What’s your tinder opening line?

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As an autist I always send some funny gif ngl :feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha:
 
hey
 
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was "waz up?" but they unmatched when i asked them out
 
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Ever got blacked ?
 
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I have over 1k matched without gold anymore, I just wait till I get messaged.

Probbaly missed out on a ton of lays by not running text game but my ego is too big
 
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Sup bro
 
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High T BBC
It works pretty well tho
If she says yes -> proceed to smash since horny coalburner
If she says no -> she probably wanna try since she swiped right
 
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ay bby want sum fuk?

yo wut time iz it?

pvt kuk, look out!
 
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Depends on what she's said
 
hi im obese
 
I always start with something funny based on their pics or bio
If they dont have anything useful then just "hey"

Im actually pretty clever with the openings, i get a response every time lol.
 
I have over 1k matched without gold anymore, I just wait till I get messaged.

Probbaly missed out on a ton of lays by not running text game but my ego is too big
Whats your psl rating before and now after surgery?
 
I always start with something funny based on their pics or bio
If they dont have anything useful then just "hey"

Im actually pretty clever with the openings, i get a response every time lol.
I say the most random shit tbh, sometimes saying absurd stuff will get them more interested. It all depends though you need to get a feel for the girl
 
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Do u have innie or outie
 
Just say 'Hey', your face should carry the rest of the conversation
 
DaddyBigPenis
 
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Never had convo on tinder. Only once on hot or not.
 
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I just say hey, hey how are you, hey whats up, etc if they have something interesting on their pics I might ask. But it doesn't matter for me. If I ask them something from their pics and they're not interested then I get like 1 response back and that's it. So I figured what's the point of even putting in effort if the ones that are interested are interested anyways and the ones that aren't aren't interested.
 
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"hey Stacy,I see you like hiking,
I just wanted to let you know that's an inel trait,

See ya"
 
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Idk, you have to get matches before you can chat.
 
Whats your psl rating before and now after surgery?

From anywhere to 4.7-5.5 pre to around 6ish maybe slightly more depending on who u ask after

But that’s just PSL objectively...there are a lot of girls who think I look perfect for them

But some that just aren’t that interested in me and it was obvious

I feel I have a good chance with most girls but I’m still short (174) and don’t wear lifts, so I’m not ideal LTR material for a lot of good looking girls. But have NEVER been called short before (obviously means nothing since we know it’s short, but still)

But for my height I compensate hard with gymcelling obsessively to the point of muscle dysmorphia and thick neck training and neck tats

I think it’s a good contrast with my high collagen face, ppl think I could pass for 17ish, but still sharp and angular due to surgeries and fillers.
 
I tell them I'd stick my cock so far up their ass that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur
 
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