WAYS TO ILLEGALLY INCREASE YOUR HEIGHT [MUST READ](LEGIT){NOT CLICKBAIT}

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  1. IF YOU'RE STILL GROWING, EAT MORE FOOD. SPECIFICALLY FOODS WITH HORMONES LIKE DAIRY AND MEAT. JUST EAT MORE FOOD IN GENERAL, ESPECIALLY CARBS AND PROTEIN.
  2. IF YOU'RE ALREADY A GROWN MAN OR YOU'RE A FATASS, THEN DO THE FOLLOWING TO INCREASE YOUR HEIGHT
    1. BUY SHOE INSERTS. THIS CAN BE FOR COMFORT, OR JUST TO ADD HEIGHT. YOU CAN EASILY GAIN 2 INCHES FROM THIS.
    2. BUY SHOES/BOOTS WITH A HEEL. YOU CAN ADD 1-2 INCHES FROM THIS.
    3. FIX YOUR SHITTY POSTURE. STAND UP STRAIGHT. RELAX YOUR SHOULDERS AND MAKE SURE YOUR NECK IS NOT LEARNING DOWNWARDS.
    4. LET YOUR HAIR GROW OUT A LITTLE ON TOP.
    5. DON'T BOTHER STRETCHING, IT WON'T DO SHIT
    6. DON'T GET LEG LENGTHENING SURGERY, THAT SHIT IS FUCKED UP
 
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"Ways to illegally increase your height"

Not a single illegal way to increase your height. Lmfao op are you on crack?
 
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Just logged in to explain your thread.
1. Only one legit point.

Next...
  1. BUY SHOE INSERTS. THIS CAN BE FOR COMFORT, OR JUST TO ADD HEIGHT. YOU CAN EASILY GAIN 2 INCHES FROM THIS
Shoe inserts can give you max 4.3cm which is less than 2 inches and its compeletly impossible to walk with them in, so i would say 1.5 inches (3.5cm) is absolute MAX if u dont want to look like idiot.
  1. BUY SHOES/BOOTS WITH A HEEL. YOU CAN ADD 1-2 INCHES FROM THIS.
Max 1 inches, above it looks tryhard and people will notice you fraud your height so not worth imo
  1. FIX YOUR SHITTY POSTURE. STAND UP STRAIGHT. RELAX YOUR SHOULDERS AND MAKE SURE YOUR NECK IS NOT LEARNING DOWNWARDS.
  2. DON'T BOTHER STRETCHING, IT WON'T DO SHIT
So basically you telling us to fix posture but dont bother stretching, u know that good posture isnt only standing like we have stick in our ass, we CAN improve our posture with stretching and other exercises.
  1. LET YOUR HAIR GROW OUT A LITTLE ON TOP.
Cope, all what matters is eye-level.
  1. DON'T GET LEG LENGTHENING SURGERY, THAT SHIT IS FUCKED UP

Another cope, its like "DONT TAKE STEROIDS, THEY ARE DANGEROUS" "DONT DO IT BECAUSE IT HAS RISK OF THIS AND THIS"
Everything has risks, leg lenghtening which is done in smart way is safe and most people will most likely recover without problem, but yeah u need money for that, 10-20k usd is just traveling and all stuff like physiotherapists etc... if someone really consider LL then 80k usd is required imho
 
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fasting for 8 hours and eating allot is how u get big
 
SHIT THREAD
 
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