit hair and so on. Not only are you under constant stress, but with time you will begin to experience adrenal fatigue from your adrenals being constantly overworked. And you wonder why you feel like shit all the time?

Hair is always first to go under stress, your body doesn't care about vanity and hair is not that important for it. It has other priorities.

The jews have tricked all of us into consuming caffeine every day with the numerous bullshit fake studies proving how healthy and good it is for you. Keep coping.

JFL

Now why do you think this will never get ''Studied'' ? Look at how much money these jews are printing in the caffeine industry. Even if it has been studied and proven, it will never get published due to fear of getting sued by caffeine companies.

But what the fuck do I know?:soy:
why do greycels sound more like looksmaxx users than long time looksmax users do :lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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my hair got a little better once i started slamming some monster here and there, it made me get into taurine and vitamin B complex and focusing less on the caffeine
 
Huge if true.

I can't quit caffeine anyway, it must be ingrained in my DNA at this point. I tried to quit and felt shit for many weeks, zero motivation to do anything even rotting in front of the computer felt like work, it was unbearable.
 
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GENETICS.

I have caffeine everyday.
 
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I rarely drink coffee, yet I am NW3-4.
 
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Let's look at what happens when you consume caffeine

Caffeine is a poison produced by plants as a defence mechanism so the plant doesn't get eaten by an animal.(a small amount of caffeine is enough to kill any animal.....). Since its a poison, your adrenals pump inhumane amounts of adrenaline which is otherwise known as the fight or fight response. This releases stupid amounts of cortisol(stress) through your body and we all know what that does. Low T, Shit skin, shit hair and so on. Not only are you under constant stress, but with time you will begin to experience adrenal fatigue from your adrenals being constantly overworked. And you wonder why you feel like shit all the time?

Hair is always first to go under stress, your body doesn't care about vanity and hair is not that important for it. It has other priorities.

The jews have tricked all of us into consuming caffeine every day with the numerous bullshit fake studies proving how healthy and good it is for you. Keep coping.

JFL

Now why do you think this will never get ''Studied'' ? Look at how much money these jews are printing in the caffeine industry. Even if it has been studied and proven, it will never get published due to fear of getting sued by caffeine companies.

But what the fuck do I know?:soy:
I've dank it on and off everyday since I was about three. Now I'm 34 and got me lots o hair.
 
any proof mein neger?
 
I put it in my shampoo. :lul:
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why do all of u always blame the jews ?:feelsuhh:
 
its not the jews fault ur balding mate
 
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Meanwhile Chad drinks 10 cups of coffee a day and has the best hair.
 
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complete cope
 
Give it 10 years. Look at a models diet consisting of 90% coffee. What does their hair look like after their career?

I'm sure chico has good hair nowadays.
Chico's father is bald as fuck.
 
Agreed, amphetamine is much better stimulant

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Totally shit theory. Didn't read, but I've taken insane amounts of caffeine daily since I was 14. I'm 26 and my hairline hasn't budged
 
But what the fuck do I know?:soy:
There's shampoo with caffeine to stimulate hair growth, I use it occasionally and makes the scalp tingly, but I don't know how effective it is...
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