forevergymcelling
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Went to Greece two weeks ago with Doctorlooksmax and my irl friend
Observations:
- In 99% of couples. the girl mogged the guy into utter oblivion. During the whole week we saw one couple where the guy mogged the girl
- Greek girls have insane bodies, but literally every girl is recessed + needs a bimax and genio
- Greek girls are utter bitches on par with UK girls. They have insane egos and entitlement
- Greek guys (in this area) look like utter shit
- Pretty much all tourists in this area were from the Balkans, and every guy looks like utter shit. We mogged all group of guys every night, in every venue
- Bar/club scene is utter garbage (will elab later)
- Gyros is insane
We got absolutely fucked over with the weather. We came for one week and 4 of those days were written off because of brutal storms, so we only went out a few times.
First night out:
We arrived late so thought we'd go for a few drinks and see what was around.
We found a 'club' that was open that night (it was a weeknight). As we approached the entrance, we were greeted by a manlet who told us to wait there. He went over to some hot foid and another guy at the door. He said something to them and all three of them looked us up and down to determine if we were eligible for entry. Now I'm not sure if he wanted their opinion on if we were GL enough to enter, or if we were appropriately dressed since we were all wearing shorts and T shirt. But they let us in.
As we enter we realise the whole fucking place is littered with tables and there was no dance floor.
This is a pic of the venue. When we went it was nowhere near this busy. There were probable 40 people there max
You can see the table in the photo. These tables were everywhere. When you enter, the girl at the door assigns you a table and that's where you stand / sit for the rest of the night. You can't even order at the bar, someone comes round and takes your order at the table.
Literally the worst set up for approaching / slaying. You have 0 chance in this environment.
Our table was on a couch and right next to a group of like 10 girls.
Doctorlooksmax asked them for a lighter to see if he could speak to them, one of the girls gave him the lighter then looked away immediately to avoid conversation. He asked where they were from and they didn't even answer.
These girls looked fucking miserable and were on their phones the whole time. Like what's even the point of coming out to a place like this when you're not even speaking to your own friends, let alone others at the venue.
They all had insane physiques but their faces were trash
There were some legit hot girls in there with good faces but they were miles away on different tables, it's borderline impossible to chat with them without risking getting kicked out for leaving your table jfl
The music was also unnecessarily loud, so we just left and went home.
Second day:
We went to the beach pretty much the whole day. Me and doctorlooksmax were fucking around throwing a ball in the sea (important for later). We were complaining about how subhuman we were and how natty life is a scam. The average male physique on the beach looked sub animal tier. The untrained male body is truly repulsive.
Night out:
We found another venue which looked good. There was a DJ playing and the tables were a lot closer together.
As we entered we received IOIs from 3 girls on a table near the entrance. We hadn't warmed up yet so we didn't approach, we're not used to this fucking table game. One girl had an amazing ass, the other had big tits and the third girl was short with cute appeal. It turned out to be a big mistake as later on in the night those 3 girls left with two fucking losers who had approached them. One was a tall normie who was with the great ass girl, and the other a 5'5 hyper manlet who was with the short girl.
At one point we went outside to sit and smoke. Me and my irl friend needed to take a piss so we went to the toilet. When we came back, we found Drlooksmax sitting there with a girl next to him. She had approached him while we were away. Apparently she had seen us on the beach playing catch and she said she was too shy to approach. She had noticed our gymcelled physiques from afar, among the hoards of subhumans next to us. She said he was cute and that she really liked his hair. She's Macedonian and apparently Balkan guys are all buzzed which she thought it was hideous.
This is her, she was 18
We went inside and Drlooksmax was making out with her, this would've been his first club slay ever so I was trying to encourage him to leave. They went to a beach and he fingered her but she refused to come back to the bnb. It was her last night there too so he was unable to secure the slay. She invited us to the beach with her 2 friends the morning after but we thought it was pointless since they were leaving that afternoon.
Me and my irl friend then started approaching, I wanted to wingman him, we both got rejected a few times with the "I have a boyfriend" excuse. We sat outside with 2 really hot greek girls and had a smoke with them. One didn't even speak English. But they didn't seem interested. We even approached two landwhales who were sitting outside. Safe to say we got rejected by them too. The bar was dying out so we went home.
Saturday night:
Worst night of them all
We went to the biggest club in the area, and yet again, fucking table service, no dance floor
It was the most unpleasant environment you can imagine, just utter fucking shit.
We sat down and observed all of the subhumans sitting at their tables sipping on their drinks not even talking to each other. Nobody was approaching, they were just sitting and looking around the room. Men and women were segregated and it was just the most pointless shit ever. You couldn't even talk because the music was so loud, you had to shout.
We started chatting to two local incels sat next to us, we asked them what the point of all of this was, and how they expect to meet anyone / slay anyone in this environment. Apparently it gets better when it's busy and they remained hopeful jfl
We left after 20 mins
Cliffs:
- Apparently this table service shit is common in Greek clubs and across the Balkans. UK and other European clubs mog this garbage into oblivion
- Girls want to be approached, but it's insanely risky. You have to be ballsy and risk getting rejected in front of their whole group. We saw so many guys just standing at their tables glaring around, smoking shisha, too high inhb to do anything
Doctorlooksmax will make another account to reply to this thread later and give any more info that I missed out
@AscendingHero
@the BULL
@Corleone
@MoggerGaston
@6ft4
@Chadethnic101
@ChickenAndRiceBrah
@geezcel
Observations:
- In 99% of couples. the girl mogged the guy into utter oblivion. During the whole week we saw one couple where the guy mogged the girl
- Greek girls have insane bodies, but literally every girl is recessed + needs a bimax and genio
- Greek girls are utter bitches on par with UK girls. They have insane egos and entitlement
- Greek guys (in this area) look like utter shit
- Pretty much all tourists in this area were from the Balkans, and every guy looks like utter shit. We mogged all group of guys every night, in every venue
- Bar/club scene is utter garbage (will elab later)
- Gyros is insane
We got absolutely fucked over with the weather. We came for one week and 4 of those days were written off because of brutal storms, so we only went out a few times.
First night out:
We arrived late so thought we'd go for a few drinks and see what was around.
We found a 'club' that was open that night (it was a weeknight). As we approached the entrance, we were greeted by a manlet who told us to wait there. He went over to some hot foid and another guy at the door. He said something to them and all three of them looked us up and down to determine if we were eligible for entry. Now I'm not sure if he wanted their opinion on if we were GL enough to enter, or if we were appropriately dressed since we were all wearing shorts and T shirt. But they let us in.
As we enter we realise the whole fucking place is littered with tables and there was no dance floor.
This is a pic of the venue. When we went it was nowhere near this busy. There were probable 40 people there max
You can see the table in the photo. These tables were everywhere. When you enter, the girl at the door assigns you a table and that's where you stand / sit for the rest of the night. You can't even order at the bar, someone comes round and takes your order at the table.
Literally the worst set up for approaching / slaying. You have 0 chance in this environment.
Our table was on a couch and right next to a group of like 10 girls.
Doctorlooksmax asked them for a lighter to see if he could speak to them, one of the girls gave him the lighter then looked away immediately to avoid conversation. He asked where they were from and they didn't even answer.
These girls looked fucking miserable and were on their phones the whole time. Like what's even the point of coming out to a place like this when you're not even speaking to your own friends, let alone others at the venue.
They all had insane physiques but their faces were trash
There were some legit hot girls in there with good faces but they were miles away on different tables, it's borderline impossible to chat with them without risking getting kicked out for leaving your table jfl
The music was also unnecessarily loud, so we just left and went home.
Second day:
We went to the beach pretty much the whole day. Me and doctorlooksmax were fucking around throwing a ball in the sea (important for later). We were complaining about how subhuman we were and how natty life is a scam. The average male physique on the beach looked sub animal tier. The untrained male body is truly repulsive.
Night out:
We found another venue which looked good. There was a DJ playing and the tables were a lot closer together.
As we entered we received IOIs from 3 girls on a table near the entrance. We hadn't warmed up yet so we didn't approach, we're not used to this fucking table game. One girl had an amazing ass, the other had big tits and the third girl was short with cute appeal. It turned out to be a big mistake as later on in the night those 3 girls left with two fucking losers who had approached them. One was a tall normie who was with the great ass girl, and the other a 5'5 hyper manlet who was with the short girl.
At one point we went outside to sit and smoke. Me and my irl friend needed to take a piss so we went to the toilet. When we came back, we found Drlooksmax sitting there with a girl next to him. She had approached him while we were away. Apparently she had seen us on the beach playing catch and she said she was too shy to approach. She had noticed our gymcelled physiques from afar, among the hoards of subhumans next to us. She said he was cute and that she really liked his hair. She's Macedonian and apparently Balkan guys are all buzzed which she thought it was hideous.
This is her, she was 18
We went inside and Drlooksmax was making out with her, this would've been his first club slay ever so I was trying to encourage him to leave. They went to a beach and he fingered her but she refused to come back to the bnb. It was her last night there too so he was unable to secure the slay. She invited us to the beach with her 2 friends the morning after but we thought it was pointless since they were leaving that afternoon.
Me and my irl friend then started approaching, I wanted to wingman him, we both got rejected a few times with the "I have a boyfriend" excuse. We sat outside with 2 really hot greek girls and had a smoke with them. One didn't even speak English. But they didn't seem interested. We even approached two landwhales who were sitting outside. Safe to say we got rejected by them too. The bar was dying out so we went home.
Saturday night:
Worst night of them all
We went to the biggest club in the area, and yet again, fucking table service, no dance floor
It was the most unpleasant environment you can imagine, just utter fucking shit.
We sat down and observed all of the subhumans sitting at their tables sipping on their drinks not even talking to each other. Nobody was approaching, they were just sitting and looking around the room. Men and women were segregated and it was just the most pointless shit ever. You couldn't even talk because the music was so loud, you had to shout.
We started chatting to two local incels sat next to us, we asked them what the point of all of this was, and how they expect to meet anyone / slay anyone in this environment. Apparently it gets better when it's busy and they remained hopeful jfl
We left after 20 mins
Cliffs:
- Apparently this table service shit is common in Greek clubs and across the Balkans. UK and other European clubs mog this garbage into oblivion
- Girls want to be approached, but it's insanely risky. You have to be ballsy and risk getting rejected in front of their whole group. We saw so many guys just standing at their tables glaring around, smoking shisha, too high inhb to do anything
Doctorlooksmax will make another account to reply to this thread later and give any more info that I missed out
@AscendingHero
@the BULL
@Corleone
@MoggerGaston
@6ft4
@Chadethnic101
@ChickenAndRiceBrah
@geezcel
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