Why I stopped showering...

FiveFourManlet

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my dick, I believe in the ‘non-dong’ showering art.

I’ve spoken to many about this practice for a long time, and they seem to agree with what I say, even going as far as saying they would try it out.

This is an art that has taken me years to perfect, it is something I cherish and that is something I am surprisingly proud of.

The non dong in the most simplest definition is the refusal to wash your penis when you shower, as it is never used...

Seems fair right? Girls don’t want it, so I will not wash it.

But it is difficult, come to your surprise.

There are many ways to carry out this ‘way of life’, (it’s more than a refusal to me).

I’ve tried and tested many methods but the best method I have come up with is the chettos bag over penis method.

It’s simple, buy Cheetos (make sure it is the cheese flavour), eat them all, wash out bag in sink, cover penis with it, proceed to wash every single inch of your body except the Cheetos bag covering your penis.


To this day I have not washed my penis for 7 months counting.

This is a way of life...


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How is this looksmaxxing?:

Simple. Its creating more natural cheese for your penis from not washing it, effectively being able to sell this cheese to Romanian Gypsies for good amounts of money. Giving you more money to spend on your surgeries.


Conclusion:

One month the cheese was building up in some excess quantity, only people with a crystal ball would be able to predict.

Anyways, I had to go to the doctor and the doctor examined me.

He told me that he found the inner diameter of my penis had somehow ended up developing 2 new plagues being able to kill 300 cows within a blink of an eye.

I said "Thank you very much", shook his hand and walked all the way home.
 
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My brother please forgive me.

If only good came out of that thread is I made those snakes show themselves for what they really were.

They are biggest scum, to call themselves incel then mock other incel the way they did.

They led me along too, BSed me about how friendly we were, yet those same people didn't stick up for me when I was unjustly ousted.

You don't know the extent of what they did to me.

They acted like they were my best friends then turn their back as if I never existed.

Not a single one of them said this isn't right.

And the reason is because they know what I will do in Japan.

And they will remain incel, and that ate them inside.

So they got rid of me to not be reminded of that.

SighSad


I feel even worse because I remember your incels.me version of this thread.

I never thought it would come to this for either of us.

I would recommend you go to SEA one day like me and let an Asian woman make your pain go away, even if you have to pay to indulge in her.
 
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The way of the Cheetos can't be walked by even the most skilled samurai.
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My brother please forgive me.

If only good came out of that thread is I made those snakes show themselves for what they really were.

They are biggest scum, to call themselves incel then mock other incel the way they did.

They led me along too, BSed me about how friendly we were, yet those same people didn't stick up for me when I was unjustly ousted.

You don't know the extent of what they did to me.

They acted like they were my best friends then turn their back as if I never existed.

Not a single one of them said this isn't right.

And the reason is because they know what I will do in Japan.

And they will remain incel, and that ate them inside.

So they got rid of me to not be reminded of that.

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I feel even worse because I remember your incels.me version of this thread.

I never thought it would come to this for either of us.

I would recommend you go to SEA one day like me and let an Asian woman make your pain go away, even if you have to pay to indulge in her.
How do you type so fast?
 
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The way of the Cheetos can't be walked by even the most skilled samurai.

How do you type so fast?

Happy7


Well I am Asian computer geek...

Also as kid I learn to type by playing RuneScape.

Text only game, so only way to communicate was through typing fast.

@Ritalincel probably learn how to type same way.
 
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My brother please forgive me.

If only good came out of that thread is I made those snakes show themselves for what they really were.

They are biggest scum, to call themselves incel then mock other incel the way they did.

They led me along too, BSed me about how friendly we were, yet those same people didn't stick up for me when I was unjustly ousted.

You don't know the extent of what they did to me.

They acted like they were my best friends then turn their back as if I never existed.

Not a single one of them said this isn't right.

And the reason is because they know what I will do in Japan.

And they will remain incel, and that ate them inside.

So they got rid of me to not be reminded of that.

View attachment 5329

I feel even worse because I remember your incels.me version of this thread.

I never thought it would come to this for either of us.

I would recommend you go to SEA one day like me and let an Asian woman make your pain go away, even if you have to pay to indulge in her.
5cb682e6299be58d3671e734df8a10fd Forgiveness granted.

Ignorance is bliss, forgiveness is difficult.

Do you wish to join this movement?
 
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I have no idea what is going on in this forum anymore...
Where is the looksmax in looksmax.org?
 
View attachment 5332 Forgiveness granted.

Ignorance is bliss, forgiveness is difficult.

Do you wish to join this movement?

Happy9


I wish I could.

But as Japanese most hygienic people, I would be amiss to join.

Though I admire you in your noble endeavor and wish you from your cheese proceeds you are able to have good time in Pattaya, Thailand.

Which I would believe to be wiser investment than any surgery.
 
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I wish I could.

But as Japanese most hygienic people, I would be amiss to join.

Though I admire you in your noble endeavor and wish you from your cheese proceeds you are able to have good time in Pattaya, Thailand.

Which I would believe to be wiser investment than any surgery.
Sad to hear, you must read my signature,
 
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- Un-altered Penis, just like your un-altered virgin wife waiting for you in SEA :yes:

LaughGIF


Problem with westerners is they cannot tell trannies apart from girls.

As Asian I know the subtle differences so never tricked by a trap.
 
cus you're a filthy little cunt
 
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I have no idea what is going on in this forum anymore...
Where is the looksmax in looksmax.org?
You joined too late in the life cycle. I got a shit load of info from the big users on lookism and brought that here. I'm not gonna keep repeating it go look for it
 
IT will think this is legit.
 
Imagine the smell
 
How is this looksmaxxing?:

Simple. Its creating more natural cheese for your penis from not washing it, effectively being able to sell this cheese to Romanian Gypsies for good amounts of money. Giving you more money to spend on your surgeries.

Extremely high iq thread
 
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