What shitty advice do your parents give you?

[Deleted member 14203]

My dad Chadsplains and Boomersplains to me constantly and it's really frustrating. He is 6'2" and was fairly good looking in his prime and he had hair. He also was an athlete in high school and college and gymcelled for his sports... Impossible to be Incel in his position. Plus he grew up before social media.

Meanwhile I'm a 5'9" manlet framelet with autism in a time when 50% of college students are incel. He also seems non-NT but he got away with it because he was an irl chad.


He seems low-key disappointed in my lack of success with women. Like I was 15 (one five) and the doctor asked me during the physical "are you sexually active" I said no, then my dad like jumped in "I keep trying to get this boy to talk to girls."


He says "oh I was super shy and nervous when I was young just like you, but all you gotta do is just say hi to a girl from your class, and let her do the talking, it's really easy." Or just go to a party and start chatting up a chick. Like fuck off dude, you fucking breeder even though you are a fucking aspie, and now you expect me to have friends. Like, if you didn't want an aspie incel son, maybe don't fucking breed dumbass.


Literally having parents that mog you to death is giga suifuel.

 

[Hozay]

 

[Deleted member 15129]

How did you end up 5'9 did he marry a goblin?

 

[Deleted member 14203]

How did you end up 5'9 did he marry a goblin?

No my mom is 5'6"
Also my sister heightmogs me. I just got really really unlucky.

 

[Deleted member 9670]

imagine getting height mogged by dad

 

[AlexAP]

My mother told me when I was still in school that it's not bad to not have a girlfriend, a friend of her didn't have one until he was 36, so I have enough time, and smiled to me, trying to give me confidence. She was married and had a kid with 19 btw.

 

[studiocel]

My mom said people shouldnt date until you are in university. Now im in university and an incel.

 

[Carnivore]

"you can have any girl you want"
"nice haircut, you look so handsome"

 

[Deleted member 8244]

“Just be yourself”

 

[germanlooks]

They tell me to just go to university and be open to other people

 

[Slothcel]

They stopped bringing up the subject because I was always avoidant about it

 

[john2]

My parents are doing everything they can to make me a typical goy-slave and work in society till I die.

 

[volcelfatcel]

My parents are doing everything they can to make me a typical goy-slave and work in society till I die.

you're either chad and live a happy life
or currycel/ricecel and do stemceling to get yourself a 30+ year old single mom

 

[Deleted member 14203]

imagine getting height mogged by dad

If I ever have a son I will make sure he height mogs me by 14. But probably won't breed that shit is gay anyway.

 

[RichardSpencel]

"Get a job richard you're 25"

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

My dad Chadsplains and Boomersplains to me constantly and it's really frustrating. He is 6'2" and was fairly good looking in his prime and he had hair. He also was an athlete in high school and college and gymcelled for his sports... Impossible to be Incel in his position. Plus he grew up before social media.

Meanwhile I'm a 5'9" manlet framelet with autism in a time when 50% of college students are incel. He also seems non-NT but he got away with it because he was an irl chad.


He seems low-key disappointed in my lack of success with women. Like I was 15 (one five) and the doctor asked me during the physical "are you sexually active" I said no, then my dad like jumped in "I keep trying to get this boy to talk to girls."


He says "oh I was super shy and nervous when I was young just like you, but all you gotta do is just say hi to a girl from your class, and let her do the talking, it's really easy." Or just go to a party and start chatting up a chick. Like fuck off dude, you fucking breeder even though you are a fucking aspie, and now you expect me to have friends. Like, if you didn't want an aspie incel son, maybe don't fucking breed dumbass.


Literally having parents that mog you to death is giga suifuel.

That being bald as a teenager isn't as bad as I make it out to be when the only thing holding my dad back from terasubhumanity is his hair