2 virgins less in the world.

[DutchPrettyBoy]

What happened to @Goblin

didn't really had something with him. don't hate him though.

 

[Deleted member 39]

Anyone over 18 on this forum who is still a virgin should escortmaxx, you aren't a 12th Century Christian girl who needs an intact hymen to secure a provider - your first time doesn't matter, just do it bruh

Yes, I want to go to an escort soon. Too bad there are really no escorts that looks like a girl next door. This tryhard sexiness turns me off

 

[Lintyeel771]

nice man gg's, dm me if you ever wanna chat

Bragging subhuman dog
I will find you and slit youe fucking throat
You piece of shit after that I gonna shit on your head to further damage your subhuman brain


With this bragging thread you reserved a new place pretty far up on my ER LIST

glow harder lol

 

[GigaMogger]

Bragging subhuman dog
I will find you and slit youe fucking throat
You piece of shit after that I gonna shit on your head to further damage your subhuman brain


With this bragging thread you reserved a new place pretty far up on my ER LIST

Your oneitis is sucking my dick rn ngl brah

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

nice man gg's, dm me if you ever wanna chat

glow harder lol

thanks bro!

 

[Deleted member 5143]

Anyone over 18 on this forum who is still a virgin should escortmaxx, you aren't a 12th Century Christian girl who needs an intact hymen to secure a provider - your first time doesn't matter, just do it bruh

Us muslims will wait til marriage lol

 

[Deleted member 6497]

bro they gave me warnings for stupid shit like being a pedo while i am 16. @knajjd once gave me a unfair warning (imo) and he didn't even respond to my dm. @Nosecel gave me a 30% warning for saying ''suck my cock tbh'' no hate to you though, you are a good guy.

@Nosecel he told me something bad and hurt my feelings ban him

 

[Deleted member 5891]

read the disclaimer. i'm not bragging. i'm telling this story because people wanted to know how it went. no GTFO of my thread

FUCK YOU I WILL HUNT YOU AND YOUR GF DOWN AND RAPE HER TO DEATH
INFRONT OF YOUR EYES AND BEHEAD HER

YOU CAN NOT EVEN IMAGINE THE HORRIBLE THINGS I WILL DO TO HER YOU SHIT STAINED SCUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT I WILL FUCKING MOLEST YOU AND DISEMBLE YOU IN PIECES
TILL BOTH OF YOU BEG ME FOR MERCIFUL DEATH

FUCKING CLOWN WORLD
ONLY FUCKING FAGGOTS WANT TO READ YOUR FUCKING BRAGGING THREAD (SHIT THREAD BTW)

IF YOU DARE TO INFURIATE ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL COMMIT MY WHOLE LIFE IN FINDING YOU AND ENDING YOUR
GF'S AND YOUR LIFE

 

[GigaMogger]

Us muslims will wait til marriage lol

But your future wife won't

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

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FUCK YOU I WILL HUNT YOU AND YOUR GF DOWN AND RAPE HER TO DEATH
INFRONT OF YOUR EYES AND BEHEAD HER
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YOU CAN NOT EVEN IMAGINE THE HORRIBLE THINGS I WILL DO TO HER YOU SHIT STAINED SCUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT I WILL FUCKING MOLEST YOU AND DISEMBLE YOU IN PIECES
TILL BOTH OF YOU BEG ME FOR MERCIFUL DEATH

FUCKING CLOWN WORLD
ONLY FUCKING FAGGOTS WANT TO READ YOUR FUCKING BRAGGING THREAD (SHIT THREAD BTW)
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IF YOU DARE TO INFURIATE ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL COMMIT MY WHOLE LIFE IN FINDING YOU AND ENDING YOUR
GF'S AND YOUR LIFE

jfl @ you, you really think i'm gonna read all that shit?

 

[Deleted member 5891]

jfl @ you, you really think i'm gonna read all that shit?

That'S it you subhuman dog
why reply if you did not read it kek

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

That'S it you subhuman dog
why reply if you did not read it kek

i read like 4 words tbh ngl

 

[godlikesz]

FUCKING CLOWN WORLD
ONLY FUCKING FAGGOTS WANT TO READ YOUR FUCKING BRAGGING THREAD (SHIT THREAD BTW)

ur not wrong

 

[LastGerman]

i basically worship her without her knowing it jfl.

Cuck.

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

ur not wrong here

lol, only chads read it tbh

 

[owlofathena]

Disclaimer: I don't want this to be seen as bragging so don't ban me mods pls no

Well, it happend boyos, i lost my virginity as did my girlfriend who's 14 . Sweet juicy jb pussy, she is fucking hot and has a amazing body. i basically worship her without her knowing it jfl. So here's how it went.

I layed in her bed and we watched a episode of Vampire Diaries together, after that she asked me if we should watch another episode and ofcourse i said no. So i grabbed the laptop and putted it on the ground. we kissed and i asked her to remove her shirt, we kissed some more and i tried to open up her bra but i fucking failed and she did it for me . i then grabbed her tits and sucked them while i unzipped her pants and then i slowly went down on her kissing her body. i then put of her pants and i kissed her tighs and pussy. i licked every fucking mm of her pussy bro you dont even wanna know . after like 5 minutes of clit sucking and licking she said *my name* come to me. EXACTLY LIKE FUCKING @SteveRogers POINTED OUT, UNBELIEVABLE WHAT A CHAD. Then i kissed her and her neck and everything while she stroked my dick a bit. i put on my condom and i fuck her in the missionary position. nice. I fucked for like 1 and a half hour. we only did missionary for like 20 minutes. then we went for cowgirl for a long ass time. i couldn't stimulate her clit like @larsanova69 said though. ze lag bijna op me bro onmogelijk om die shit te aan te raken hahaha. after like 1 and a half hour of fucking she said it started to hurt, not because she was getting dry but idk tbh. she was still wet af. then she said she wanted to blow me so she did. ofcourse you might have seen in other threads i can't cum from bj's or hj's. so yeah that failed. as she was blowing me we heard her mom coming upstairs so we both were in shock and waited for her to go away (she didn't came inside). After she was gone my erection was gone so we watched some netflix again or something tbh i can't remember lol. Her mom then called us for dinner so we went downstairs. i was fucking COVERED in hickeys as was she. I feel so bad for her parents ngl. HOW FUCKING SHITTY ARE THEY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I FUCKED THEIR 14 Y/O DAUGHTER JFL. we ate spaghetti and it was quite nice. so i ate 2 plates, never should've done that tbh i was full and tired af. We watched Vampire Diaries again and after that i was still tired but i promised her she would have the best orgasm after dinner so i unzipped her clothes again and went for the clit with the fingers this time. after like 15 minutes she came so fucking hard its unbelievable how i even can do such shit JFL She then grabbed my small WHITE COCK. and started jacking me off. OF FUCKING COURSE i've still lost all feeling in my dick because when i was younger i fapped like 5 times a day. (i'm going for nofap again and im gonna succeed this shit this time, hope it helps with cumming) After like 15 minutes i said let me and i started fapping my own dick while kissing me JFL, how sad and how bad must she feel that she can't do shit for me hahahaha! So i cummed and bro idk it squirted everywhere like a waterpistol, it even hit her lol. so i wiped the shit off and it as i was wiping her father called her that he was going to bring me home and so he did.

basically this was a really good experience and imo very good first time the only thing that was really fucked is that my FUCKING DICK HAS CANCER AND I CANT CUM WITH A GIRL, I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. nofap is my only hope ;(

Thanks to everyone on this site tbh, especially the users that helped me yesterday .even if i didn't tag you i want you to know that i love you bro <3
@Papabakvet (i will miss you @larsanova69 @Baldingman1998 @Mayorga @ConorMcGregor @EasternRightWinger15 @Captain_Collagen @LiamSky @JamesHowlett @karbo @Lifewasted @s3-s3 @SpearOfOrion @Romnel @DrunkenSailor @vodkacel @SteveRogers @KostyaRin @xefo69 @AlphaDude @TRUE_CEL @JustAFewMM @youngmaxxing (i spanked her bro hahahahaha) @WallaWallaBingBang @TCC @GigaMogger @eduardkoopman @Native @JizzFarmer @SexuallyAbusive @Lintyeel771 @Kingkellz @Toth's thot @Entschuldigung @Latebloomer10 @Syobevoli @streege (come back bro ) @Gudru ( you too bro ) @6ft1 @stuckneworleans @Chad1212 @Gazzamogga @6ft8InTheNetherlands @je3oe @SlavCelibate @SpiritualCel (FREE HIM) @ZHZ1773 @didntreadlol @Nosecel @BigBiceps (I FUCKED A 14 Y/O BRO HAHAHAHA BAN ME NOW IM A PEDO TBH) @inceletto @Won'tStopNoodling @tapout @prgfromnl @Htobrother @iprayforascension @PubertyMaxxer @Zygos4Life @JizzFarmer @Latebloomer10

That's about it i think? Sorry if i forgot anyone

TDLR: I lost my virginity to my hot 14y/o gf

fuck you chad

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

I would advice you to make your profile privat cause you pissed me of like @Nibba did with @itsOVER

btw @itsOVER can you pm me some advice how can I destroy that cunt

i didn't do shit but alright

 

[Hades]

>first time
>1.5 hours to cum

larpers.me

 

[godlikesz]

lol, only chads read it tbh

no

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

>first time
>1.5 hours to cum

larpers.me

i didn't cum bro. i cummed by fapping myself like 2 hours later. blue balls hurted as hell during dinner.

 

[GigaMogger]

>first time
>1.5 hours to cum

larpers.me

Nah he said he has reduced sensitivity due to excessive fapping, which translates to delayed ejaculation

Source: used to have the same problem

 

[CursedOne]

you old bloody sexhaver

 

[GigaMogger]

@Lintyeel771 it seems like you want @DutchPrettyBoy also take your virginity judging how deep you are in his ass


@DutchPrettyBoy name the faggots who ewanted to read your pathetic story

Jfl look how triggered you are at his ascension, it's over for you buddy boyo

 

[Deleted member 5891]

@DutchPrettyBoy nvm I overreacted I just hate all sexhavers
still shit thread ngl
@Nosecel can you ban for bragging?

 

[owlofathena]

I will never have sex now with an underage girl as I willl have the popo knocking on my door fuck

 

[owlofathena]

so did you lie about being 16 then?

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

@DutchPrettyBoy nvm I overreacted I just hate all sexhavers
still shit thread ngl
@Nosecel can you ban for bragging?

bro don't worry be chill bro.

also i'm really not trying to brag, i even made a ''special'' disclaimer. Some people generally wanted to know and even asked me how it went.

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

so did you lie about being 16 then?

lol no? i just turned 16 bro

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

you old bloody sexhaver

you're that little subhuman in the back and i am chad

no i'm joking bro lol <3

 

[owlofathena]

lol no? i just turned 16 bro

lucky ass bitch I never and ever will taste underage pussy

 

[CursedOne]

View attachment 486079
you're that little subhuman in the back and i am chad

no i'm joking bro lol <3

wait when Im done with raffaini, taban and eppleymaxxing

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

lucky ass bitch I never and ever will taste underage pussy

yeah i can't change that

 

[Deleted member 5893]

bravooo

 

[disillusioned]

"14 year old jailbait!"

Tbh this just goes to show how big of a joke normies are with their bluepilled bullshit regarding "underage" teenagers. Their rants about lack of maturity/abuse etc are all bullshit copes. The only reason feminists sold society the idea that women younger than 18 are off-limits is because they don't want to be out-competed by younger pussy.

And just fucking lol at the "emotional abuse/lack of maturity" horseshit. This is all the byproduct of normies still believing that so called "love" is a real thing. It isn't. Teenage foids give exactly zero shits. They just want to fuck and suck dicks. Normie fathers can't accept that their daughters are sluts.

 

[Madness]

Congrats, too bad you didn’t cum though, women lie about not being able too cum, every girl I’ve had sex with has orgasmed. Maybe when they are like 20 and have 50 bodies it’s over

 

[Deleted member 5818]

Nice fucking work

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

Congrats, too bad you didn’t cum though, women lie about not being able too cum, every girl I’ve had sex with has orgasmed. Maybe when they are like 20 and have 50 bodies it’s over

thanks! maybe next time :/

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

Nice fucking work

thanks bro!

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

fuck bro @Copemaxxing i forgot to tag you bro

 

[owlofathena]

Anyone over 18 on this forum who is still a virgin should escortmaxx, you aren't a 12th Century Christian girl who needs an intact hymen to secure a provider - your first time doesn't matter, just do it bruh

I need to move out of my parents house first

 

[owlofathena]

Check out my buff Chadolf Hitler thread guys jfl

 

[owlofathena]

I have mostly done comedy threads so far going to do some guides soon

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

Check out my buff Chadolf Hitler thread guys jfl

tbh

 

[owlofathena]

tbh

Imagine if Hitler did actually work out back in the day it would make him even more interesting as hardly anybody would have been a gymcel back then now everybody works out

 

[Pillarman]

No man can win at life if he has a daughter, no man

imagine driving a little shit that fucked your 14 yo daughter in your own house after you fed him food what the fuck is this if not cuckoldry ?

and congrats op, indeed weird about the 1.5 hour thing though

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

No man can win at life if he has a daughter, no man

imagine driving a little shit that fucked your 14 yo daughter in your own house after you fed him food what the fuck is this if not cuckoldry ?

and congrats op, indeed weird about the 1.5 hour thing though

yeah and he is so fucking nice to me i actually felt like i should've apoligized the whole time tbh ahahhaa.

thanks bro, should've tagged you tbh. and yes i fucked up my dick

 

[GigaMogger]

Bump because I want jealouscels to see this again

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

Bump because I want jealouscels to see this again

you're such a chad tbh

 

[GigaMogger]

you're such a chad tbh

Takes one to know one bruh

 

[Mr.cope]

What’s your dick length I’m not gay I promise