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@Xangsane the typa nigga to do mog battles with his patients
@Xangsane the typa nigga to moan and shake like a girl during sex
@Xangsane the typa nigga to create morphs of his patients
@Xangsane the typa nigga to guess the pheno of his patients
@Xangsane the typa nigga to ask his patients what ethnicity gonzalo is
@Xangsane the typa nigga to be scared to hug a girl in case they get attached from oxytocin release
@Xangsane the typa nigga to refuse to play call of duty because if he wins he might annoy people and cause suffering
@Xangsane the typa nigga to never play any shooter games because it involves killing people
@Xangsane the typa nigga to write poems for a girl
@Xangsane the typa nigga to try to guess the pheno of fortnite skins

Create your own!
 
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FailedNormieManlet said:
@Xangsane the typa nigga to do mog battles with his patients
@Xangsane the typa nigga to moan and shake like a girl during sex
@Xangsane the typa nigga to create morphs of his patients
@Xangsane the typa nigga to guess the pheno of his patients
@Xangsane the typa nigga to ask his patients what ethnicity gonzalo is
@Xangsane the typa nigga to be scared to hug a girl in case they get attached from oxytocin release
@Xangsane the typa nigga to refuse to play call of duty because if he wins he might annoy people and cause suffering
@Xangsane the typa nigga to never play any shooter games because it involves killing people
@Xangsane the typa nigga to write poems for a girl
@Xangsane the typa nigga to try to guess the pheno of fortnite skins

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To be fair, I have played some shooter games and I loved them.
 
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@Xangsane the type of Chadlite that LTRs Beckies and ruins it for the average man :lul:
 
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LMSMaxxer said:
@Xangsane the type of Chadlite that LTRs Beckies and ruins it for the average man :lul:
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He is probably the most light triad person I know, there's a few other religiouscels I know like him, but none as light triad as xangsane.
 
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you're broke as fuck nigga kill yourself
 
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Mogpogs said:
Just jk bro we’ve all shed a tear or two in bed.
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I wonder who on this board is more sensitive than me when it comes to touch
I just am wondering if it's just me that feels like that
 
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i asked him to rate the bitch i'm sexting but he ghosted me
 
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Xangsane said:
I wonder who on this board is more sensitive than me when it comes to touch
I just am wondering if it's just me that feels like that
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i can't be touched
i become like a crazy bull
 
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Xangsane said:
I wonder who on this board is more sensitive than me when it comes to touch
I just am wondering if it's just me that feels like that
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Idk my nipples are quite sensitive and also the tip of my penis and my feelings.
 
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Mogpogs said:
Idk my nipples are quite sensitive and also the tip of my penis and my feelings.
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Are you cut or uncut?
I'm cut, but still feel sensitive throughout.
 
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Xangsane said:
Are you cut or uncut?
I'm cut, but still feel sensitive throughout.
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I’m uncut. Usually cut guys feel lessYoure probably sensitive cause your brain is more into it.

Oh i forgot to mention my balls are extremely sensitive, to the point where I cant have them sucked or handled under any circumstances
 
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Xangsane said:
Are you cut or uncut?
I'm cut, but still feel sensitive throughout.
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There's different degrees to how much you can be circumcised. I for example still have a bit of foreskin left
 
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Mogpogs said:
I’m uncut. Usually cut guys feel lessYoure probably sensitive cause your brain is more into it.

Oh i forgot to mention my balls are extremely sensitive, to the point where I cant have them sucked or handled under any circumstances
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To be fair, I fantasize a lot during masturbation, and think about pleasant, beautiful things, and when I had sex with my ex gf, I was so into her - I allowed her to touch other parts of my body which gave me electrifying tingles everywhere.

I'm assuming you're not a Jew, Muslim, African or American.
 
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FailedNormieManlet said:
He is probably the most light triad person I know, there's a few other religiouscels I know like him, but none as light triad as xangsane.
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bebe is lighttriad probably lightriad mogs him to death

ive tested bebe so many times

the only person to make him crack was goron black :feelskek::feelskek:
 
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FailedNormieManlet said:
There's different degrees to how much you can be circumcised. I for example still have a bit of foreskin left
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Mine's cut pretty high. I'm assuming yours was done "low"?
 
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(no homo) @Xangsane
 
He is different to say the least. Probably praying somewhere as we speak
 
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mfs calculsting the distance and angle where his foreskin was cut with other memebrts but wont post a pic
 
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this is scientific
 
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dfucclife said:
mfs calculsting the distance and angle where his foreskin was cut with other memebrts but wont post a pic
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New PSL theory
Penis PSL
 
xangsane the type of dude to say thank you when his girlfriend says I love you
 
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@Xangsane the typa n**** to spend more time on dating apps talking to dudes than chicks
@Xangsane the typa n**** to spit on a HQP foid
 
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Xangsane said:
Like say if looksmax were a movie, and everyone on this forum were actors in it. What character would I play?
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Probably some subdominate character like Jonah hill
 
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Sigmamale said:
@Xangsane the typa n**** to spend more time on dating apps talking to dudes than chicks
@Xangsane the typa n**** to spit on a HQP foid
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To be fair, I got a female friend to help me talk to dudes in my foidfish experiments (she told me what to say), but that assistance wasn't needed during my chadfish experiments.
 
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Xangsane said:
Why? :feelswhy:
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You seem sub. Oh f course you don’t look like him I was going off how you act. Justin Bieber face with Jona Hill personality
 
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poopmaster22 said:
You seem sub. Oh f course you don’t look like him I was going off how you act. Justin Bieber face with Jona Hill personality
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What sort of girl would I end up with?
 
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You seem sub. Oh f course you don’t look like him I was going off how you act. Justin Bieber face with Jona Hill personality
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what about me
 
Xangsane's this type of nigga who asks speds why they retarded
 
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Xangsane said:
What sort of girl would I end up with?
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Probably a stacylite who will come from a rich family and whip your sub ass around like a puppet
 
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