This AlphaDesitny parody

[Deleted member 209]

 

[Nibba]

Kek lmao

 

[Deleted member 209]

Kek lmao

The beard looks a lot better than AD's. That guy looks like he glued it on his face

 

[Nibba]

The beard looks a lot better than AD's. That guy looks like he glued it on his face

He had to use minox to get it that's y

 

[Deleted member 209]

He had to use minox to get it that's y

And he even admitted it in his videos so now everyone knows it's fake. That's like admitting you did plastic surgery

 

[Nibba]

And he even admitted it in his videos so now everyone knows it's fake. That's like admitting you did plastic surgery

He's supposedly redpilled but he does stuff like that jfl

He copes by saying he does it just to be honest with his cope-scribers

 

[Deleted member 209]

He's supposedly redpilled but he does stuff like that jfl

He copes by saying he does it just to be honest with his cope-scribers

The fact that he has subscribers is proof that incels are more than we think. I can't imagine a guy with a decent gf falling for his shit

 

[Nibba]

The fact that he has subscribers is proof that incels are more than we think. I can't imagine a guy with a decent gf falling for his shit

Yeah all of his subcribers are either fat or skinny manlets who think he's a Slayer.

Have you seen his posts on his PUA blog?

 

[Deleted member 209]

Have you seen his posts on his PUA blog?

Didn't he eventually delete those cause he got called out?

 

[Nibba]

Didn't he eventually delete those cause he got called out?

Yeah but people still have copypasta for it lol

 

[Deleted member 209]

Yeah but people still have copypasta for it lol

Yeah, I have read those. He didn't even try to sound believable. I wouldn't be surprised if he postsed smth like "I was walking and girl fell from the sky and I fucked her so hard. She saw my glutes from up there"

 

[Nibba]

Yeah, I have read those. He didn't even try to sound believable. I wouldn't be surprised if he postsed smth like "I was walking and girl fell from the sky and I fucked her so hard. She saw my glutes from up there"

Yeah in his retarded drone accent jfl

 

[Deleted member 209]

Yeah in his retarded drone accent jfl

I hate how he talks in breaks. He has no duration when pronouncing words.

 

[Nibba]

I hate how he talks in breaks. He has no duration when pronouncing words.

Yeah the dude just pisses me off

 

[Deleted member 209]

Yeah the dude just pisses me off

He thinks he sounds more 'alpha' but it is incredibly autistic. Even jsanza has better speech

 

[Nibba]

He thinks he sounds more 'alpha' but it is incredibly autistic. Even jsanza has better speech

Lmao yeah he sounds very forced

 

[Deleted member 209]

Lmao yeah he sounds very forced

Also, random close ups

 

[Nibba]

Also, random close ups

Trying to not seem like a manlet

 

[Deleted member 209]

Trying to not seem like a manlet

He even adjusted his ragdoll to be 5'3. What is he training to fight with? Children?

 

[Nibba]

He even adjusted his ragdoll to be 5'3. What is he training to fight with? Children?

LMAO! Our resident 13 year old @Madness is taller

 

[Deleted member 209]

LMAO! Our resident 13 year old @Madness is taller

I was 5'8 when 13

 

[Nibba]

I was 5'8 when 13

And you're 5'11 now. I was 5'6-8 and now I'm 6'3

 

[Deleted member 209]

And you're 5'11 now. I was 5'6-8 and now I'm 6'3

We were not all blessed like that. And I had to suffer getting heightmogged on my first date, kek

 

[Nibba]

And I had to suffer getting heightmogged on my first date, kek

Lmao! Sorry brah. Oneitis is just a very tall girl

 

[Deleted member 209]

Lmao! Sorry brah. Oneitis is just a very tall girl

Or magic boots.

 

[Nibba]

Or magic boots.

Yeah. Have u ever seen her without shoes?

 

[Deleted member 209]

Yeah. Have u ever seen her without shoes?

I have seen her flip flops in summer and she looked shorter than me but was not near me to compare. I have also seen her in shorts and her legs not long at all.

 

[Nibba]

I have seen her flip flops in summer and she looked shorter than me but was not near me to compare. I have also seen her in shorts and her legs not long at all.

She's probably 5'8-9 and wore frauding shoes

 

[Deleted member 209]

She's probably 5'8-9 and wore frauding shoes

And she wore the frauding shoes when she was with me. When she was gonna see other guys, she always wore flat ones

 

[Nibba]

And she wore the frauding shoes when she was with me. When she was gonna see other guys, she always wore flat ones

Wanted to mog u tbh

 

[Deleted member 209]

Wanted to mog u tbh

I was always prey in her eyes. I wanted to have sex with her cause if she was nude, I would mog her

 

[Nibba]

I was always prey in her eyes. I wanted to have sex with her cause if she was nude, I would mog her

And overpower her sexually tbh

 

[Deleted member 209]

And overpower her sexually tbh

Yes. This tbh. I wanted to dominate her so badly. Then we would see who is the beta.

 

[Nibba]

Yes. This tbh. I wanted to dominate her so badly. Then we would see who is the beta.

Lmao

 

[Tony]

k3k

 

[Deleted member 209]

Lmao

I also wanted to see her naked. She seemed to have nice tits and she also claimed to have pun on weight

 

[Nibba]

I also wanted to see her naked. She seemed to have nice tits and she also claimed to have pun on weight

Hmm seems to be pretty hot body wise

 

[Deleted member 209]

Hmm seems to be pretty hot body wise

I couldn't she how she was fatter. She is like half my size. Her tits felt good though, and she seemed flat chested.

 

[Nibba]

I couldn't she how she was fatter. She is like half my size. Her tits felt good though, and she seemed flat chested.

Lmao she doesn't look fat

 

[Tony]

Lmao she doesn't look fat

i kinda hate how u type like this with botruecel NGL
OGREEE we should add him on snapchat tbh

 

[Deleted member 209]

Lmao she doesn't look fat

She isn't. She just told me that she had been eating a lot and put on some extra weight.

 

[Nibba]

She isn't. She just told me that she had been eating a lot and put on some extra weight.

That can sometimes make girls more attractive

i kinda hate how u type like this with botruecel NGL
OGREEE we should add him on snapchat tbh

We are brothers from another mother but u and @x69 are my best friends from here ngl

 

[Deleted member 209]

That can sometimes make girls more attractive

I didn't get to see her naked so I can't tell you that. She also wore loose clothes too so it was impossible to tell if she got fatter.

 

[Nibba]

I didn't get to see her naked so I can't tell you that. She also wore loose clothes too so it was impossible to tell if she got fatter.

Dude I've noticed that girls wear loose clothing to hide tits and such... really weird

 

[Deleted member 209]

Dude I've noticed that girls wear loose clothing to hide tits and such... really weird

Yep, she was one of these girls and I have seen other girls like that too. Made me even more interested to see her without clothes tbh ngl.

 

[Nibba]

Yep, she was one of these girls and I have seen other girls like that too. Made me even more interested to see her without clothes tbh ngl.

Yeah maybe that's why they do it, to spark interest and create attraction

 

[Deleted member 209]

Yeah maybe that's why they do it, to spark interest and create attraction

And then she dumps you forever so you are left with that interest unsolved and you make posts about it on an obscure internet forum

 

[Nibba]

you make posts about it on an obscure mental autism awareness forum

Hits too close to home

 

[Deleted member 209]

Hits too close to home

At least she won't learn about these posts.

 

[Nibba]

At least she won't learn about these posts.

You should send these to her lol