Whats the difference between Jesus and Me?

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When I say im the chosen one people be like "this nigga thinks his jesus" But let me tell you the biggest difference.

Jesus divides bread and turns water into wine
I divide my cock and fuck two bitches.

You should know the difference now.

@RabidRosaries @zv1212 @currylightskin @cloUder @ropemax
 
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You Miren Dutch

Posting hot girls of various descent is all you do

You're still an ugly boneless cuck, 5 feet and 11 inches of wasted genes
 
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Posting hot girls of various descent is all you do

You're still an ugly boneless cuck, 5 feet and 11 inches of wasted genes
Wtf lmao I have more bone in my supras and zygos then your whole torso, and I’m not 5’11 6.05ft cuck
 
Wtf lmao I have more bone in my supras and zygos then your whole torso, and I’m not 5’11 6.05ft cuck
But you are a pure white boring swedish finland guy, meanwhile he has a rare mixture and blue eyes with dark skin.
 
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Jesus was low BF. I estimate 9%
Imagine trying to crucify an obese fuck like Budda.
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But you are a pure white boring swedish finland guy, meanwhile he has a rare mixture and blue eyes with dark skin.
My skins darker then his, also I’m not finnish at all, I’m mostly Norwegian and French(med looking)
 
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My skins darker then his, also I’m not finnish at all, I’m mostly Norwegian and French(med looking)
You are incredibly ugly

@RichmondBread tier delusion

You have good eye area, nothing else. The sooner you accept this the better.
 
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My skins darker then his, also I’m not finnish at all, I’m mostly Norwegian and French(med looking)
@BearBoy us med bad boys gotta be unleashed asap, ethnically Icelandic and French mogs all
 
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You are incredibly ugly

@RichmondBread tier delusion

You have good eye area, nothing else. The sooner you accept this the better.
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You are incredibly ugly

@RichmondBread tier delusion

You have good eye area, nothing else. The sooner you accept this the better.
@Erik-Jón Facemogs you, heightmogs you, and phenomogs you tbh.
 
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You are incredibly ugly

@RichmondBread tier delusion

You have good eye area, nothing else. The sooner you accept this the better.
I'm not ugly
 
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Why you got pics of everyone lmao, he height mogs face mogs body mogs pheno mogs. ovER for nerdics
All of those are true but height

And that alone is enough to make you smv mog me :feelswah:
 
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True

Curry women are 5ft on average. If I went to curryland I would unironically fuck every Tikka foid
My mom is only 5.05ft he’s curry sized should have been fertilized by a curry bvll
 
My mom is only 5.05ft he’s curry sized should have been fertilized by a curry bvll
My mom is 5ft and i am 6ft. I was breastfed by multiple women in my family, and always ate mcdonalds food and drank beer at early age like 5.
 
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My mom is 5ft and i am 6ft. I was breastfed by multiple women in my family, and always ate mcdonalds food and drank beer at early age like 5.
Miren, I’m 6.05 ft over if your not tall with a short mum
 
When I say im the chosen one people be like "this nigga thinks his jesus" But let me tell you the biggest difference.

Jesus divides bread and turns water into wine
I divide my cock and fuck two bitches.

You should know the difference now.

@RabidRosaries @zv1212 @currylightskin @cloUder @ropemax
You both don't/didn't have supernatural powers.
 
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You're sinful, he isn't.
 
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