What to do if your mother is a low iq immigrant?

[Egyptian]

I told her I needed her drivers license to cash out my $1200 in parlays but she asked for $500, I gave her $200 and told her I could’ve bought a drivers license off the dark web for $2 and needed that money to make more money (that money could’ve went into future parlays but she insisted the money the same night I won it) and even threatened to turn my phone off what a retard, how can I give you the money without WiFi? So I got to a point where I turned that $1000 into $4280 and wanted to go all in again to win $10k on stake because the app I used had a limit on how much it could payout and to avoid taxes. She said she wouldn’t use her DL/ID to pay for me crypto so I could buy bitcoin and deposit because of hackers. The 2 leg bet ended up winning and I ended up losing the money by gay 4-6 legs

 

[Egyptian]

When I asked for the $200 back the same night she powered off her phone and acted like it was dead and called the cops. Fucking neurotic retard

 

[mike21]

I told her I needed her drivers license to cash out my $1200 in parlays but she asked for $500, I gave her $200 and told her I could’ve bought a drivers license off the dark web for $2 and needed that money to make more money (that money could’ve went into future parlays but she insisted the money the same night I won it) and even threatened to turn my phone off what a retard, how can I give you the money without WiFi? So I got to a point where I turned that $1000 into $4280 and wanted to go all in again to win $10k on stake because the app I used had a limit on how much it could payout and to avoid taxes. She said she wouldn’t use her DL/ID to pay for me crypto so I could buy bitcoin and deposit because of hackers. The 2 leg bet ended up winning and I ended up losing the money by gay 4-6 legs

 

[Egyptian]

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[The Peoples Champ]

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[Egyptian]

Shit thread shit being

Ur mother

 

[Egyptian]

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[Egyptian]

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[Michael Myers]

Calling your mother a low IQ immigrant? As a deathnik? Disgraceful. Respect your mother.

 

[Egyptian]

Calling your mother a low IQ immigrant? As a deathnik? Disgraceful. Respect your mother.

Sorry but it is true for my entire life she’s been

 

[Michael Myers]

Sorry but it is true for my entire life she’s been

Ahh, yes -- it can be frustrating, but she's one of the very few people to love you unconditionally. As insufferable as she can be, try to tolerate it. I assume you are Islamic as well, right? Mothers have a very respected place for us, so keep that in mind. You'll be fine, sir!

 

[Shkreliii]

Sorry but it is true for my entire life she’s been

Its all priced in.

 

[Egyptian]

Its all priced in.

Wdym

 

[Shkreliii]

Wdym

Playing sports bets always is priced in terms odds, do you arbitrage?

 

[thereallegend]

You shouldn't look towards to women for adult advice.

1. Don't tell anyone how you make money

2. If you could've bought a license off dark web, you should've done it

From now on keep your moneymaxing a secret to keep away from leeches.

 

[Egyptian]

Playing sports bets always is priced in terms odds, do you arbitrage?

Wytb I would’ve won $10k if my mother gave me her drivers license that day