limbomax
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this sounds fake but i swear to god its real
the other week I was chilling at a friends house, his gf came over so i decided to take my leave and go back to my place. On the way out of the house i heard commotion at the dining table and tried my best to avoid it, but his mom called my name and told me to get over there. It was his mom, his cousin and 2 of the cousins friends. The cousin is a 22y/o mtb with a fat ass and her friends are mtb too. The mom who was drunk starts talking about how she raised me since i was a little kid and that im her favorite. The cousin starts talking to me about the girls I've been getting with in college and stuff (im 18 and a freshman) and i try to avoid the question because i just wanna go home and play BTD6. But the mom interrupts and starts talking about how the girls must love me because im gl and am packing. I look at her with a confused and embarrassed expression because what the fuck am i supposed to do in that situation. All the cousins friends start looking at me like im prey to them and my autistic ass tries to leave and say im tired when one of the friends asks me to stay and talk a little more about what she said. Im just tryna play my BTD6 bro. I sit back down and she asks me how big shes talking, and im there wondering if theyre trying to film a porn with me or some shit. I dont tell them and my inner chad comes out and i say if they wanna know they gotta find out. She tells me to stand up and they all try to rip my pants off and luckily the mom stops them. They all get fussy about wanting to see it and they ask how the mom knows and she says that ever since i was a child ive been packing.
now my dick isnt that big but most girls ive fucked say its the biggest theyve taken. id say its around 6.8in x 6.5in which is a little above average but nothing too crazy. It was a weird situation but funny so i thought id share.
tldr: my dick size was brought up in a convo and a bunch of cougars tried raping me.
the other week I was chilling at a friends house, his gf came over so i decided to take my leave and go back to my place. On the way out of the house i heard commotion at the dining table and tried my best to avoid it, but his mom called my name and told me to get over there. It was his mom, his cousin and 2 of the cousins friends. The cousin is a 22y/o mtb with a fat ass and her friends are mtb too. The mom who was drunk starts talking about how she raised me since i was a little kid and that im her favorite. The cousin starts talking to me about the girls I've been getting with in college and stuff (im 18 and a freshman) and i try to avoid the question because i just wanna go home and play BTD6. But the mom interrupts and starts talking about how the girls must love me because im gl and am packing. I look at her with a confused and embarrassed expression because what the fuck am i supposed to do in that situation. All the cousins friends start looking at me like im prey to them and my autistic ass tries to leave and say im tired when one of the friends asks me to stay and talk a little more about what she said. Im just tryna play my BTD6 bro. I sit back down and she asks me how big shes talking, and im there wondering if theyre trying to film a porn with me or some shit. I dont tell them and my inner chad comes out and i say if they wanna know they gotta find out. She tells me to stand up and they all try to rip my pants off and luckily the mom stops them. They all get fussy about wanting to see it and they ask how the mom knows and she says that ever since i was a child ive been packing.
now my dick isnt that big but most girls ive fucked say its the biggest theyve taken. id say its around 6.8in x 6.5in which is a little above average but nothing too crazy. It was a weird situation but funny so i thought id share.
tldr: my dick size was brought up in a convo and a bunch of cougars tried raping me.
