What would be your medieval profession?

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Mine would be blacksmith. I feel like that's something I could genuinely enjoy.
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Sex slave trader
 
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Incel job i would be king
 
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Horse thief
 
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Farmer
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A noble because 6.5 wrists tbh @TsarTsar444
 
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pig breeder
 
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just refer to this
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King’s astronomer
 
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I just thought about how life was in a medieval monastery. They used to make beer in monasteries and actually still make.
 
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I just thought about how life was in a medieval monastery. They used to make beer in monasteries and actually still make.
It was weak beer though, not the shit you can get drunk off.

As for my job I'd be some nerdy shit like a polymath.
 
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Blacksmith is probably one of the worst jobs imaginable

Realistically farmer, possibly priest, thats the only social advancement that's plausible
 
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Blacksmith is probably one of the worst jobs imaginable

Realistically farmer, possibly priest, thats the only social advancement that's plausible
Why tbh? Heat up some iron, and pound it a few hours, dip in the water. Repeat tomorrow. Can also tell your boy to go get charcoal or pound the iron once in a while. Then sell fine weapons to local lord for a good price.
 
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Why tbh? Heat up some iron, and pound it a few hours, dip in the water. Repeat tomorrow. Can also tell your boy to go get charcoal or pound the iron once in a while. Then sell fine weapons to local lord for a good price.
The heat and smoke
Think welding but much more smoke and heat and less protection
 
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i would like to make barrels x
 
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Doesn't anyone wish to be a paladin, ranger, assassin, mage, etc.?
 
Philosopher. I swear Medieval philosophers got money just poured on em and they were treated like wizard know-it-alls
 
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Doesn't anyone wish to be a paladin, ranger, assassin, mage, etc.?
Bruh this is the actual medieval times not fucking dungeons and dragons lmao
 
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Philosopher. I swear Medieval philosophers got money just poured on em and they were treated like wizard know-it-alls
Yeah. That's why i said polymath.
 
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i would live with joos tbh
 
Merchant and money lending.
 
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A crusader knight
 
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Doctor

ArtStation - Plague Doctor, Bruno Costa
 
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I don't know why I like the Middle Ages, I see them as simpler times, I suppose. I would like to be a humble farmer
 
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I'd like to be an executioner.
I would get to take free food and drink from the market vendors and the population would fear me.
 
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Or perhaps a grave robber.
 
I'd most likely be some raider or some rebel, the idea of serving in some monarchal system in which all my hardwork and output goes to some random faggot just because he had the luck to be born into a certain family repulses me. There's a reason why I consider people like gavrilo princip, or the russian revolutionaries to be heroes. If I was a russian revolutionary in 1918, I'd grape every female in the royal family before executing them. :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:
 
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If before 1066 then I’d be a Viking, but most people were farmers so that’s the most realistic one, depending on which class I was born into. But if I could choose though I would probably be a town merchant or baker or tailor. Anything chill in a town with a house where I lived and worked and a work that would ensure respect would be good to me.

(Totally didn’t get these ideas from Kingdom Come)
 
slayer but mostly dragons
 
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Bruh this is the actual medieval times not fucking dungeons and dragons lmao
What do you mean, they had these professions in the medieval times - paladins were holy knights, ranger were archers, assassins were widespread in all cultures, mages were wizards, witches, sorcerers, and other people involved in the occult.
 
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