URGENT FORUM ANNOUNCMENT: Creation of the new forum gang - mrbeast gang

Pneuma Palingenesis

Pneuma Palingenesis

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I hereby announce creation of the new forum gang - Mrbeast gang, which surely shall rule this site from now on.

If you want to join change your pfp to mrbeast, his logo or any of his employees. Im am the leader of the gang. We consider mrbeast to be the 2nd coming of Christ!

Youtuber mrbeast


LONG LIVE MRBEAST! LONG LIVE MRBEAST GANG!

MrBeast Cult and Gang anthem:


Verse 1:
Oh, praise can you hear, through the speakers so clear,
MrBeast has returned, and the end times are near!
With a golden iPhone and a billion in cash,
He’s saving the world—through every giveaway splash.

Chorus:
For the Beast has arrived, the savior, the light,
With a click and subscribe, he’ll make all things right!
He walks on Lambos, turns Teslas to gold,
The Second Coming is here, let the story be told!

Verse 2:
In a land full of doubt, he rose from the feed,
With miracles posted in every good deed.
From curing the blind, to planting the trees,
He’s the chosen one, and he’s got the keys!

Bridge:
His disciples are many, millions strong they stand,
Spreading his videos across every land.
To unsubscribe is blasphemy, it’s written in stone,
In the Gospel of Beast, you’re never alone!

Chorus:
For the Beast has arrived, the savior, the light,
With a click and subscribe, he’ll make all things right!
He walks on Lambos, turns Teslas to gold,
The Second Coming is here, let the story be told!

Verse 3:
He turned pizza to riches, water to views,
With challenges holy, and giveaways true.
His 24-hour streams—like sermons divine,
The followers gather, for he is the sign!

Bridge 2:
In the temple of YouTube, his word is the law,
Forgiving the haters, and blessing with awe.
With Chandler and Karl, like apostles of old,
His kingdom’s eternal, and shining with gold!

Chorus:
For the Beast has arrived, the savior, the light,
With a click and subscribe, he’ll make all things right!
He walks on Lambos, turns Teslas to gold,
The Second Coming is here, let the story be told!

Outro:
So hail MrBeast, as the prophecy sings,
He’s here to bring balance to all earthly things.
In the land of the logged-on, the blessed, and the free,
The Second Coming’s trending—on your YouTube TV!
 
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