
Golang
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It's crazy how I can tell someone's ethnicity just by looking only their cheeks.
Ethnics have such bloated faces even when they're relatively low bf while a white guy who has the same bf % would look less bloated facially. So I've come up with different theories (most likely facts) to the reasons why:
1. Ethnics have narrow peanut skulls: Having a small narrow skull will make the soft tissue and fat on your face to be "compressed" to a smaller area which will make you bloated, as opposed to white's skull which are bigger and wider which streches the soft tissue and distributes the facial fat properly through out your face.
2. Ethnics have shit fat distribution: All of the fat of an ethnic goes to their face, specifically in their submental area and the malar area, but no fat in their undereyes and browridge which makes them look like melted bugcels at young age, while white have more normal fat distribution.
3. Ethnics have insane amounts of buccal fat: For the retarded ethnics who probably won't understand, buccal fat CANNOT go away with diet or exercise, that shit stays until your genes decided to, it's amount also depends on genetics (and jfl if you depend on genetics as an ethnic). I've seen a lot of ethnics who were low bf at the gym, yet they look baby face due to insane amounts of buccal fat. Also, most old ethnics have melted cheeks since the buccal fat sags your face as the collagen goes away. This is the reason why ethnics look like melted cheese when they are old compared to whites.
4. Fat and diet: obviously. Ethnics have shit body genetics (hard to gain muscle) and can easly get fat (Giga-endomorphs) and they also eat like pigs (that they are)
Ethnics remind of bulldogs, genetically filth inbred with peanut receded skull with a lot of fat in their faces, everyone hates them, and their temperament reminds me of ethnics as well.
While whites reminds me of golden retrievers, good forward growth and skull size, perfect fat and soft tissue distribution, good looking, and everyone loves them
Extra:
As a personal anecdote, a few months before GOOK19 I saw a white guy on the bus who was literally +25% bf and his face looked relatively lean, he didn't have a lot of submental fat which would've gave him the double chin look, while I was at around 18% yet my face looked 2x more bloated than him and it looked like my submental and neck were fused together.
I was mirin him the entire ride, and I think he noticed it but I didn't care because he had insane Chad potential, looked like a fat version fo Chris Hensworth.
Ethnics have such bloated faces even when they're relatively low bf while a white guy who has the same bf % would look less bloated facially. So I've come up with different theories (most likely facts) to the reasons why:
1. Ethnics have narrow peanut skulls: Having a small narrow skull will make the soft tissue and fat on your face to be "compressed" to a smaller area which will make you bloated, as opposed to white's skull which are bigger and wider which streches the soft tissue and distributes the facial fat properly through out your face.
2. Ethnics have shit fat distribution: All of the fat of an ethnic goes to their face, specifically in their submental area and the malar area, but no fat in their undereyes and browridge which makes them look like melted bugcels at young age, while white have more normal fat distribution.
3. Ethnics have insane amounts of buccal fat: For the retarded ethnics who probably won't understand, buccal fat CANNOT go away with diet or exercise, that shit stays until your genes decided to, it's amount also depends on genetics (and jfl if you depend on genetics as an ethnic). I've seen a lot of ethnics who were low bf at the gym, yet they look baby face due to insane amounts of buccal fat. Also, most old ethnics have melted cheeks since the buccal fat sags your face as the collagen goes away. This is the reason why ethnics look like melted cheese when they are old compared to whites.
4. Fat and diet: obviously. Ethnics have shit body genetics (hard to gain muscle) and can easly get fat (Giga-endomorphs) and they also eat like pigs (that they are)
Ethnics remind of bulldogs, genetically filth inbred with peanut receded skull with a lot of fat in their faces, everyone hates them, and their temperament reminds me of ethnics as well.

While whites reminds me of golden retrievers, good forward growth and skull size, perfect fat and soft tissue distribution, good looking, and everyone loves them

Extra:
As a personal anecdote, a few months before GOOK19 I saw a white guy on the bus who was literally +25% bf and his face looked relatively lean, he didn't have a lot of submental fat which would've gave him the double chin look, while I was at around 18% yet my face looked 2x more bloated than him and it looked like my submental and neck were fused together.
I was mirin him the entire ride, and I think he noticed it but I didn't care because he had insane Chad potential, looked like a fat version fo Chris Hensworth.