There should be a 'PSL index' or 'SMV index' allowing you to buy or sell shares in people based on looks

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This was a similar to the football index a few years ago. If you bought shares in Haaland you would earn dividends on their performance or if they grew in popularity your stock would appreciate. If you bought Haaland in 2019 your shares would go up 100x.

The same idea should be done for PSL / SMV. I should be able to buy shares in Tom Holland because I think his SMV will improve meanwhile I should be able to short-sell chico and practically every woman above the age of 25.

Sure there may be some manipulation on going but thats no different to crypto / stocks today. We can always set up a regulatory body for foul play.

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This was a similar to the football index a few years ago. If you bought shares in Haaland you would earn dividends on their performance or if they grew in popularity your stock would appreciate. If you bought Haaland in 2019 your shares would go up 100x.

The same idea should be done for PSL / SMV. I should be able to buy shares in Tom Holland because I think his SMV will improve meanwhile I should be able to short-sell chico and practically every woman above the age of 25.

Sure there may be some manipulation on going but thats no different to crypto / stocks today. We can always set up a regulatory body for foul play.

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High iq tbh, imagine if we could make bets on which users would ascend and if they will hardmaxx ect
 
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Bet on me to hardmaxx.
 
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Short the entire TRKY index then
 
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This was a similar to the football index a few years ago. If you bought shares in Haaland you would earn dividends on their performance or if they grew in popularity your stock would appreciate. If you bought Haaland in 2019 your shares would go up 100x.

The same idea should be done for PSL / SMV. I should be able to buy shares in Tom Holland because I think his SMV will improve meanwhile I should be able to short-sell chico and practically every woman above the age of 25.

Sure there may be some manipulation on going but thats no different to crypto / stocks today. We can always set up a regulatory body for foul play.

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Buy low on clav PSL stocks right now
 
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The bull stock going to 0 tbh
 
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The bull stock going to 0 tbh
The Bull is literally like Bitcoin that shit never is going down. There will be volatility coz of haters like you.
 
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There should be an Indian ETF so I can short every curry on here.
 
couldnt you set this up on polymarket?
 
couldnt you set this up on polymarket?
the hardest part would be defining a resolution source, maybe a board of face raters or ideally an open source algorithm that would determine the current psl
 
This was a similar to the football index a few years ago. If you bought shares in Haaland you would earn dividends on their performance or if they grew in popularity your stock would appreciate. If you bought Haaland in 2019 your shares would go up 100x.

The same idea should be done for PSL / SMV. I should be able to buy shares in Tom Holland because I think his SMV will improve meanwhile I should be able to short-sell chico and practically every woman above the age of 25.

Sure there may be some manipulation on going but thats no different to crypto / stocks today. We can always set up a regulatory body for foul play.

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Top 10 things that will never ever happen bot in a million years
You know what make it top 5
 
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the hardest part would be defining a resolution source, maybe a board of face raters or ideally an open source algorithm that would determine the current psl
yeah its never gonna happen, the incentive for market manipulation are too big. the only way it happens is as a scam
 
I would full port short @Clavicular
Easy
Pay off his surgeon to botch him and watch my shit 1000x
 
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The Bull is literally like Bitcoin that shit never is going down. There will be volatility coz of haters like you.
Nigga he's literally not here anymore, he basically rugpulled.

Which other users are performing well though?? I got Jason Voorhees tbh
 
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This was a similar to the football index a few years ago. If you bought shares in Haaland you would earn dividends on their performance or if they grew in popularity your stock would appreciate. If you bought Haaland in 2019 your shares would go up 100x.

The same idea should be done for PSL / SMV. I should be able to buy shares in Tom Holland because I think his SMV will improve meanwhile I should be able to short-sell chico and practically every woman above the age of 25.

Sure there may be some manipulation on going but thats no different to crypto / stocks today. We can always set up a regulatory body for foul play.

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i love this idea
High iq tbh, imagine if we could make bets on which users would ascend and if they will hardmaxx ect
i also love this idea


guys should buy my stocks, i promise a good roi :smonk:
 
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you think you're so clever with your 'football index' analogy but let's be real here: women aren't commodities to buy and sell like stocks. it's dehumanizing and gross. what is wrong with you? oh, i forgot - you probably don't belong in this space unless you actually have some good takes instead of trying to objectify people. fucking cringe.
 

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