What are the best songs to have sex to?

What are the best songs to have sex to?


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Mostly bad/mediocre sex (with some good moments occasionally). I think I mostly just feel gross thinking about all that now because of how heavy she was and how bad she looked naked.

Whales to me would be obese BMI and up, especially if the weight is not carried well (oversized box or apple-shaped body). I think even regular overweight is generally unacceptable too unless she carries the weight pretty well, and/or is into fitness enough to offset the looks and healthminning effects of the extra lbs.
Seems in line with most guys, sounds reasonable especially considering you're above average lookswise and look after yourself well
 
would listen while trolling around for 9 year olds :love:
Imagine that song being on a Looksmax "songs to have sex to" playlist
Or it could be a Looksmax anthem :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: or an honorary incel anthem
 
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Would you have sex to those songs in the OP?
You need melodic music like R&B bro.

Worst case you do Hip Hop if you're fucking a hood rat.
 
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I only fuck to 100 gecs
 
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You need melodic music like R&B bro.

Worst case you do Hip Hop if you're fucking a hood rat.
I'd rather have sex to this song rather than normie-tier R&B tbh
 
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Same :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
What about this one?

i feel like i've heard this before but it's underground and outside of my usual genres so i know i haven't
 
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i feel like i've heard this before but it's underground and outside of my usual genres so i know i haven't
What genres do you usually listen to?
 
I'd rather have sex to this song rather than normie-tier R&B tbh

I wonder what kind of sex you're having if this is playing.
 
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can't vote cause never had sex, mogs me op for that
 
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What genres do you usually listen to?
usually some subgenre of rock like Brand New (great band). sometimes i also like crunkcore like Breathe Carolina and Mimic a Stranger :feelsohh:
according to your music chart by attractiveness im incel tier :forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
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I can accept that it has an objectively good sound, but it's not my type.
Fairs, no worries!
I'd still have sex to that song though, I just feel R&B has an NPCish energy but each to their own :lul::lul::lul:

nah my imagination knows that it's never gonna happen and never began:lul:
Lucid dream to having sex with a Stacy then :lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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usually some subgenre of rock like Brand New (great band). sometimes i also like crunkcore like Breathe Carolina and Mimic a Stranger :feelsohh:
according to your music chart by attractiveness im incel tier :forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
WDYM music chart by attractiveness?

Man, you should see my music collection, it's a mess :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
Weezer
 
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WDYM music chart by attractiveness?

Man, you should see my music collection, it's a mess :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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That mostly applies to foids, not guys
 
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Or maybe have sex to these songs to become a giga mogger like the musician behind these songs himself, Elias de Poot
 
why not guys?
Us lads often tend to have a more varied music taste in terms of obscurity and genres than foids who prefer to stick to more mainstream stuff. So it's not uncommon for a Chad to secretly enjoy black metal or acid techno, but it's extremely uncommon, for a Stacy to do so
 
Us lads often tend to have a more varied music taste in terms of obscurity and genres than foids who prefer to stick to more mainstream stuff. So it's not uncommon for a Chad to secretly enjoy black metal or acid techno, but it's extremely uncommon, for a Stacy to do so
i have never met a chad with similar music taste to me :lul: but then again i don't talk to chads or stacies
 
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What are your favorite artists/bands?
Sisters of Mercy, Siouxsie, In the Woods, Beherit, Party Cannon, Lords of Acid, Nasenbluten, Fields of the Nephilim, to name a few
 
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i have never met a chad with similar music taste to me :lul: but then again i don't talk to chads or stacies
I met a chad who enjoyed shoegaze :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
I met a chad who enjoyed shoegaze :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
shoegaze is a normie thing now on the same tier as mainstream rap. every normie i know likes shoegaze or pretends to now male or female
 
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shoegaze is a normie thing now on the same tier as mainstream rap. every normie i know likes shoegaze or pretends to now male or female
Yes, among gen Z normies
Most foids who like shoegaze tend to be PSL 4 beckies who think they're not like other girls :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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Sisters of Mercy, Siouxsie, In the Woods, Beherit, Party Cannon, Lords of Acid, Nasenbluten, Fields of the Nephilim, to name a few
Mirin underground music taste. Or maybe im just uneducated.
 
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Mirin underground music taste. Or maybe im just uneducated.
Siouxsie and the Banshees is far from underground :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
But here's some Nasenbluten:
 
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shoegaze is a normie thing now on the same tier as mainstream rap. every normie i know likes shoegaze or pretends to now male or female
Tbf normies only know when you sleep, only shallow and a few souvlaki songs at most.
 
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Yes, among gen Z normies
Most foids who like shoegaze tend to be PSL 4 beckies who think they're not like other girls :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
actually a lot of stacies at my school proclaim their love to shoegaze as well :forcedsmile:
 
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Siouxsie and the Banshees is far from underground :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
But here's some Nasenbluten:

Apparently yeah. I dont listen to post punk too much.

My friend listens to this type of music at the gym.
 
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actually a lot of stacies at my school proclaim their love to shoegaze as well :forcedsmile:
I bet they only know about MBV and Slowdive and can only name the hits
 
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Why?

Lords of Acid >>>>>>>>>>>> generic R&B
how are you going to listen to some weird grainy electronic music during sex? R&B & K-R&B literally sing about sex
 
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Tbf normies only know when you sleep, only shallow and a few souvlaki songs at most.
Yes this. I've noticed most foids that like shoegaze are MTB PSL 4 bitches who think they're not like other girls :lul::lul::lul:

Apparently yeah. I dont listen to post punk too much.

My friend listens to this type of music at the gym.
Again, most people who listen to Siouxsie these days are subhuman foids who think they're not like other girls :lul::lul::lul::lul: ffs siouxsie and the banshees were one of the biggest post punk bands of the 80s
Nice! What's he like? You should recommend him this song.
 
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I bet they only know about MBV and Slowdive and can only name the hits
they probably know more than me because i don't know any shoegaze songs :feelshah:
 
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