4chan Aussie foid seemed disappointed when I told her that she was going to end up with a stubbled, masc (but still Chadlite) guy

[Xangsane]

For reference she was a white Australian, MTB, brunette with a fringe, somewhat thin/skinnyfat, "edgy" personality and rots on 4chan. Lives in Queensland.

@ferbite666

 

[Xangsane]

She really wanted a lean, clean shaven guy with prettyboy features and fluffy blonde/light brown hair, completely smooth with blue eyes.

Sure from her chart it said she was gonna marry a Chadlite. She had very favourable configurations. Much more so than 95% of other women’s charts.

What didn’t make her happy was that he would be about 1-2 years older than her and he’d default to stubble/a small beard, but clearly Maesthetic looks. At least he had nice collagen, soft full lips and long dark lashes to compensate, which she seemed happy about.


The predicted husband:

Category	Description
Facial Structure	Masculine Euro structure, slightly rugged, full lips, strong jawline.
Skin Tone	Light-medium golden olive, tans well.
Eye Color	Light blue-green, striking.
Hair	Thick, dark, naturally full.
Height	~6’2” (188 cm).
Build	Lean, athletic, visible tone, excellent proportions.
Facial Hair or Clean-Shaven?	He defaults to light stubble.
Attractiveness Level	Chadlite. His face very likely has strong bone structure, harmony, and refinement but will retain a slightly more masculine edge than her ideal of soft prettiness.
Facial Harmony	Very symmetrical and balanced, though slightly more rugged/masculine than prettiness-focused.
Personality	Loyal, analytical, introverted, slightly clingy, highly protective.
Ethnicity/Pheno	White Anglo-presenting with slight ethnic (Mediterranean) softness.
Public Behavior	Protective, holds hands in public, attentive.
Attachment Style	Loyal but clingy, emotionally intense.
Aging/Collagen	Youthful, high collagen density, ages gracefully.
Romantic History	Few short-term relationships, values commitment.
Cultural Alignment	Western upbringing, analytical and niche intellectual interests.
Approximate Year of Birth	1996 - 1999.

• Scale: 1 (Extremely Pretty) to 10 (Extremely Masculine)
• His Likely Dimorphism Rating: 6.5-7
  • His face likely leans masculine due to his strong jawline, structured bone features, and rugged undertones.
  • However, features like full lips, well-proportioned eyes, and refined symmetry will balance the masculinity with subtle prettiness.
  • Overall, his look likely has a masculine base with Eurocentric refinement, avoiding extremes of hypermasculinity or hyperprettiness.

It also stated he will have understated, timeless fashion. She wanted baggy fluffy.

@Chadeep thoughts

 

[Underdog9494]

@Underdog9494 @Carbine @_Tigrim_ @ben132794 @Nickmas @ioimaxxer @normaler_rasista Why does she seem ungrateful?

Mtb wants chad

 

[Xangsane]

Mtb wants chad

It says she’s getting a masc chadlite but she wants prettyboy Chad

 

[Underdog9494]

It says she’s getting a masc chadlite but she wants prettyboy Chad

Miha i don't understand shit

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

cursing her with an abusive Sicilaryan ogre wog

 

[Xangsane]

cursing her with an abusive Sicilaryan ogre wog

She’s not getting anything like that

Miha i don't understand shit

Vedic astrology predicts spouse appearance

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

She’s not getting anything like that

I've already predicted it with my druidic future sight. I sacrificed 3 jeets and a deer to predict and curse this pick me foid with a sicilaryan wog ogre husband who will most definitely beat her if the pasta isn't al dente.

what do you not understand?

 

[Xangsane]

I've already predicted it with my druidic future sight. I sacrificed 3 jeets and a deer to predict and curse this pick me foid with a sicilaryan wog ogre husband who will most definitely beat her if the pasta isn't al dente.

what do you not understand?

Tf you on about nigga jfl

 

[Xangsane]

She really wanted a lean, clean shaven guy with prettyboy features and fluffy blonde/light brown hair, completely smooth with blue eyes.

Sure from her chart it said she was gonna marry a Chadlite. She had very favourable configurations. Much more so than 95% of other women’s charts.

What didn’t make her happy was that he would be about 1-2 years older than her and he’d default to stubble/a small beard, but clearly Maesthetic looks. At least he had nice collagen, soft full lips and long dark lashes to compensate, which she seemed happy about.


The predicted husband:

Category	Description
Facial Structure	Masculine Euro structure, slightly rugged, full lips, strong jawline.
Skin Tone	Light-medium golden olive, tans well.
Eye Color	Light blue-green, striking.
Hair	Thick, dark, naturally full.
Height	~6’2” (188 cm).
Build	Lean, athletic, visible tone, excellent proportions.
Facial Hair or Clean-Shaven?	He defaults to light stubble.
Attractiveness Level	Chadlite. His face very likely has strong bone structure, harmony, and refinement but will retain a slightly more masculine edge than her ideal of soft prettiness.
Facial Harmony	Very symmetrical and balanced, though slightly more rugged/masculine than prettiness-focused.
Personality	Loyal, analytical, introverted, slightly clingy, highly protective.
Ethnicity/Pheno	White Anglo-presenting with slight ethnic (Mediterranean) softness.
Public Behavior	Protective, holds hands in public, attentive.
Attachment Style	Loyal but clingy, emotionally intense.
Aging/Collagen	Youthful, high collagen density, ages gracefully.
Romantic History	Few short-term relationships, values commitment.
Cultural Alignment	Western upbringing, analytical and niche intellectual interests.
Approximate Year of Birth	1996 - 1999.

• Scale: 1 (Extremely Pretty) to 10 (Extremely Masculine)
• His Likely Dimorphism Rating: 6.5-7
  • His face likely leans masculine due to his strong jawline, structured bone features, and rugged undertones.
  • However, features like full lips, well-proportioned eyes, and refined symmetry will balance the masculinity with subtle prettiness.
  • Overall, his look likely has a masculine base with Eurocentric refinement, avoiding extremes of hypermasculinity or hyperprettiness.

It also stated he will have understated, timeless fashion. She wanted baggy fluffy.

@byvw

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Why does she seem ungrateful?

I rather keep my opinions to myself and hence, mind my own fucking business, chump!

 

[Xangsane]

I rather keep my opinions to myself and hence, mind my own fucking business, chump!

No man

 

[shanevasily]

She really wanted a lean, clean shaven guy with prettyboy features and fluffy blonde/light brown hair, completely smooth with blue eyes.

Sure from her chart it said she was gonna marry a Chadlite. She had very favourable configurations. Much more so than 95% of other women’s charts.

What didn’t make her happy was that he would be about 1-2 years older than her and he’d default to stubble/a small beard, but clearly Maesthetic looks. At least he had nice collagen, soft full lips and long dark lashes to compensate, which she seemed happy about.


The predicted husband:

Category	Description
Facial Structure	Masculine Euro structure, slightly rugged, full lips, strong jawline.
Skin Tone	Light-medium golden olive, tans well.
Eye Color	Light blue-green, striking.
Hair	Thick, dark, naturally full.
Height	~6’2” (188 cm).
Build	Lean, athletic, visible tone, excellent proportions.
Facial Hair or Clean-Shaven?	He defaults to light stubble.
Attractiveness Level	Chadlite. His face very likely has strong bone structure, harmony, and refinement but will retain a slightly more masculine edge than her ideal of soft prettiness.
Facial Harmony	Very symmetrical and balanced, though slightly more rugged/masculine than prettiness-focused.
Personality	Loyal, analytical, introverted, slightly clingy, highly protective.
Ethnicity/Pheno	White Anglo-presenting with slight ethnic (Mediterranean) softness.
Public Behavior	Protective, holds hands in public, attentive.
Attachment Style	Loyal but clingy, emotionally intense.
Aging/Collagen	Youthful, high collagen density, ages gracefully.
Romantic History	Few short-term relationships, values commitment.
Cultural Alignment	Western upbringing, analytical and niche intellectual interests.
Approximate Year of Birth	1996 - 1999.

• Scale: 1 (Extremely Pretty) to 10 (Extremely Masculine)
• His Likely Dimorphism Rating: 6.5-7
  • His face likely leans masculine due to his strong jawline, structured bone features, and rugged undertones.
  • However, features like full lips, well-proportioned eyes, and refined symmetry will balance the masculinity with subtle prettiness.
  • Overall, his look likely has a masculine base with Eurocentric refinement, avoiding extremes of hypermasculinity or hyperprettiness.

It also stated he will have understated, timeless fashion. She wanted baggy fluffy.

I hope the exact guy knocks her bitchass and publicly humiliates this ugly ass whore

 

[Xangsane]

I hope the exact guy knocks her bitchass and publicly humiliates this ugly ass whore

Why so?

 

[shanevasily]

Why so?

Because of her insane standards

 

[Xangsane]

Because of her insane standards

elab

 

[Xangsane]

For reference she was a white Australian, MTB, brunette with a fringe, somewhat thin/skinnyfat, "edgy" personality and rots on 4chan. Lives in Queensland.

@Alt Number 3

 

[Alt Number 3]

Fuck off

 

[Xangsane]

Fuck off

no

 

[Xangsane]

Fuck off

anyway I tagged you because you should know about the completion in queensland

 

[Xangsane]

She really wanted a lean, clean shaven guy with prettyboy features and fluffy blonde/light brown hair, completely smooth with blue eyes.

Sure from her chart it said she was gonna marry a Chadlite. She had very favourable configurations. Much more so than 95% of other women’s charts.

What didn’t make her happy was that he would be about 1-2 years older than her and he’d default to stubble/a small beard, but clearly Maesthetic looks. At least he had nice collagen, soft full lips and long dark lashes to compensate, which she seemed happy about.


The predicted husband:

Category	Description
Facial Structure	Masculine Euro structure, slightly rugged, full lips, strong jawline.
Skin Tone	Light-medium golden olive, tans well.
Eye Color	Light blue-green, striking.
Hair	Thick, dark, naturally full.
Height	~6’2” (188 cm).
Build	Lean, athletic, visible tone, excellent proportions.
Facial Hair or Clean-Shaven?	He defaults to light stubble.
Attractiveness Level	Chadlite. His face very likely has strong bone structure, harmony, and refinement but will retain a slightly more masculine edge than her ideal of soft prettiness.
Facial Harmony	Very symmetrical and balanced, though slightly more rugged/masculine than prettiness-focused.
Personality	Loyal, analytical, introverted, slightly clingy, highly protective.
Ethnicity/Pheno	White Anglo-presenting with slight ethnic (Mediterranean) softness.
Public Behavior	Protective, holds hands in public, attentive.
Attachment Style	Loyal but clingy, emotionally intense.
Aging/Collagen	Youthful, high collagen density, ages gracefully.
Romantic History	Few short-term relationships, values commitment.
Cultural Alignment	Western upbringing, analytical and niche intellectual interests.
Approximate Year of Birth	1996 - 1999.

• Scale: 1 (Extremely Pretty) to 10 (Extremely Masculine)
• His Likely Dimorphism Rating: 6.5-7
  • His face likely leans masculine due to his strong jawline, structured bone features, and rugged undertones.
  • However, features like full lips, well-proportioned eyes, and refined symmetry will balance the masculinity with subtle prettiness.
  • Overall, his look likely has a masculine base with Eurocentric refinement, avoiding extremes of hypermasculinity or hyperprettiness.

It also stated he will have understated, timeless fashion. She wanted baggy fluffy.

Hmmmmn m

 

[TrueBlueRetard]

Tf you on about nigga jfl

the fuck am I on about? The FUCK am I on ABOUT?

you know how long it took me to find those jeets and that FUCKING DEER.

I SCOURED the streets of MUMBAI looking for low-caste DRAVIDIANS to sacrifice to Aengus óg..

I accurately predicted this ungrateful sluts future husband. You are a fraud however, with your indian street shitter mumbo jumbo. The oracles will have their way with you faggot.

 

[Xangsane]

the fuck am I on about? The FUCK am I on ABOUT?

you know how long it took me to find those jeets and that FUCKING DEER.

I SCOURED the streets of MUMBAI looking for low-caste DRAVIDIANS to sacrifice to Aengus óg..

I accurately predicted this ungrateful sluts future husband. You are a fraud however, with your indian street shitter mumbo jumbo. The oracles will have their way with you faggot.

pat pat

 

[Xangsane]

And she asked “please I don’t want a wog or anything darker like a pajeet or an abo. And god forbid a nigger.”

It said she was going to end up with a half Anglo half med guy or something looking like that.

@aspiringexcel thoughts?

 

[Xangsane]

And she asked “please I don’t want a wog or anything darker like a pajeet or an abo. And god forbid a nigger.”

It said she was going to end up with a half Anglo half med guy or something looking like that.

@Recessed Life

 

[Recessed Life]

@Recessed Life

Every woman I know has a white boyfriend despite being inclusive of all races politically

 

[Xangsane]

Every woman I know has a white boyfriend despite being inclusive of all races politically

I mean which is more SMV, her prediction or what she wanted?