Why Ethnics are so facially bloated (other than being fat)

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It's crazy how I can tell someone's ethnicity just by looking only their cheeks.

Ethnics have such bloated faces even when they're relatively low bf while a white guy who has the same bf % would look less bloated facially. So I've come up with different theories (most likely facts) to the reasons why:

1. Ethnics have narrow peanut skulls: Having a small narrow skull will make the soft tissue and fat on your face to be "compressed" to a smaller area which will make you bloated, as opposed to white's skull which are bigger and wider which streches the soft tissue and distributes the facial fat properly through out your face.

2. Ethnics have shit fat distribution: All of the fat of an ethnic goes to their face, specifically in their submental area and the malar area, but no fat in their undereyes and browridge which makes them look like melted bugcels at young age, while white have more normal fat distribution.

3. Ethnics have insane amounts of buccal fat: For the retarded ethnics who probably won't understand, buccal fat CANNOT go away with diet or exercise, that shit stays until your genes decided to, it's amount also depends on genetics (and jfl if you depend on genetics as an ethnic). I've seen a lot of ethnics who were low bf at the gym, yet they look baby face due to insane amounts of buccal fat. Also, most old ethnics have melted cheeks since the buccal fat sags your face as the collagen goes away. This is the reason why ethnics look like melted cheese when they are old compared to whites.

4. Fat and diet: obviously. Ethnics have shit body genetics (hard to gain muscle) and can easly get fat (Giga-endomorphs) and they also eat like pigs (that they are)

Ethnics remind of bulldogs, genetically filth inbred with peanut receded skull with a lot of fat in their faces, everyone hates them, and their temperament reminds me of ethnics as well.
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While whites reminds me of golden retrievers, good forward growth and skull size, perfect fat and soft tissue distribution, good looking, and everyone loves them
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As a personal anecdote, a few months before GOOK19 I saw a white guy on the bus who was literally +25% bf and his face looked relatively lean, he didn't have a lot of submental fat which would've gave him the double chin look, while I was at around 18% yet my face looked 2x more bloated than him and it looked like my submental and neck were fused together.

I was mirin him the entire ride, and I think he noticed it but I didn't care because he had insane Chad potential, looked like a fat version fo Chris Hensworth.
 
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BE WHITE OR ROPE
 
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Ethnics are at the bottom of the barrel when it comes to anything to do with physical attractiveness, no need to delve into details.
 
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Ethnics are at the bottom of the barrel when it comes to anything to do with physical attractiveness, no need to delve into details.
Not even their women like them. I seriously don't know how the ethnics here cope, don't they go outside and see how their own women despise them?
 
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Almost every lean bodied korean girl has bloated ass face.
And i get fooled by white bitches a lot cuz they have such lean faces compared to their bodies.
 
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arent you ethnic aswell do you have a humiliation fetish making threads like this rofl.
 
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Because they're fat. Most men are fat/skinnyfat and bloated including whites

I don't know about everyother race but I know Indians have a harder time putting on muscle and have bad fat distribution
 
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I'm thankful everyday that I wasn't born as a peanut skulled, recessed and bloated ethnic.
 
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I thought lowset big Zygos are the cause. I am ethnic and Ion have even 1 of this shit you said.
 
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Because they're fat. Most men are fat/skinnyfat and bloated including whites

I don't know about everyother race but I know Indians have a harder time putting on muscle and have bad fat distribution
Indian bodybuilding genetics are some of the worst I've ever seen

twig and framecel, with a fat stomach
 
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I thought lowset big Zygos are the cause. I am ethnic and Ion have even 1 of this shit you said.
That too, which is the reason why Asians are always bloated. Most ethnics have very low set of zygos, specially the women
 
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Then why does @Salludon have hollow cheeks and why does @Mirin2234 have relatively hollow cheeks while being over 15% bodyfat?
 
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That too, which is the reason why Asians are always bloated. Most ethnics have very low set of zygos, specially the women
Iom know brow mosts ethnics I know doesnt look how you described them at all jfl
 
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Because they're fat. Most men are fat/skinnyfat and bloated including whites

I don't know about everyother race but I know Indians have a harder time putting on muscle and have bad fat distribution
The thing is that if you compare a white and ethnic with similar bf %, the white will look facially leaner 90% of the times
 
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Then why does @Salludon have hollow cheeks and why does @Mirin2234 have relatively hollow cheeks while being over 15% bodyfat?
Mirin is a bloat lord with a baby face.

Salludon without his 50mL of fillers look like a bloat lord as well. He had to inject so much filler to compensate for the missing bones to strech his face out.
 
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Indian bodybuilding genetics are some of the worst I've ever seen

twig and framecel, with a fat stomach
Yeah. Most of them end up skinny fat but 2x worse which is the worst place to be in terms of aesthetics.

Look skinny, have fat face, when you take off shirt look disgusting.
Other than the frame it's fixable through diet
 
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The thing is that if you compare a white and ethnic with similar bf %, the white will look facially leaner 90% of the times
jfl. everyone has different genetics and bones so what you're saying is retarded. Everyone will look lean in the face unless you're boneless

i don't know where the fuck you live but the whites in Florida are equally as fat and subhuman as the ethnics
 
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this coper is back again

@Mohamad @sytyl @TheCopefulCurry his humiliation fetish knows no bounds
 
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Curries fat distribution is the worst on the planet
 
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this coper is back again

@Mohamad @sytyl @TheCopefulCurry his humiliation fetish knows no bounds
bruh op needs to chill lmao
all the things he listed are found in most races anyways
these are not genetics, most people here have very good bones
 
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Over for my narrow peanut skull with 0 bones
 
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I thought lowset big Zygos are the cause. I am ethnic and Ion have even 1 of this shit you said.
you are like 20% ethnic you subhuman brainlet
 
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HAHAHA JUST SAW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE NO WONDER YOU MAKE THREADS LIKE THIS YOU INDEED ARE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DESCRIBED
 
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Over for my narrow peanut skull with 0 bones
Didn't your gran-grandma got raped by a French guy and the reason why your grandad is robust as fuck and faired skin?
 
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Didn't your gran-grandma got raped by a French guy and the reason why your grandad is robust as fuck?
Being literally 12.5% white or less doesn’t result in bones like mine that mog most white peoples
My South Indian side in general is giga robust
 
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Being literally 12.5% white or less doesn’t result in bones like mine that mog most white peoples
My South Indian side in general is giga robust
Your parents are subhuman.
Genetic recombination at its finest
 
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It's crazy how I can tell someone's ethnicity just by looking only their cheeks.

Ethnics have such bloated faces even when they're relatively low bf while a white guy who has the same bf % would look less bloated facially. So I've come up with different theories (most likely facts) to the reasons why:

1. Ethnics have narrow peanut skulls: Having a small narrow skull will make the soft tissue and fat on your face to be "compressed" to a smaller area which will make you bloated, as opposed to white's skull which are bigger and wider which streches the soft tissue and distributes the facial fat properly through out your face.

2. Ethnics have shit fat distribution: All of the fat of an ethnic goes to their face, specifically in their submental area and the malar area, but no fat in their undereyes and browridge which makes them look like melted bugcels at young age, while white have more normal fat distribution.

3. Ethnics have insane amounts of buccal fat: For the retarded ethnics who probably won't understand, buccal fat CANNOT go away with diet or exercise, that shit stays until your genes decided to, it's amount also depends on genetics (and jfl if you depend on genetics as an ethnic). I've seen a lot of ethnics who were low bf at the gym, yet they look baby face due to insane amounts of buccal fat. Also, most old ethnics have melted cheeks since the buccal fat sags your face as the collagen goes away. This is the reason why ethnics look like melted cheese when they are old compared to whites.

4. Fat and diet: obviously. Ethnics have shit body genetics (hard to gain muscle) and can easly get fat (Giga-endomorphs) and they also eat like pigs (that they are)

Ethnics remind of bulldogs, genetically filth inbred with peanut receded skull with a lot of fat in their faces, everyone hates them, and their temperament reminds me of ethnics as well.
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While whites reminds me of golden retrievers, good forward growth and skull size, perfect fat and soft tissue distribution, good looking, and everyone loves them
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Extra:

As a personal anecdote, a few months before GOOK19 I saw a white guy on the bus who was literally +25% bf and his face looked relatively lean, he didn't have a lot of submental fat which would've gave him the double chin look, while I was at around 18% yet my face looked 2x more bloated than him and it looked like my submental and neck were fused together.

I was mirin him the entire ride, and I think he noticed it but I didn't care because he had insane Chad potential, looked like a fat version fo Chris Hensworth.
Many ethnics have more bone mass in their cheek bones which makes it look more rounded and less angular. I don't think the fat distribution is that different between whites & ethnics
 
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Your parents are subhuman.
Genetic recombination at its finest
In reality my mum can get away with being somewhat recessed because she’s female
She also tall and fair
If my dad wasn’t gymceld and had a good frame + body in his youth he would be posting here tbh
 
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In reality my mum can get away with being somewhat recessed because she’s female
She also tall and fair
If my dad wasn’t gymceld and had a good frame + body in his youth he would be posting here tbh
You had like 1% chance to develop this bone structure so i guess god doesnt hate you that much jfl
 
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Many ethnics have more bone mass in their cheek bones which makes it look more rounded and less angular. I don't think the fat distribution is that different between whites & ethnics
Low set cheekbones do indeed give bloated look, I should've mentioned that, but trust me that ethnics have one of the worst fat distributions ever.
 
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Low set cheekbones do indeed give bloated look, I should've mentioned that, but trust me that ethnics have one of the worst fat distributions ever.
Ngl I agree with that
Indians store fat in their bellies really quick studies also show this too, it’s likely a ln adaptation for famine
 
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Im at my construction job. Too busy to be arguing with @Golang who admitted to jacking of to humiliation porn
 
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blacks are more sodium sensitive
 
jfl. everyone has different genetics and bones so what you're saying is retarded. Everyone will look lean in the face unless you're boneless

i don't know where the fuck you live but the whites in Florida are equally as fat and subhuman as the ethnics
i love ayo teo dancing :love:
 
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Im at my construction job. Too busy to be arguing with @Golang who admitted to jacking of to humiliation porn
I cant imagine anything more low class than working a trade job
 
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Did you really just hurdle all ethnic together as if they all have the same physical feature/traits? You do know there’s lots of ethnics with caucasoid skulls and features like white people, right?
 
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Ethnics eat so bad
that's why they're bloated
 
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any fix to this?
especially if you have round big zygos?
 
This is the dumbest shit

You guys read one fucking study and think you know everything about race and genetics and how it shows on people.

your not even taking into account Caucasian bone types in other races nor genetic recombination or the most simple answer not everyone has the same genetics or looks alike.

are you really not gonna mention the tons of boneless Nerdics or Irish?

good bone mass Or fwhr is not a race specific thing.
 
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high sodium diet
 
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It's crazy how I can tell someone's ethnicity just by looking only their cheeks.

Ethnics have such bloated faces even when they're relatively low bf while a white guy who has the same bf % would look less bloated facially. So I've come up with different theories (most likely facts) to the reasons why:

1. Ethnics have narrow peanut skulls: Having a small narrow skull will make the soft tissue and fat on your face to be "compressed" to a smaller area which will make you bloated, as opposed to white's skull which are bigger and wider which streches the soft tissue and distributes the facial fat properly through out your face.

2. Ethnics have shit fat distribution: All of the fat of an ethnic goes to their face, specifically in their submental area and the malar area, but no fat in their undereyes and browridge which makes them look like melted bugcels at young age, while white have more normal fat distribution.

3. Ethnics have insane amounts of buccal fat: For the retarded ethnics who probably won't understand, buccal fat CANNOT go away with diet or exercise, that shit stays until your genes decided to, it's amount also depends on genetics (and jfl if you depend on genetics as an ethnic). I've seen a lot of ethnics who were low bf at the gym, yet they look baby face due to insane amounts of buccal fat. Also, most old ethnics have melted cheeks since the buccal fat sags your face as the collagen goes away. This is the reason why ethnics look like melted cheese when they are old compared to whites.

4. Fat and diet: obviously. Ethnics have shit body genetics (hard to gain muscle) and can easly get fat (Giga-endomorphs) and they also eat like pigs (that they are)

Ethnics remind of bulldogs, genetically filth inbred with peanut receded skull with a lot of fat in their faces, everyone hates them, and their temperament reminds me of ethnics as well.
View attachment 694589

While whites reminds me of golden retrievers, good forward growth and skull size, perfect fat and soft tissue distribution, good looking, and everyone loves them
View attachment 694591

Extra:

As a personal anecdote, a few months before GOOK19 I saw a white guy on the bus who was literally +25% bf and his face looked relatively lean, he didn't have a lot of submental fat which would've gave him the double chin look, while I was at around 18% yet my face looked 2x more bloated than him and it looked like my submental and neck were fused together.

I was mirin him the entire ride, and I think he noticed it but I didn't care because he had insane Chad potential, looked like a fat version fo Chris Hensworth.

True but what if someone has a wide skull and still got fat face?
 

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