Top three things you shouldn’t be doing as a grown ass man (Part 5).

[Dr. Mog]

Three things I don’t think you should be doing as a grown ass man. Let’s get right into it.

1) Posting your hospital wristband.
“Look guys, I’m sick. Get well soon.” I guess unless you’re terminally ill, we shouldn’t know you went to the hospital. No one gives a fuck you had a tummy ache and felt the need to inform a medical professional when you could’ve taken a couple of Tums, you mark-ass punk. Lock in, fuck nigga.

2) Signing up for rewards programs.
You mean to tell me you’re a member at Dunkin’ Donuts talking about, “If I spend $15, I get a free donut”? You’re a grown-ass man. You shouldn’t have these apps on your phone. Just go there, pay for the donuts, don’t scan anything, and get out them people’s faces and get back to work or some shit. I have spoken.

3) Playing Pokémon Go.
How about you go to work and get some paper in your pocket? You broke ass nigga talking about, “I’m gonna defeat Charizard today.” How about you defeat a 12-hour shift instead? you bum ass broke bitch.

And I have an honorable mention for you guys, and that’s not having life insurance. You 30 years old with no coverage. So if you die, your family don’t get nothing. Looks like you’re gonna die the same way you lived; as a piece of shit.

@Mogs Me @Swarthy Knight @Glorious King @Centurion Hunter @Petsmart

 

[prolarper]

4) being a grown ass man rotting on a forum full of incel teenagers with over 5k posts and no bread to his name. Genuinely what is your purpose

 

[Gattsu]

Number 3 is excusable if you are using it as a motivator to walk more and lose weight.

 

[italianltn]

1) Posting your hospital wristband.

Truth nuke on this one.

Guys my age posting their hospital beds on their snapchat stories

 

[Petsmart]

Number 3 is excusable if you are using it as a motivator to walk more and lose weight.

No one below 300 lbs is playing pokemon go

 

[Centurion Hunter]

Three things I don’t think you should be doing as a grown ass man. Let’s get right into it.

1) Posting your hospital wristband.
“Look guys, I’m sick. Get well soon.” I guess unless you’re terminally ill, we shouldn’t know you went to the hospital. No one gives a fuck you had a tummy ache and felt the need to inform a medical professional when you could’ve taken a couple of Tums, you mark-ass punk. Lock in, fuck nigga.

2) Signing up for rewards programs.
You mean to tell me you’re a member at Dunkin’ Donuts talking about, “If I spend $15, I get a free donut”? You’re a grown-ass man. You shouldn’t have these apps on your phone. Just go there, pay for the donuts, don’t scan anything, and get out them people’s faces and get back to work or some shit. I have spoken.

3) Playing Pokémon Go.
How about you go to work and get some paper in your pocket? You broke ass nigga talking about, “I’m gonna defeat Charizard today.” How about you defeat a 12-hour shift instead? you bum ass broke bitch.

And I have an honorable mention for you guys, and that’s not having life insurance. You 30 years old with no coverage. So if you die, your family don’t get nothing. Looks like you’re gonna die the same way you lived; as a piece of shit.

@Mogs Me @Swarthy Knight @Glorious King @Centurion Hunter @Petsmart

Agreed
But tbh allat we make fun of game rotters we also rot on org so yeah

 

[incelincel]

4). Telling other men How to live their life.

 

[Surrender]

Heavy on the second point

Reward programs are low T

 

[isis_Bleach]

was gonna like until u mentioned manmade life insurance
rest is valid rho

 

[Dr. Mog]

4) being a grown ass man rotting on a forum full of incel teenagers with over 5k posts and no bread to his name. Genuinely what is your purpose

Could have been true if I was genuinely a basement rotter but jokes on you I’m not, I stand 6’8 on my money.

And my purpose? Don’t even dare ask, GrAY.