Ultimate Hairmaxxing Guide: Say Goodbye to Baldcel Status

[Deleted member 6583]

Yo, lads! Ever felt like your hair—or lack thereof—is pulling a fast one on you? Ever caught a reflection of your shiny dome and thought, "This is pure suicidefuel?" Well, you're not alone. But before you go full monk mode, hear me out. Hairmaxxing is REAL, and today, I'm gonna spill the tea.

1. Minoxidil & Finasteride: The dynamic duo. If you're not on these, you're missing out big time. Just don't go around thinking they're your golden ticket to Chadtown. They're more like a day pass.
2. Keto Shampoo: Sounds like something you'd find in a hippie's bathroom, but this stuff is legit. Good for your scalp and gives you that fresh look.
3. Hair Transplant: Yeah, it's like the nuke option. But if you've got the funds, why not? Just make sure you don't go for the cheapest option; we don't want you to end up like a failed experiment.
4. Buzzcut: When all else fails, just embrace it. A clean buzz can actually add some years to your appearance. Plus, it's a classic look; you can't go wrong with it.

Now, I wanna hear from you guys. What's your go-to strategy for battling baldcel status?

 

[GreedIcon]

5. Lead implant in the skull.

 

[Detective]

this forum need a good hair guide btw.

 

[lepo2317]

Sooner you start fin the better but if you get sides, you are done. There is no other strong as fin shit out there. I follow hairloss forums for about 10 years and there were like 10+ promising drugs and all of them turned to nothing.

 

[Osie]

this forum need a good hair guide btw.

Fr

 

[AllesScheiße]

this forum need a good hair guide btw.

I am making no bullshit hair guide

 

[Detective]

I am making no bullshit hair guide

dont forget about haircuts&styles

 

[Methhead]

Yo, lads! Ever felt like your hair—or lack thereof—is pulling a fast one on you? Ever caught a reflection of your shiny dome and thought, "This is pure suicidefuel?" Well, you're not alone. But before you go full monk mode, hear me out. Hairmaxxing is REAL, and today, I'm gonna spill the tea.

1. Minoxidil & Finasteride: The dynamic duo. If you're not on these, you're missing out big time. Just don't go around thinking they're your golden ticket to Chadtown. They're more like a day pass.
2. Keto Shampoo: Sounds like something you'd find in a hippie's bathroom, but this stuff is legit. Good for your scalp and gives you that fresh look.
3. Hair Transplant: Yeah, it's like the nuke option. But if you've got the funds, why not? Just make sure you don't go for the cheapest option; we don't want you to end up like a failed experiment.
4. Buzzcut: When all else fails, just embrace it. A clean buzz can actually add some years to your appearance. Plus, it's a classic look; you can't go wrong with it.

Now, I wanna hear from you guys. What's your go-to strategy for battling baldcel status?

cope

 

[Deleted member 23391]

I'm so lucky I don't have baldcel genes and don't have to worry about any of this

 

[Lawton88]

Yo, lads! Ever felt like your hair—or lack thereof—is pulling a fast one on you? Ever caught a reflection of your shiny dome and thought, "This is pure suicidefuel?" Well, you're not alone. But before you go full monk mode, hear me out. Hairmaxxing is REAL, and today, I'm gonna spill the tea.

1. Minoxidil & Finasteride: The dynamic duo. If you're not on these, you're missing out big time. Just don't go around thinking they're your golden ticket to Chadtown. They're more like a day pass.
2. Keto Shampoo: Sounds like something you'd find in a hippie's bathroom, but this stuff is legit. Good for your scalp and gives you that fresh look.
3. Hair Transplant: Yeah, it's like the nuke option. But if you've got the funds, why not? Just make sure you don't go for the cheapest option; we don't want you to end up like a failed experiment.
4. Buzzcut: When all else fails, just embrace it. A clean buzz can actually add some years to your appearance. Plus, it's a classic look; you can't go wrong with it.

Now, I wanna hear from you guys. What's your go-to strategy for battling baldcel status?

A buzzcut destroys 90% of guys as they don't have the top of skull shape to carry that. It will drop a 6/10 HTN down to a 4/10 that females want nothing to do with.

Hair systems if you don't mind doing the glue on stuff every so many weeks can really work but never let a female figure out you are doing that as it's worse than being caught with 2 inch lifts.