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Most Blackpilled Disney Movie: Monsters University
Throughout the course of this film, the main character Mike Wazowski learned that he’s submonster and can’t scare no one for shit.
He got brutally mogged by everyone in his class in elementary school. No one wanted to be his buddy on the field trip. He got heightmogged so hard when the class went to the scare floor. He couldn’t see shit because all his tall classmates were blocking the way.
He got mogged by a foid on his first day of college, and she said “you gotta be kiddin’ me” to the guy sitting next to her when she saw Mike come to class.
Sully, the Chad, mogged Mike on numerous occasions and told him he didn’t belong in the scaring program.
Motivated to outmog Sully, nerdy Mike studymaxxed to the max, spending his nights reviewing his textbook and notes as everyone else was out partying. Despite his efforts, he failed the final exam because he’s utterly submonster and got kicked out of the scaring program as a result of his incompetence.
When Mike tried to statusmax by joining a fraternity in order to participate in the university’s annual Scare Games, all the frats rejected him except for a group of utter incels. Sully the Chad joined this frat just because he got kicked out of his old one and had nowhere else to go.
During the Scare Games, Mike’s team of incels had to utilize extremely unorthodox strategies to make it through the events. Their weird tactics were due to their inability to do what normal monsters could do easily.
In the last event of the Scare Games, in which the competitors were tasked to scare a dummy in a scare simulator, Sully rigged the simulator just to bluepill Mike into believing he was actually scary. Later on, it was revealed that Sully had lied to Mike’s face, and Mike was devastated by the massive brutality of the blackpill.
Unable to deal with reality, Mike coped once again by attempting to scare real human children. Guess what? They just laughed at him.
Years later, when Mike and Sully are working in Monsters, Inc., Sully is the top mogger in the entire company meanwhile Mike is only his assistant who pushes around carts and files paperwork.
Yet he's still coping:
Throughout the course of this film, the main character Mike Wazowski learned that he’s submonster and can’t scare no one for shit.
He got brutally mogged by everyone in his class in elementary school. No one wanted to be his buddy on the field trip. He got heightmogged so hard when the class went to the scare floor. He couldn’t see shit because all his tall classmates were blocking the way.
He got mogged by a foid on his first day of college, and she said “you gotta be kiddin’ me” to the guy sitting next to her when she saw Mike come to class.
Sully, the Chad, mogged Mike on numerous occasions and told him he didn’t belong in the scaring program.
Motivated to outmog Sully, nerdy Mike studymaxxed to the max, spending his nights reviewing his textbook and notes as everyone else was out partying. Despite his efforts, he failed the final exam because he’s utterly submonster and got kicked out of the scaring program as a result of his incompetence.
When Mike tried to statusmax by joining a fraternity in order to participate in the university’s annual Scare Games, all the frats rejected him except for a group of utter incels. Sully the Chad joined this frat just because he got kicked out of his old one and had nowhere else to go.
During the Scare Games, Mike’s team of incels had to utilize extremely unorthodox strategies to make it through the events. Their weird tactics were due to their inability to do what normal monsters could do easily.
In the last event of the Scare Games, in which the competitors were tasked to scare a dummy in a scare simulator, Sully rigged the simulator just to bluepill Mike into believing he was actually scary. Later on, it was revealed that Sully had lied to Mike’s face, and Mike was devastated by the massive brutality of the blackpill.
Unable to deal with reality, Mike coped once again by attempting to scare real human children. Guess what? They just laughed at him.
Years later, when Mike and Sully are working in Monsters, Inc., Sully is the top mogger in the entire company meanwhile Mike is only his assistant who pushes around carts and files paperwork.
Yet he's still coping:
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