Whats the best way to descend?

[GSSSS]

If I wanted to descend this is what I'd do:

>I would become overweight
> I would shave my head off (fully bald not a buzz cut)
> I would shave my eyebrows
> I would start chewing the hardest gum known to man on one side
> I wouldn't shower
> I wouldn't shave my beard

Bonus:

> I would prone masturbate so my penis becomes smaller


What would u guys do?

 

[hardmaxxx]

touch receipts

 

[GSSSS]

touch receipts

 

[Assymetry]

Just eat a shitton of goyslop, no skincare, get a buzzcut, get shit sleep. Eating a shitton of goyslop is actually a good coverup for surgery.