Why is the bible written like a shitty isekai?

[DarkTriadBeliever]

Jesus aka the mc, is born and is automatically OP

Nigga was born able to "turn water into wine " "walk on water"

All these bible stories like moses "splitting the sea" reminds me of self insert Isekai mc abilities


and to make it worse, they changed his race in the paintings, Because no one would follow a brown religion lets be real

@Ascending2Tyrone @LiL 369 @Rainman988 @hopecel

 

[mohito]

I think it's the other way around since bible predates manga by two millennia

 

[DarkTriadBeliever]

I think it's the other way around

Of course the bible came first, But when these stories copy what's known as "reality" it seems less real

 

[Ascending2Tyrone]

chill on my goat

 

[888mastermind]

The day i got reincarnated as the son of god

 

[ngannou]

God does whatever he wants

 

[mohito]

Of course the bible came first, But when these stories copy what's known as "reality" it seems less real

Religious chronicles exist to test one’s faith in the divine. Realism was never a concern to the ancient men

 

[DarkTriadBeliever]

chill on my goat

I try to chill, but if someone did crazy shit like turning water into wine nowadays

Mfs would say "A.I generated" and "those powers came from the devil"

 

[Jagged0]

Jesus aka the mc, is born and is automatically OP

Nigga was born able to "turn water into wine " "walk on water"

All these bible stories like moses "splitting the sea" reminds me of self insert Isekai mc abilities


and to make it worse, they changed his race in the paintings, Because no one would follow a brown religion lets be real

@Ascending2Tyrone @LiL 369 @Rainman988 @hopecel

The Bible is gay power fanfic written by ancient nerds

 

[iblamexyz]

Jesus aka the mc, is born and is automatically OP

Nigga was born able to "turn water into wine " "walk on water"

All these bible stories like moses "splitting the sea" reminds me of self insert Isekai mc abilities


and to make it worse, they changed his race in the paintings, Because no one would follow a brown religion lets be real

@Ascending2Tyrone @LiL 369 @Rainman988 @hopecel

are you making fun of the bible nigga

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[DarkTriadBeliever]

The Bible is gay power fanfic written by ancient nerds

They do say rumors get misintepreted, so I'd expect this to not be any different, especially in ancient times