Always carry a laminated card saying you do not want your organs to be carved out.

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Think about it logically.

Say one day you amble down the road and get struck by lightening.


Lightening
Electrocute


A medical board decides you excise your brain, heart, corneas and kidneys while you are still warm to give to a donor.

Heart


That donor is a Stacey who spits on your grave and swallows Chad's piss.

Prettygirl


If we lived in the 19th century she would get with you in the same heartbeat she needs.

19th


But it's the 21st century. Wageslave until you die of a stroke you dog. Spend your remaining $2 on a girl's OnlyFans.

Listen closely

Always carry a laminated card saying you do not want your organs to be carved out.

THIS IS IMPERATIVE!


Also only work a job you enjoy. If you do not enjoy your job go NEET! UNTIL THE GOVERNMENT TREATS YOU WITH A FUNDAMENTAL LEVEL OF RESPECT.

Neet

@john2
 
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Yeah ever since my ex gf who was an ER nurse told me they will let ppl die who are organ donors I made sure to take away the organ donor sticker on my driver license
 
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Yeah ever since my ex gf who was an ER nurse told me they will let ppl die who are organ donors I made sure to take away the organ donor sticker on my driver license
Based.
 
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But if you say you don't want to be an organ donor, and you will need one in the future if you get sick, you'll be at the bottom of the list...
 
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based
 
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Imagine I die and some 6 year old gets my brain and starts saying to his parents “jfl its over”
 
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But if you say you don't want to be an organ donor, and you will need one in the future if you get sick, you'll be at the bottom of the list...
Not how it works.
 
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fk u retard now it will be more difficult for me to eat the organs
 
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Yeah ever since my ex gf who was an ER nurse told me they will let ppl die who are organ donors I made sure to take away the organ donor sticker on my driver license
Tales from the basement
 
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lol at not having a tat in 2020 that says "resuscitate at all cost, do not use my organs"
 
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Yeah ever since my ex gf who was an ER nurse told me they will let ppl die who are organ donors I made sure to take away the organ donor sticker on my driver license
wtf really?
 
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I'm such a drug-addled mess, I'd be shocked if anyone even wanted organs from me.
 
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Even if they dont outright say it, theres still probably some fucking subconscious bias going on. "I'll try hard, but it doesn't really matter if he dies."
 

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