FiveFourManlet
Too short to do anything
- Joined
- Oct 26, 2018
- Posts
- 391
- Reputation
- 320
my dick, I believe in the ‘non-dong’ showering art.
I’ve spoken to many about this practice for a long time, and they seem to agree with what I say, even going as far as saying they would try it out.
This is an art that has taken me years to perfect, it is something I cherish and that is something I am surprisingly proud of.
The non dong in the most simplest definition is the refusal to wash your penis when you shower, as it is never used...
Seems fair right? Girls don’t want it, so I will not wash it.
But it is difficult, come to your surprise.
There are many ways to carry out this ‘way of life’, (it’s more than a refusal to me).
I’ve tried and tested many methods but the best method I have come up with is the chettos bag over penis method.
It’s simple, buy Cheetos (make sure it is the cheese flavour), eat them all, wash out bag in sink, cover penis with it, proceed to wash every single inch of your body except the Cheetos bag covering your penis.
To this day I have not washed my penis for 7 months counting.
This is a way of life...
How is this looksmaxxing?:
Simple. Its creating more natural cheese for your penis from not washing it, effectively being able to sell this cheese to Romanian Gypsies for good amounts of money. Giving you more money to spend on your surgeries.
Conclusion:
One month the cheese was building up in some excess quantity, only people with a crystal ball would be able to predict.
Anyways, I had to go to the doctor and the doctor examined me.
He told me that he found the inner diameter of my penis had somehow ended up developing 2 new plagues being able to kill 300 cows within a blink of an eye.
I said "Thank you very much", shook his hand and walked all the way home.
I’ve spoken to many about this practice for a long time, and they seem to agree with what I say, even going as far as saying they would try it out.
This is an art that has taken me years to perfect, it is something I cherish and that is something I am surprisingly proud of.
The non dong in the most simplest definition is the refusal to wash your penis when you shower, as it is never used...
Seems fair right? Girls don’t want it, so I will not wash it.
But it is difficult, come to your surprise.
There are many ways to carry out this ‘way of life’, (it’s more than a refusal to me).
I’ve tried and tested many methods but the best method I have come up with is the chettos bag over penis method.
It’s simple, buy Cheetos (make sure it is the cheese flavour), eat them all, wash out bag in sink, cover penis with it, proceed to wash every single inch of your body except the Cheetos bag covering your penis.
To this day I have not washed my penis for 7 months counting.
This is a way of life...
How is this looksmaxxing?:
Simple. Its creating more natural cheese for your penis from not washing it, effectively being able to sell this cheese to Romanian Gypsies for good amounts of money. Giving you more money to spend on your surgeries.
Conclusion:
One month the cheese was building up in some excess quantity, only people with a crystal ball would be able to predict.
Anyways, I had to go to the doctor and the doctor examined me.
He told me that he found the inner diameter of my penis had somehow ended up developing 2 new plagues being able to kill 300 cows within a blink of an eye.
I said "Thank you very much", shook his hand and walked all the way home.