Things to do now so your offspring doesn’t become a truecel

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Pre-Natal T by GymCelling is huge so your kid is blessed

make sure the woman you impregnate has a good eye area (Positive Orbital Vector, PCT, no dark circles etc)

drop some advice folks
 
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supplement your wife with vitamin d, zinc and ashwagandha.
 
Impregnate woman as tall as possible
 
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abort it if it's a boy
 
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rape a hot foid, if she aborts/gives birth to a female then rape a different hot foid. on the day of his birth, he will be born just before midnight on a thursday night, it will be raining heavily and lightning will be striking. the lights will go out right after he leaves his mother's womb. there's a loud crash sound coming from a window being broken in the same room as he's being delivered. the lights flicker back on 6 seconds later, and the child is gone, nowhere to be seen...
 
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dont fuck women with long midfaces if you want to spare your child from eternal insanity and suicidal thoughts
 
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Make her listen to metal during pregnancy, boosts prenatal T.
 
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Only one thing:
-Young fertile robust tall curvy woman with facial bones.
 
Make sure the mother of your child is an atleast 5’8” mixed lightskin black girl with high IPD, green PCT cat eyes, +600million dollar networth, who can sing.
 
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