TODAY i ascended

[DutchPrettyBoy]

Today it happend for me boys. 4th date with a girl and went for dinner. Before dinner we needed to wait 2 hours because of school being closed early. so we went to a public park and made out for 2 hours or something. and when i stood up to go to the restaurant my balls hurt so fucking bad. So when i was home i googled it and it is called blue balls or something man fuck it hurts so bad i wanna fucking die. but yeah the story must continue. I went to the restaurant and there didn't happen something spectacular so we skip to the after. After we ate it was dark and we went to a little park with a little bench in the middle of it. I kissed her again for half an hour and at the end i clicked her bra open and i had her tits in my hand and i kissed her in her neck and i stimulate her nipps at the same time. When i did this she came closer and whispered in my ear: ''you make me so horny''. and my dick went form 80 to 1000% but when i was just about suck her tits in fucking public we saw her moms car and she was so dissapointed. next date i will fuck her to dead like chad would do.

 

[Lifemax]

Nice dude!!

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Imagine taking a girl out on a date in 2020

 

[Chico Chicowski]

must feel better than this

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

all because of looksmax, thanks guys. even the real incels on this forum helped me alot jfl

 

[Deleted member 3795]

What did you eat? Did she fart while you wear touching her boobs?
What did it smell like?

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

What did you eat? Did she fart while you wear touching her boobs?
What did it smell like?

lmao, sushi

must feel better than this

hell yeah it does.

Imagine taking a girl out on a date in 2020

im 15 brah i need a girlfriend for fucking i ain't no gigachad

 

[Deleted member 3795]

lmao, sushi

 

[Deleted member 4563]

Good for you

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

lmao, sushi

hell yeah it does.

im 15 brah i need a girlfriend for fucking i ain't no gigachad

Take her to ur house to watch "movies" then don't take girls out on dinner dates in 2020 bro

 

[.👽.]

R u really 15?

Jfl a 15yo mogs me (24yo)

 

[Lorsss]

As an incel you could have died for hearth attack caused by the ossitocin rush

 

[Deleted member 1707]

Chad

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

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fuck you sushi is good

 

[Chico Chicowski]

15, and im almost 24 virgin

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

Take her to ur house to watch "movies" then don't take girls out on dinner dates in 2020 bro

i have parents and they don't like girls here. my other girl before this one wasnt allowed to come and they used the unpainted ugly stairs as a their excuse. fuck them i could have get laid then.

 

[.👽.]

I should rope man. Faking 15yo is getting laid soon

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

As an incel you could have died for hearth attack caused by the ossitocin rush

then i can't call myself an incel then

I should rope man. Faking 15yo is getting laid soon

I FUCKING HOPE SO YEAAAAAAAAAAAHH. you will get there brah just get a whale or something idk.

15, and im almost 24 virgin

your time will come my friend

15, and im almost 24 virgin

your time will come my friend

 

[medialcanthuscel]

all because of looksmax, thanks guys. even the real incels on this forum helped me alot jfl

fuck pretty boy, i bet that you have a compact midface, fuck..

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

R u really 15?

Jfl a 15yo mogs me (24yo)

yeah man 15.6 if you want to get in specifics

 

[SMVbender]

yea first time always goood

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

fuck pretty boy, i bet that you have a compact midface, fuck..

FWHR 1.91 and midface ratio 1.04 or something. i got long philtrum of death.

yea first time always goood

second time really but it has been a year since so still good

 

[.👽.]

Lil shit is fakking girls already

 

[Barbarossa_]

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[DutchPrettyBoy]

Lil shit is fakking girls already

i will, soon my friend

 

[.👽.]

i will, soon my friend

Have fun bro

 

[Deleted member 685]

FWHR 1.91 and midface ratio 1.04 or something. i got long philtrum of death.

@medialcanthuscel How the FUCK did you know this

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

Have fun bro

thanks bro <3

 

[Deleted member 685]

Het is afgelopen voor mij

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

Het is afgelopen voor mij

Komt goed jongen zelfs een manlet kan fixen dus jij vast ook wel. gwn ff douchen

 

[Deleted member 3795]

fuck you sushi is good

even better when it comes out of your gf's pink unused JB anus, I bet.

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

even better when it comes out of your gf's pink unused JB anus, I bet.

hell yeah it is i would eat it

 

[Deleted member 3795]

hell yeah it is i would eat it

based. post pics when you do.

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

based. post pics when you do.

i will

 

[Catawampus]

15, and im almost 24 virgin

9 years older it's over son

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

Now i think about it, the girl even asked me if i had fucking grown
best day ever boyos

 

[eduardkoopman]

Today it happend for me boys. 4th date with a girl and went for dinner. Before dinner we needed to wait 2 hours because of school being closed early. so we went to a public park and made out for 2 hours or something. and when i stood up to go to the restaurant my balls hurt so fucking bad. So when i was home i googled it and it is called blue balls or something man fuck it hurts so bad i wanna fucking die. but yeah the story must continue. I went to the restaurant and there didn't happen something spectacular so we skip to the after. After we ate it was dark and we went to a little park with a little bench in the middle of it. I kissed her again for half an hour and at the end i clicked her bra open and i had her tits in my hand and i kissed her in her neck and i stimulate her nipps at the same time. When i did this she came closer and whispered in my ear: ''you make me so horny''. and my dick went form 80 to 1000% but when i was just about suck her tits in fucking public we saw her moms car and she was so dissapointed. next date i will fuck her to dead like chad would do.

You need a logistics and location plan. For next times. Prepare that.

Take her to ur house to watch "movies" then don't take girls out on dinner dates in 2020 bro

Sometimes, a man gotta do embarrassing shit. It's okay. Plus that guy is young, so give it a break. Plus, teenage/puberty love, is the most romantic one out there, so for that phase there is imo the 1 exception that a dude could do more romantic stuff then normal.
after teens, romance is game over. Romance is for the young.

 

[Chadelite]

You need a logistics and location plan. For next times. Prepare that.

Sometimes, a man gotta do embarrassing shit. It's okay. Plus that guy is young, so give it a break. Plus, teenage/puberty love, is the most romantic one out there, so for that phase there is imo the 1 exception that a dude could do more romantic stuff then normal.
after teens, romance is game over. Romance is for the young.

No such thing as teenage love

Just hormones

 

[eduardkoopman]

No such thing as teenage love

Just hormones

I agree, it's just hormones.
With "teenage love"; i basically mean to be precise these things:
* extremely strong hormones sensations; due to age and first time experience;
* special, and exciting because it's new/1st time (ideally for both);
* uncomplicated, because no downers like: alot of previous baggage; responsibilties; a 2 page criteria list;
* most innocent or raw, compared to what it as yet to come.

 

[Cardiologyscribe]

That’s how my relationship was until it ended bitterly

 

[CarnivoreDiet]

For next times, with next girls - don't make out for so long (without fucking).
After they get such validation from you - they lose interest.Always leave her
wanting more. Been there done that.

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

For next times, with next girls - don't make out for so long (without fucking).
After they get such validation from you - they lose interest.Always leave her
wanting more. Been there done that.

FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT, thanks buddy <3

 

[Shekelcel]

how the fuck is this ascension?

 

[Blitz]

Just end my suffering. How tall are you son?

 

[Chadelite]

FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT, thanks buddy <3

yh make her wet then leave

make her beg you for more

don't act like she is the only one

have other options available

she is just a hole at the end of the day

Just end my suffering. How tall are you son?

don't end it bro

ur 19 still not over yet

@cocainecowboy grew 2 inches after age 21 or 23 idk

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

Just end my suffering. How tall are you son?

173cm bro

how the fuck is this ascension?

how the fuck not brah

 

[Chadelite]

173cm bro

how the fuck not brah

cuz u didn't bang her

anyone can kiss and touch

 

[je3oe]

all because of looksmax, thanks guys. even the real incels on this forum helped me alot jfl

Lekker bezig

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

cuz u didn't bang her

anyone can kiss and touch

im no chad

Lekker bezig

thanks man

 

[MewingJBP]

You need a logistics and location plan. For next times. Prepare that.

Sometimes, a man gotta do embarrassing shit. It's okay. Plus that guy is young, so give it a break. Plus, teenage/puberty love, is the most romantic one out there, so for that phase there is imo the 1 exception that a dude could do more romantic stuff then normal.
after teens, romance is game over. Romance is for the young.

Yes romance is for the young because some depressed pseudo intellectual psychologist says so. Oh and his daughter is whore