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5. Heightmaxxing
You're a manlet because you have recessed legs. Bonesmashing your legs can cure your manletism. To do this, immobilize your ankle and knee and use a heavy instrument with minimal surface area. It takes a surprising amount of pressure to break your shin. (In fact, the weight of an average American man would not be sufficient to fracture a leg, even if the mass were concentrated on a spot the size of a quarter.) To do the trick, you’ll first want to strap the leg to a fixed object—a cinderblock, maybe—below the knee and above the ankle. That will prevent your joints from buckling before the tibia breaks. Then you’ll want to choose the heaviest, smallest weapon with which you can reliably hit your target—a hammer would be more effective than a mallet, for example. The wound is likely to be quite unpleasant, so you might consider drugs to alleviate the pain. (Cocaine wouldn’t be a good choice, though—its analgesic effects are highly localized.)
4. Jawmaxxing
Chew on a cleaning sponge soaked with soap and fluoride (good for you) ridden tap water. You're initiating jaw hypertrophy and cleaning your mouth at the same time.
Evidence
Before spongemaxxing
After spongemaxxing
3. Eyemaxxing
Watch this video.
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1. Looksmaxxing
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You're a manlet because you have recessed legs. Bonesmashing your legs can cure your manletism. To do this, immobilize your ankle and knee and use a heavy instrument with minimal surface area. It takes a surprising amount of pressure to break your shin. (In fact, the weight of an average American man would not be sufficient to fracture a leg, even if the mass were concentrated on a spot the size of a quarter.) To do the trick, you’ll first want to strap the leg to a fixed object—a cinderblock, maybe—below the knee and above the ankle. That will prevent your joints from buckling before the tibia breaks. Then you’ll want to choose the heaviest, smallest weapon with which you can reliably hit your target—a hammer would be more effective than a mallet, for example. The wound is likely to be quite unpleasant, so you might consider drugs to alleviate the pain. (Cocaine wouldn’t be a good choice, though—its analgesic effects are highly localized.)
4. Jawmaxxing
Chew on a cleaning sponge soaked with soap and fluoride (good for you) ridden tap water. You're initiating jaw hypertrophy and cleaning your mouth at the same time.
Evidence
Before spongemaxxing
After spongemaxxing
3. Eyemaxxing
Watch this video.
2. 2
2
1. Looksmaxxing
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