astatin
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Sooo to make it fair, i'm going to start!
the most embarassing story of my life!
It was a simple tuesday and i just went to buy my morning coffee
Usually i just buy it and go do my shit, but this time was different, i saw a really pretty girl sitting in the corner with headphones on just doing homework or whatever and drinking her coffee
With all my confidence I walked over.
"Hey."
She looked up.
"Hi?"
I leaned against the table like I was in a movie.
"You're pretty."
"Uh, thank you."
I nodded. "I know."
She took one headphone out.
"Sorry?"
"I said I know." (Women usually don't know how to react when a guy is honest.)
She stared at me.
I could tell she was nervous.
Probably never had a man this confident approach her.
"Are you waiting for someone?" I asked.
"My boyfriend."
I laughed.
"That's crazy. You don't look like you have a boyfriend."
She blinked. "Okay..."
I pulled out my phone.
"What's your Instagram?"
"No, thank you."
I froze.
No, thank you?
Not even a "maybe"?
I smiled because I knew she was testing me.
"You're one of those girls who likes attention but acts like she doesn't."
She put her headphone back in.
I tapped the table.
"Wait. I'm not done."
She looked at me again.
"Can you please leave me alone?"
At this point, I knew she was emotionally overwhelmed.
I stood up.
"Fine. Enjoy your life, you're probably a bitch anyway."
I walked away at a normal speed, then sped up because I could feel her watching me.
I made it to the bathroom.
Looked in the mirror.
"She fumbled."
I said it out loud.
A guy washing his hands looked at me.
"Bro, are you okay?"
I pointed at him.
"Don't start."
Then I realized I had a huge ketchup stain on my shirt the whole time.
I went back to the table to fix the situation.
She was gone.
Her coffee was still there tho
I sat down.
Took one sip.
It was cold.
I whispered:
"She couldn't handle the khhv manlet trucel aura."
That's the end
@Thodian @tansel
Idk who to tag i dont have a circlejerk
the most embarassing story of my life!
It was a simple tuesday and i just went to buy my morning coffee
Usually i just buy it and go do my shit, but this time was different, i saw a really pretty girl sitting in the corner with headphones on just doing homework or whatever and drinking her coffee
With all my confidence I walked over.
"Hey."
She looked up.
"Hi?"
I leaned against the table like I was in a movie.
"You're pretty."
"Uh, thank you."
I nodded. "I know."
She took one headphone out.
"Sorry?"
"I said I know." (Women usually don't know how to react when a guy is honest.)
She stared at me.
I could tell she was nervous.
Probably never had a man this confident approach her.
"Are you waiting for someone?" I asked.
"My boyfriend."
I laughed.
"That's crazy. You don't look like you have a boyfriend."
She blinked. "Okay..."
I pulled out my phone.
"What's your Instagram?"
"No, thank you."
I froze.
No, thank you?
Not even a "maybe"?
I smiled because I knew she was testing me.
"You're one of those girls who likes attention but acts like she doesn't."
She put her headphone back in.
I tapped the table.
"Wait. I'm not done."
She looked at me again.
"Can you please leave me alone?"
At this point, I knew she was emotionally overwhelmed.
I stood up.
"Fine. Enjoy your life, you're probably a bitch anyway."
I walked away at a normal speed, then sped up because I could feel her watching me.
I made it to the bathroom.
Looked in the mirror.
"She fumbled."
I said it out loud.
A guy washing his hands looked at me.
"Bro, are you okay?"
I pointed at him.
"Don't start."
Then I realized I had a huge ketchup stain on my shirt the whole time.
I went back to the table to fix the situation.
She was gone.
Her coffee was still there tho
I sat down.
Took one sip.
It was cold.
I whispered:
"She couldn't handle the khhv manlet trucel aura."
That's the end
@Thodian @tansel
Idk who to tag i dont have a circlejerk
yeah sounds like a bad experience
