Who else "handicaps" themselves in the club/bars to boost their ego?

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Sometimes I go to the club/bars and do a combination of the following to slightly nerf/handicap my looks, so when I get approached even when handicapped, my ego goes through the roof:
  • Having shit posture/bent legs/stooped over to appear 2-3 inches shorter
  • Having a deliberately bad haircut by messing my hair up
  • Wearing really baggy/wrinkled clothes to hide my mogger frame
  • Tuck my chin in slightly to hide my lower third and make it look like I have a low hyoid bone/slight doubt chin
  • Lower my upper eyelids a lot so I look like a sleepy cuck
  • Raise my eyebrows slightly so my eyebrows look high set and I no longer have piercing hunter eyes
  • Draw acne/rashes/blemishes on my skin using makeup or pens
  • Not shave for a few days so I lose my prettyboy look
  • Hunch my shoulders really close together so my frame looks average at best instead of mogger
  • Wear glasses out (I don't think this reduces your appeal if Chadlite or above) but I've done it
  • Tilt your lower jaw to the side a bit to fraud jaw asymmetry

I've done a combination of the above autistic actions a few times while out at night and I've still been approached plenty, absolute lifefuel
 
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Sometimes I go to the club/bars and do a combination of the following to slightly nerf/handicap my looks, so when I get approached even when handicapped, my ego goes through the roof:
  • Having shit posture/bent legs/stooped over to appear 2-3 inches shorter
  • Having a deliberately bad haircut by messing my hair up
  • Wearing really baggy/wrinkled clothes to hide my mogger frame
  • Tuck my chin in slightly to hide my lower third and make it look like I have a low hyoid bone/slight doubt chin
  • Lower my upper eyelids a lot so I look like a sleepy cuck
  • Raise my eyebrows slightly so my eyebrows look high set and I no longer have piercing hunter eyes
  • Draw acne/rashes/blemishes on my skin using makeup or pens
  • Not shave for a few days so I lose my prettyboy look
  • Hunch my shoulders really close together so my frame looks average at best instead of mogger
  • Wear glasses out (I don't think this reduces your appeal if Chadlite or above) but I've done it
  • Tilt your lower jaw to the side a bit to fraud jaw asymmetry

I've done a combination of the above autistic actions a few times while out at night and I've still been approached plenty, absolute lifefuel
stfu stupid slope
 
  • Having shit posture/bent legs/stooped over to appear 2-3 inches shorter
  • Having a deliberately bad haircut by messing my hair up
  • Wearing really baggy/wrinkled clothes to hide my mogger frame
  • Tuck my chin in slightly to hide my lower third and make it look like I have a low hyoid bone/slight doubt chin
  • Lower my upper eyelids a lot so I look like a sleepy cuck
  • Raise my eyebrows slightly so my eyebrows look high set and I no longer have piercing hunter eyes
  • Draw acne/rashes/blemishes on my skin using makeup or pens
  • Not shave for a few days so I lose my prettyboy look
  • Hunch my shoulders really close together so my frame looks average at best instead of mogger
  • Wear glasses out (I don't think this reduces your appeal if Chadlite or above) but I've done it
  • Tilt your lower jaw to the side a bit to fraud jaw asymmetry
this is just my baseline
 
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we should all have an annual Looksmin day and live a day as subhumans to better remind ourselves of the brutality of the Blackpill, and just to spice things up a bit.
 
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we should all have an annual Looksmin day and live a day as subhumans to better remind ourselves of the brutality of the Blackpill, and just to spice things up a bit.
actually a good idea
 
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I guess purposefully lowering yourself on the looks scale will humble you
 
Sometimes I go to the club/bars and do a combination of the following to slightly nerf/handicap my looks, so when I get approached even when handicapped, my ego goes through the roof:
  • Having shit posture/bent legs/stooped over to appear 2-3 inches shorter
  • Having a deliberately bad haircut by messing my hair up
  • Wearing really baggy/wrinkled clothes to hide my mogger frame
  • Tuck my chin in slightly to hide my lower third and make it look like I have a low hyoid bone/slight doubt chin
  • Lower my upper eyelids a lot so I look like a sleepy cuck
  • Raise my eyebrows slightly so my eyebrows look high set and I no longer have piercing hunter eyes
  • Draw acne/rashes/blemishes on my skin using makeup or pens
  • Not shave for a few days so I lose my prettyboy look
  • Hunch my shoulders really close together so my frame looks average at best instead of mogger
  • Wear glasses out (I don't think this reduces your appeal if Chadlite or above) but I've done it
  • Tilt your lower jaw to the side a bit to fraud jaw asymmetry

I've done a combination of the above autistic actions a few times while out at night and I've still been approached plenty, absolute lifefuel
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