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Do you know how to say being naturally bloated in another way? Having a round face!
You are cursed buddy boyo.
No matter how much weight you lose,you can even Auschwitzmaxx,your bloated bone structure will stay the same retard
Its almost a death sentence,unless you are Zac Efron.
However one thing can save you,and its your HAIR.
Make sure you grow it out well,as a roundfacecel you have to hide your face with it as much as possible! (without looking like a retard ofc).
Long hair can hide your subhuman naturally bloated face,by giving the illusion of slimming it down.
NEVER EVER GET BACKSLICKED SHORT HAIR,UNLESS YOU WILL END UP LOOKING LIKE A RETARDED PIG.
ON THE OTHER HAND,IF YOU GET LONG HAIR,YOU CAN LOOK LIKE A PRETTYBOY SLAYER.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS WITH A ROUND FACE AND SHORT HAIR, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU SKINNY FAT FUCK?
GET CAFFEINE SHAMPOO SHAMPOO ASAP!
Yes,I know hair is frauding,but most models and celebs wouldn't look good bald anyways!
You are cursed buddy boyo.
No matter how much weight you lose,you can even Auschwitzmaxx,your bloated bone structure will stay the same retard
Its almost a death sentence,unless you are Zac Efron.
However one thing can save you,and its your HAIR.
Make sure you grow it out well,as a roundfacecel you have to hide your face with it as much as possible! (without looking like a retard ofc).
Long hair can hide your subhuman naturally bloated face,by giving the illusion of slimming it down.
NEVER EVER GET BACKSLICKED SHORT HAIR,UNLESS YOU WILL END UP LOOKING LIKE A RETARDED PIG.
ON THE OTHER HAND,IF YOU GET LONG HAIR,YOU CAN LOOK LIKE A PRETTYBOY SLAYER.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS WITH A ROUND FACE AND SHORT HAIR, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU SKINNY FAT FUCK?
GET CAFFEINE SHAMPOO SHAMPOO ASAP!
Yes,I know hair is frauding,but most models and celebs wouldn't look good bald anyways!