This is supposed to be a self-improvement forum and I feel as though none of you are helping me

[Deleted member 5189]

I literally want to fuck a GRANNY that's how low my standards are yet no one has given me a good way that I can do this.

I've tried online and it don't work I only need real-life solutions fam

Like I need specific and detailed advice and scenarios for me to do this.

Like don't just say "go to a retirement home" cuz how the fuck would I get into one? What do I do once I'm in one? And then what?

If you guys help me I'll record everything n dat and keep you updated. But unfortunately I don't think it will ever happen because none of you are willing to help me I guess none of you here have a high IQ


At this point ima just start walking up to grannies in the street askin them if they wanna hold this wood cuz I can't think of anything else

I may be ugly but there's NO WAY I can't have sex with a granny. But I don't even know where to start so I'll never know. I need your guys help.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Help me with cash and I’ll help you fuck

 

[Deleted member 11292]

step 1. reroll life

 

[Deleted member 5189]

step 1. reroll life

Genuinely give me advice on how to do it surely it's not too hard for you

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Help me with cash and I’ll help you fuck

Give me good advice first

 

[Deleted member 5189]

@AlwaysHaveQuestions funny how?

 

[Deleted member 14323]

 

[Stare]

Make an account on those dating sites people used 10 years ago
Grannies probably haven't heard of Tinder yet

 

[Deleted member 14323]

Have you actually tried dating apps with ur own face?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Eros.com

 

[Vermilioncore]

Give me good advice first

Get a job as a server at a retirement home. One time I was serving and this senile old hag kept talking about going to New York to see her son and said I’m so handsome and kept asking me to go to her room and I did to help her because she was old and dying. Then the other nurses told me not to because she tries to fuck young guys. This woman was like 85 or 90

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Have you actually tried dating apps with ur own face?

Ye and I don't get a single match even when I spam like 50 year olds n dat

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Get a job as a server at a retirement home. One time I was serving and this senile old hag kept talking about going to New York to see her son and said I’m so handsome and kept asking me to go to her room and I did to help her because she was old and dying. Then the other nurses told me not to because she tries to fuck young guys. This woman was like 85 or 90

What's your face out of ten

 

[Deleted member 14323]

Ye and I don't get a single match even when I spam like 50 year olds n dat

Have you been on bumble and set ur range to whole country?

 

[Cigarette]

good old forum tales. femboymaxxing comes before reroll. good luck bananix

 

[Deleted member 3612]

 

[Vermilioncore]

What's your face out of ten

3 or 2

 

[Deleted member 8853]

I literally want to fuck a GRANNY that's how low my standards are yet no one has given me a good way that I can do this.

I've tried online and it don't work I only need real-life solutions fam

Like I need specific and detailed advice and scenarios for me to do this.

Like don't just say "go to a retirement home" cuz how the fuck would I get into one? What do I do once I'm in one? And then what?

If you guys help me I'll record everything n dat and keep you updated. But unfortunately I don't think it will ever happen because none of you are willing to help me I guess none of you here have a high IQ


At this point ima just start walking up to grannies in the street askin them if they wanna hold this wood cuz I can't think of anything else

I may be ugly but there's NO WAY I can't have sex with a granny. But I don't even know where to start so I'll never know. I need your guys help.

Message me now you faggot

 

[subhuman incel]

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Have you been on bumble and set ur range to whole country?

Yes fam

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Message me now you faggot

pm?

 

[Deleted member 8853]

pm?

Yup.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

3 or 2

So what is a server at a retirement home

 

[FastBananaCEO]

It’s not that hard to get girls if ur standards are that low

the reason most ppl are here is bc they are volcels

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Eros.com

I don't want prostitutes fam

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Did you know the Wolf of Wall Street scene where he kissed the granny?

Never heard of it

 

[micropenis29]

Like I need specific and detailed advice and scenarios for me to do this.

your best bet is a supermarket

just help her with her groceries, then gaze into her eyes

 

[Deleted member 5189]

It’s not that hard to get girls if ur standards are that low

the reason most ppl are here is bc they are volcels

Ye it's just that I don't know where and how to get with a granny. I know that I can tho.

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Ye it's just that I don't know where and how to get with a granny. I know that I can tho.

Go to a senior home and wheel one out and into your stupid British van

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Go to a senior home and wheel one out and into your stupid British van

It's not stupid

 

[Deleted member 5189]

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Is the wolf of wall Street an anime?

 

[Deleted member 14323]

Yes fam

I matched with some 50 something year old with massive tits on bumble, she messaged me her nude Twitter or whatever you call it, mashed up pussy but if ur desperate I can dm you her Twitter if you like?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

your best bet is a supermarket

just help her with her groceries, then gaze into her eyes

And then what

 

[Deleted member 6403]

I don't want prostitutes fam

Beggers can't be choosers

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

You can't compete with the grandchads of the world. Give up.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

I matched with some 50 something year old with massive tits on bumble, she messaged me her nude Twitter or whatever you call it, mashed up pussy but if ur desperate I can dm you her Twitter if you like?

Are u from England tho?

 

[mulattomaxxer]

The first mistake you made was thinking that looksmax is a self improvment forum JFL. I have no advice for slaying old women because I have never tried it.

If your really down bad you could ascend with a tranny or gay man on grindr.

 

[Deleted member 14323]

Are u from England tho?

Where you think I’m from you melt? Of course England I’m not fucking daft

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Where you think I’m from you melt? Of course England I’m not fucking daft

Pm me her Twitter then fam

 

[Deleted member 5189]

The first mistake you made was thinking that looksmax is a self improvment forum JFL. I have no advice for slaying old women because I have never tried it.

If your really down bad you could ascend with a tranny or gay man on grindr.

 

[mulattomaxxer]

Where you think I’m from you melt? Of course England I’m not fucking daft

This is one of the most british sentences I have seen on looksmax.

 

[mulattomaxxer]

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[Deleted member 14323]

This is one of the most british sentences I have seen on looksmax.

God save the queen and dat yeaaah

 

[Deleted member 5189]

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[Gad]

 

[micropenis29]

And then what

gently put your hand on her back and ask her:

"when's the last time you took a ride on the cock carousel, mam? because i happen to have a free ticket for you"

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Jordan Belfort was a chad tho

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Beggers can't be choosers

Mullato creatures can't be preachers

 

[Vermilioncore]

So what is a server at a retirement home

Serving old fucks dinner and lunch

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Mullato creatures can't be preachers

NOT mulatto, I'm Latino triracial