This AlphaDesitny parody

[Deleted member 209]

You should send these to her lol

I don't think she would even know who sent them or even care about them. She hates me because I tried to bed her.

 

[Nibba]

I don't think she would even know who sent them or even care about them. She hates me because I tried to bed her.

Yeah I never understood this about women. She flirted and then when you tried to make a move she got mad like wtf

 

[Deleted member 209]

Yeah I never understood this about women. She flirted and then when you tried to make a move she got mad like wtf

Exactly, if it's anyone's fault, it's hers and fuck what she and my mother said. My friend congratulated me on talking her into making out. Even girls on reddit said she led me on.

I mean, we mad out, she literally asked me if I like her afterwards, I'm 21, did she not expect me to want sex?

 

[Nibba]

My friend congratulated me on talking her into making out

Nice

 

[Madness]

LMAO! Our resident 13 year old @Madness is taller

Lol "what is he fighting children" had me ded

 

[Nibba]

Lol "what is he fighting children" had me ded

Same bro. The coping manlet vs the 13 year old chad

 

[Madness]

We were not all blessed like that. And I had to suffer getting heightmogged on my first date, kek

If ur 5'11 where u a late bloomer or

 

[Deleted member 209]

Nice

And funny thing, she told me she knew him, but I asked him if he knew her and he said he never heard of her

 

[Madness]

Same bro. The coping manlet vs the 13 year old chad

Lol ik so many kids my age who could destroy him. My one bud is 6'2 200lbs mildly chunky

 

[Nibba]

Lol ik so many kids my age who could destroy him. My one bud is 6'2 200lbs mildly chunky

I'd like to see how many kids your age a gym manlet could take on at once

 

[Deleted member 209]

If ur 5'11 where u a late bloomer or

I reached 5'11 at 22

 

[Madness]

I'd like to see how many kids your age a gym manlet could take on at once

The manlet could take none

I reached 5'11 at 22

no during childhood

 

[Deleted member 209]

The manlet could take none

no during childhood

I haven;t seen any child being 5'11

 

[Madness]

I haven;t seen any child being 5'11

fuck man did u not grow till later in childhood

 

[Nibba]

fuck man did u not grow till later in childhood

Lol

 

[Madness]

Lol

k he just wont understand me lol

 

[Deleted member 209]

fuck man did u not grow till later in childhood

I was like 5'8 when I was 13

 

[Madness]

I was like 5'8 when I was 13

yes you said that so I was wondering if you maybe where small during earlier years of childhood this would explain your height

 

[Nibba]

yes you said that so I was wondering if you maybe where small during earlier years of childhood this would explain your height

somehow we've all managed to make two pages of this nonsense and not actually discuss anything important lol

 

[Madness]

somehow we've all managed to make two pages of this nonsense and not actually discuss anything important lol

wow this is great

 

[Nibba]

wow this is great

Excellent

 

[Madness]

Excellent

Thank you

 

[Nibba]

Thank you

Np bro

 

[Deleted member 283]

I turned 5'11 when I was 13. My parents are both 5'7 tho

 

[Madness]

Np bro

yeah cool man this is my 142nd post wow

 

[Deleted member 209]

yes you said that so I was wondering if you maybe where small during earlier years of childhood this would explain your height

Not that small

 

[Madness]

Not that small

But you went up in height percentile though. Maybe you where 5'8 because you where closer to being done growth

 

[Deleted member 209]

But you went up in height percentile though. Maybe you where 5'8 because you where closer to being done growth

I was actually the tallest kind in my class during that year

 

[Madness]

I was actually the tallest kind in my class during that year

yeah my class the biggest is 5'10 but I play a kid in hockey named tank and he is 6'5 and 13

 

[Deleted member 209]

yeah my class the biggest is 5'10 but I play a kid in hockey named tank and he is 6'5 and 13

Good for you

 

[Madness]

Good for you

*good for tank

 

[Nibba]

yeah my class the biggest is 5'10 but I play a kid in hockey named tank and he is 6'5 and 13

Jesus Christ man wtf

 

[Madness]

Jesus Christ man wtf

Yah hes fat af too

 

[Nibba]

Yah hes fat af too

Kek

 

[Swagwaffle]

wow this is rare


i wonder how he did it